haha imagine shota soren and shota atlas being in Ms. Kronii's 5th grade class and shotaren is that loser kid in the corner who's madly in love with the teacher so one day he brings his toy omnitrix that he got for his birthday and tries transforming into aliens in order to impress her but then once lunch break starts he sees her going to the teacher's lounge and talking to her male coworkers so he gets insanely jealous and starts causing a ruckus during recess break and shotatlas comes over and says why is he mad and shotaren says how all the male teachers should get fired so they end up roughhousing each other and shotamago is crying asking for them to stop while shotagaycabbage is cheering them on to keep fighting like some sociopath and then they end up kissing each other on the lips like naruto and sasuke and all the girls are like "ooooooooo soren and atlas kiiiiiissed" and saying things like "soren and atlas sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G" before getting called up for fighting by the principal and when that's all and settled with Kronii pops out a cigarette on her way home and just goes "god I fucking hate kids like you wouldn't believe"
ok I laughed
ok what about the high school BL sequel where you're a nerdy bookworm and atlas is the student council president and you two start getting into conflict again because of a history of aggression but also confused sexual feelings that have been hidden ever since the kiss in elementary school and then rumors start spreading around about how you two are always in some sort of passive-aggressive lovey-dovey relationship with each other and it starts to get really intimate again when you meet each other outside of school to settle the score and he chokes you but you push him down and choke him harder and you're both hot and feisty with each other in the alleyway and it gets to a boiling point to where you start kissing and groping and wrestling each other with your sweaty bodies and it turns into really gay and vengeful and aggressive alleyway frotting and heavy petting only to be awkwardly interrupted and blueballed by a now-retired Kronii who remembers you two from the kissing incident and is just trying to get home from buying groceries completely disgusted at the two animals that the two of you have become so then you finally snap and get out of the human bundle you two loverboys got into and awkwardly go home but flustered, hearts beating, boners raging at what just ensued and secretly hoping it happens again