Marak's Relationship Chart

Big Killer Ape Tree:
I think I drank too much, rocks 'aint 'sposed to talk

Hob House
Bastly Ugard:
'parently friends with The Boss. He's nice and all but he told me ta stop drinkin.... aint gonna happen big man. Keeps on telling me to get "therapy", some weird magic im sure.

Ibuki E. Fiore:
A right prick she is. Called me big fancy words "barbarian" and "ruffian", don't know what those mean but they didn't sound very nice.We took a bunch of photos togetha'. She still doesn't like me.

Alaric Falk:
Mysterious fella he is, don't honestly care that much if he don't wanna tell.

Seph:
What the fuck is that! I don't think ur 'sposed to have that many eyes. Though apparently she hates those big dick'eads in the sky tho, so I ain't gonna judge for that, thats for sure! We're pretty cool now.

Moons Watch
Father Mond:
He's nice like the big guy, but he's real mysterious 'bout it. Also like the big man he told to stop drinkin.... also a no.

Ciara Perrons:
Ya think that big ol' hat is compensatin' for somethin'? flat as a washboard she is. don't tell 'er I said that tho. She's nice too, just real stereo-uhhh.... she looks like a witch.

Yam:
Reminds me of.... little me....but better. He doesn't have all the sadness....the rage....he's a good kid he is. Before I "left" Driftview he patted on the shoulder an' got a stomachache, 'parently he eats bad luck and I was a solid 6 course meal. I met The Boss after that, so I gotta thank 'im some day for that. Between The Boss or him.... I'm just hopin' I dont havta' choose.

Lanel Nol:
He's a dead man walkin' he is. Got an even nastier scowl than usual when I offered him a beer. Can't blame him tho', if when ya go you meet up with them then I can see why he isn't keen on leavin'.

Cat Sid:
First of the two cat people 'ere, I like him better. Real funny guy he is, nice to drink with. Though he nearly died tryin' to beat in a drinkin' contest so he's a got a bit of screw loose, even betta' I say!

Meliadne:
The 2nd of the two cat people, and she's got a real stick up her arse. Maybe that's what happens when actually get a childhood but besides that she's real polite-like. Tho she won't likely be that polite next time we meet.

Esty Fontpale:
Train lady, really likes trains. Me, I like walkin' more, makes your journey feel earned. She's strong for her size tho, but apparently doesn't like scrappin', real shame.

Curie Lovelace:
She fuckin' hates me guts! I mean how was I supposed to know that the fancy metal thingy that looked (and tasted) real nice was a "new prototype you dolt!" or whatevah!

Chrysalis
Mory Pose:
'parently she's "cursed to look like this" and "doesn't need any help". I call shite.

The Woman with No Name:
More like the woman with no clothes! I personally like her a lot, but one of the very few lessons I learnt was to not stick ya donger in crazy. Apparently that's how you get me. Oh who am I kiddin I tried! But I got rejected for "mead on the breath".... a sad day that was. Not like my body can process anything else! but whateva'. Last I saw she's been actin' real weird 'round The Boss, wonder why that is.

Mitra Albus:
An' I thought I was an airhead! but she's nice when her head ain't in some fancy book or whateva' else.

Layla:
Ah, snake lady. She's the one who "taught" me I was a "God Slayer", and eva' since whenever I say "Iron God Slayer" before my attacks they hurt a lot more so thanks for that. Don't like her one bit tho, she gives love to those things, only thing we can agree on is that they should be killed.

Lorus Azoth:
A forgetful bloke he is, real angsty too. Has a lotta' power in him but has no clue how to use it, but the liquid he uses in attacks tastes bloody good thats for sure. He's becomin' a real nice guy to hang 'round as of recent.

Zeno Melchior:
One smarty-pansiest smarty-pantses' I ever did meet. Takes apart metal thingies and puts em back togetha' betta' then they ever where. Doesn't really like me magic tho, smell reminds him of.....bad things......sometimes I feel that way too.

Hag's Hex
Vera Escher:
The Boss, she's The Boss. She's nice, one of the first nice people's I've ever met, and so I guard her and the lads everythin' I got in this big cursed body o' mine. tho she has a buncha plans goin about that I can't really understan'. Don't care tho, she gave me.....a home.......eh enough about that sentimental crap, I hit whoever she wants me to hit and thats that. Oh yeah! she helped me make my famous (read: infamous) Centuple X Moonshine! It's the only stuff on the planet that I have to drink with a shot glass! Thanks Boss.

