DECENT DAY IN /V/
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qULdIH-Dou4 (doesn't have to be)
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMfvWTS6PXc
I can fix this
I just know it
I can guide the board with my plans (Janny, fuck off)
But I know how
I could blow it
Feeling anons won't take a chance (You do this every week)
To stay in line, to make good posts
Or sage lightly, that's not bad... (It's always bad!)
Fuck off Hiro, we're here for free
And I'm sure we're gonna make a semi-decent day in /v/!

Hiro: Just don't sperg out over anything.
Moot: That faggot's already halfway down page 9!
Hiro: Oh dear God.

There's a sad hollow feeling when browsing the threads
Every bait, bump and shitpost gets to anons' heads
They think spamming shit keeps their posts from being dead
But soon they'll bow to me...
And make a decent day in /v/!

Janny: Hiya, sir!
Anon: Kill yourself, fatfuck!

Anon 1: I complain 'bout new vidya and say it's "forced sovl"
Anon 2: I throw bait left and right, thinking I'm a good troll
Anon 3: Every poster who hates me should die in a hole
Anon 4: I think I miss E3
Anons 1-4: Another normal day in /v/!

If I could force them to fuck off and die
So the threads could make a change (You're not responsible for change)
Then soon my worthless life I will satisfy
As the culture's rearranged! (You're power-hungry and deranged!)

I can see all the threads, now on-topic and quaint
No more console wars, cropped porn, a board of constraint
When I gain full control, there won't be a complaint
As the shitters move to /b/...
It'll be a decent day in /v/!

From the master race bros calling console users hoes
That watch Playstation's playable TV shows
To the softcore bait fags who post anime hags
Which, ugh, NOT BLUE BOARD crap, why? (deletes thread)
And I don't give a damn if they want me to resign!
If they just mention vidya, then we'd get along just fine!

I can fix this, I just know it (I wonder if there's such a thing as "forced sovl")
All of /v/ is within my hands
I've gone too far, I won't blow it (Every bump that I see is another failed troll)
The anons already had their chance
They'll stay in line... (AND BUMP MY POSTS!)
Sorry, but I'll... ACCEPT MY DESTINY! (Get bent, janny!)
I can already see...
Today is gonna be a fuckin' awful day in /v/!