OKAY an ACTUAL hc rentry this time not a full blown essay long explanation

headcanon designs for (some of) these characters can be found here

headcanons


ninjago

lloyd <333

  • he/xe/they transmasc agender
  • ykw screw this they go by kie/kym too. yeah im straight up projecting
  • chinese japanese
  • literally aroace
  • IM SAYING THAT 'LLOYD' IS THEIR TRANSMASC NAME BC first of all white transmasc name even though theyre asian (literally all of xyr blood family has either a cn or jp name) and this is self projection and SECONDLY THEY WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT BC OF THE WHOLE "lord garmadon" THING!!!!!
  • bro like sent a letter to their dad and mom from darkleys going 'dear mom and dad i am a transgender lloyd garmadon'
  • garmadon was real proud bc hes trans too like (so was misako but she was Like What is this name bro)
  • apd its why theyre always lie 'Huh?' /What??' in the show
  • love language is acts of service wbk
  • dyed hair and pronouns
  • BC, HC: THE KIDS BACK AT DARKLEYS SWAPPED THEIR SHAMPOO WITH HAIR DYE bc ofc they would theyre assholes AND AFTER TOMORROW'S TEA IT JUST KINDA STUCK AND NOBODY KNOWS THAT THEIR NATURAL HAIR IS NOT BLONDE
  • WELL their roots are still brown so when they grow more hair the ninja start to realise that they were not born blonde
  • they wanted to redye their hair brown but then their dad died (lmao) and then he was brought back to life and tried to kill them so they decided No
  • BUT BUT BUT i think they have BITTERSWEET ASS THOUGHTS about their dad
  • LIKE. they go fuck off to a mountain everytime theyre upset BECAUSE their last best memory with their dad is Going Up the Mountains
  • :( and they just regret complainin and whinin as much he did then bc Man
  • underyale fan
  • that was their most embarrassing phase and they cannot talk about it without going quiet every few seconds
  • they also really liked gravity falls its the transmasc genes
  • HAS A PROSTHETIC RIGHT ARM PLEASE !!!! sum happened in between s9-s10 n he alr had an injury then it Got torn off
  • then nya pixal zane n jay all worked together to get them a good arm and def based it off starfarer
  • completely unrelated to the rest but i just think its a cute hc that they constantly have random ass animals following them around
  • like from thr weird ass electric chicken that wu brought to the monastery to just some random stray dog
  • they babytalk all animals they see idc
  • stray cat "omg whos a wittle cutie pie whos a wittle eensy weensy guy" stray dog "haiii babie ur such a wittle guy" stray fucking dragon "whos a big boii :3 whos a wittle cutie pie"
  • THEY ALSO EAT ICE CUBES LATE AT NIGHT WHEN THEYRE HUNGRY
  • went from shortest to tallest member of the team like in s8-s15 they were like idk 5'6 and then post-s15 they got a random growth spurt and became 6'5 like overtime . they blame it on their oni blood (it most definitely is bc of it)
  • really likes marine animals (especially sharks)
  • and yes that is just a pararell to the movie idc
  • (yes it is also self projection)
  • i think they are a total scifi nerd i bet they watch jwcc too
  • he likes punkrock metal . i think he has a list of artists/bands he cycles through but its mostly random. linkin park, social distortion, clash, ramones, sex pistols, misfits, green day, foo fighters, etc .
  • okay but their top artists would be green day, linkin park, n like errrrrm . idk ? clash?
  • it's only when hes having a bad day that they listen to more mellow and quiet music, but since they only have those sessions occasionally, they dont really have a huge circle of artists / bands . CAS, faye webster, and like idk maybe the neighbourhood but idk that one might be a once in a blue moon thing

kai <33

  • he/him transmasc demiboy
  • also cn jp
  • bisexual arospec (nothin specific but he Knows hes aro)
  • his love language is Everything. Yeah he has one designated for each Person in the team . He is all of them i fear
  • kai had a HARDD voltron and undertale phase
  • he does not like talking about it
  • he is a hardcore twice stan i will hear nothing against this
  • he was a huge klance shipper and nya uses this information against him
  • gets worried the easiest like,. i dont think hes the oldest of the ninja but he defo feels like it
  • and that automatically means he has backpains
  • used to ask nya and lloyd (when they were younger obvs) to like step on his back in the form of a massage
  • bc hes an old man
  • now he just goes to zane or cole for massages
  • he just like me fr
  • he was super into niche videogames
  • he loved that one LPS nintendo game trust
  • WAIT WAIT WAIT HE WAS INTO ATTACK ON TITAN DEFINITELY
  • he probably also had a horrible haikyuu phase plss
  • any of those popular action animes he'd be super into .
  • But also. he'd love those psychological horror animes way more. he like discovered madoka magika once and clung onto it . he Has gone insane
  • wait okay overall i think kai only consistently ever listens to kpop and jpop
  • i think he has really random fucking costumes in his closet that he keeps bc he had to pretend to be a lot of characters for nya as a kid
  • also i think hes the type of person to give way too much money when his siblings ask him for like. idk some spares or allowance
  • "hey kai im gonna go shopping can i borrow some money?" "ugh fine. u dont have to return it gives a million fucking dollars" "what the fuck"
  • bc im betting hes also the type to not rly spend that much money on himself
  • there are 6 (six) self sacrificial idiots in the ninja team and kai is the mf who founded this
  • ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT. FOR MUSIC HCS. I BET HE LISTENS TO OLD DAD MUSIC
  • SHIT LIKE LYNYRD SKYNYRD, AC/DC, BON JOVI . DO YALL FEEL ME . like old rock like do you get me guys do you get me
  • he thinks hes so cool for it cause he'll drive with the windows wide open for people to hear
  • but everyones like "..who is this old man speeding in that car..."