Axel Starr:
A real shifty one he is, but he's one of the lads and I wouldn't have im' any other way. Also, when I was tusslin' with a particularly tough customer he gave me a boost and called me an "investment". I think that means he likes me. 'parently his young life was just as bad as mine, hidin away and gettin blamed for stuff that ain't his fault. He talks to me like a friend and he ain't afraid a' me. Its's refreshin talkin to ya Axel.

Luckuv Thadraw
Real nice gal. She's like the opposite o' me, at least fightin wise. She does all the fancy stuff that messes with their head, and then I mess their head up even betta' with an "Iron God Slayer Haymaker" and batta bing batta boom they ain't comin back any time soon. She's real clingy like, like how I was when I was her age.....looking for someone that cares.....so I make sure I give 'er the time a day even if I ain't that good with words yet. I'm gettin betta Lucky.

Hilda Verblitz:
Me favorite of the lads 'sides the boss. She's always up for a scrap, and she certainly packs a punch that's for sure. Always angry 'bout somethin or otha', tho she refuses drinks from me so I'm afraid I can't do much about that. She's got a sense a humor for sure, a bit dark for me but eh, can't judge. Thanks for shakin' me rust off Hilda. And uh... she's kinda hot.

Amare Pueramans:
A real hedo....fun guy, likes havin' fun. He's real flashy like, and he's surprised I ain't complainin' 'cuz of sometin' called a "hangover", don't know what that is, but I hope I don't catch it. He's real encouragin' like, givin me compliments all the time, I don't mind it. Though he does get a bit "touchy-feely" whenever I give him a drink, so uh....I don't do that much even though he really likes me brewin'. But he's one of the lads, and I like him all the same. His magic makes me and others look real nice. Thanks for the fun times Ama.

Church of Mana
Saintess of Mana:
Would be a real nice lass... If she wasn't part of one of those church things, don't like em.

Mistress Fist:
A lass after me own heart! A foot shorter than me but twice as wide! A shame I'm a super heretic so that ain't ever happenin'. But man she packs a punch! One of the best scraps I ever did have.

Magic Council
Reiger Bunkan:
Its the Paperwork Cunt. I can't count how many bars he has me blacklisted from. If I ever do actually meet 'im I'm gonna give him a big ol' wallop! (aka free story hook your welcome)

Elphasia Solaris:
Better than the Paperwork Cunt, likes to have some fun every once in a while. Smells like a lizard tho, don't know why that is but oh well.

Usannia Cloudbreaker:
Weatha' Chick, not that big of stick up her arse, but still a little one, little enough fo' her. Always rains around her, adn she's always frowny or mad, wonder why that is.

Independent
Big Lover Resting Stone:
Oh shite I drank too much again, Trees don't talk.

Buster Henri:
Oh now that was a Scrap! Steel vs Iron! It was some of the most fun eva had! Ended in a double knockout, but I was able to beat him in the drinkin' competition afta'.

Sebastian Stone:
I could feel the power radiatin' from this guy, I think I could take him in a scrap but in a real fight I don't know.

Niera Flamey:
She's the chick who helped The Boss make my Centuple X Moonshine! Real nice lass, but she's a bit all over the place, even for me.

Primo:
Guy's on an adventure. I can respect that.

Malmuda:
Another one on my Greatest Scraps list! He's more shifty than the others but he gave one hell of a fight! Tho he certainly has an ego. The funniest part was when he tried to use his big ol' fan lookin thing. Oh the look on his face when I bit a chunk out of it was somethin' I'll neva forget. "IT'S A PRICELESS ARTIFACT FROM AN EXTINCT CLAN!" hehehe suck it!

Rose:
Old lady, everyone else at 'er place was actin a fool of 'em selves, decided to leave after bit and neva' met 'er.

Lucius Mcshade:
'Neva met 'em but apparently he's been messin with The Bosses' plans, and also from what I've heard he would definitely fit on my Greatest Scraps List. (here's another freebie)

Garl the Gallant:
He's on some righteous quest or whateva'. I don't care and he ain't worth the scrap.

THE BLACK KNIGHT:
A bit much honestly....makes for one helluva drinkin' mate whenever he comes by tho.

Dale Conagher:
This guy's just like the chick in Driftview, and also hates me guts all the same. Again, how in the bloody world was I supposed to know the fancy shmancy red thing feeding me treats wasn't also supposed to be edible!

Dong Li:
Uptight piece of shite is what he is. Hurts me 'ead.