when is a gym bunny not a gym bunny?
when he's a kangaroo
you met while doing cardio
Sam had a competitive streak from his school days
if you were going at a certain pace on the treadmill he had to have his setting one higher
see, he excelled there
weights?
he sucked
but you got the vibe he didn't want to bulk up anyways
on the leg press he was almost your equal though
scary to see a twig like him move that much weight
but you guessed it came naturally to him
you didn't dare try him at basketball
when he suggested kickboxing you declined, much to his disappointment
he took it up and got understandably good at it
got into it with the hand and leg wraps
he was fighting gym bums but he was fucking up guys three times his weight because he got cocky and mouthed off
which just led to Sam being cockier
dude strutted around the locker room like he was a king
despite you calling him princess for how tiny was
you had a back and forth going on where you'd basically call him a foul mouthed chihuahua with a goofy accent and he'd call you insults you didn't even know
must be that Aussie culture
dude liked staying fit and he liked doing it with you
when he suggested swimming you thought "well he's just going to show off here too"
you picked him up to hit the beach and you two bickered as per usual
he kept putting his feet up in the car and you very much liked being able to see out your mirrors past his thunder thighs
that earned you a slap upside the head
you told him he hit like a girl and he waffled and the best he could improvise with was "that's not what your mom said last night"
he caught himself after but you were already laughing
next hit was in the meat of your bicep and that smart just a little more
you had suggested using the gym pool but Sam found that disgusting
the ocean wasn't much better
but he'd hear none of it
you had time off during the week and why not go Tuesday morning when it was quiet
he loved that idea