nya <33

  • she/her transgirl
  • same as kai duh
  • t4t bi recipromantic
  • she has 100% suggested committing a felony to the rest of the ninja
  • love language is between gift giving or quality time
  • has the most blackmail on the team
  • like she has a whole ass fucking folder of that shit
  • she uses that to her full advantage
  • especially to lloyd and kai
  • she'd never admit this but her playlist is literally 50% emo 50% hyperpop
  • she just never left her nightcore phase okay and honestly slay for her
  • she was totally a gacha kid omg
  • when she was a kid she actually thought that if she could have any power ever she'd choose fire and nya is still very bitter about that sometimes
  • she has accidentally said 'kys' to wu idc its so funny to think about
  • OBVIOUSLY SHE DID NOT MEAN IT but she got too used to sayin it to the gng and had to be like Omg sensei my fault i didnt meant to say that that was for oomf
  • she has playlists based on characters that she relates to
  • SHE HAS A PROSTHETIC LEG BTW. just Wanted to mention. bc it's real.
  • SHE HAS A DIARY
  • AND A SCRAPBOOK TOO
  • SHE BUYS MAGAZINES JUST TO DECORATE THEM
  • LITERALLY SHE WOULD DRAG LLOYD AND KAI TO A STORE JUST TO ASK THEM FOR OPINIONS ON TAPES AND STICKERS
  • "how about this one?" "nya that looks the exact same as the one you just showed me what the fuck"
  • her and jay jokingly call each other those overly sweet coupley titles
  • yknow shit like "my scrumpcious honey pie boo boo bear"
  • they both think its hilarious and anyone who walks in always stare at them like theyre insane
  • and tell me that shes not into the MCU bc ur wrong
  • her fav character would be between thor n jessica but i bet she'd like daredevil
  • idk i dont think she'd have like a consistent artist that she listens to, its just wtv nightcore hyperpop shit she found on like tiktok
  • she would literally love phonk when shes building stuff im so real
  • (as shes bending metal with her bare hands) ha heuh ga me fucked up hoh heuh
  • when shes sad she listens to faye or joji

cole

  • he/they/she transneu agender
  • cn-blk mix
  • gay arospec (same as kai; nothin specific but he knows hes aro) and, i cannot stress this enough, ASEXUAL
  • LIKE LITERALY!!!!!DRAGONS AND CAKE??????? BRO IS THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF ASEXUALITY!!!!!
  • love language is between acts of service or words of affirmation i just know it
  • hes actually way cornier than kai
  • like he would make the cringiest love puns at any given moment
  • he just sucks complete ass at flirting thats it
  • like cole defo accidentally brought a poisonous plant on their first date
  • how did bro bag geo
  • cole still does not like dragons except for ultra
  • WAIT WIAT
  • COLE IS TOTALLY SCARED OF DOGS IM SO RIGHT
  • its just bc. of that thing with dragons
  • coles embarrassing phase was undertale
  • in fact i believe that he was also into voltron and both him and kai guiltily bond over that
  • BUT i dont think cole was a huge klance shipper thats just me though
  • LIKE HE DEF SHIPPED IT BUT
  • i think he was more of a shiro adam fan ngl
  • he definitely wouldve simped for shiro im right
  • STOP IM CRINGING AT MY OWN HCS
  • BUT IM STILL RIGHT
  • has a few buddhist prayers memorised . he just blurts it out whenever he's scared or when Nonsense is necessary
  • idk why him being buddhist is so important to me it just is ok
  • he had an emo phase that he doesnt talk to anyone about EXCEPT for lloyd (bc they also had one)
  • bro is interested in every artist alive except for like . kanye
  • defo likes seraphine noir and like bad brainss
  • guys he listens to mulan jameela trust
  • he listens to undertale osts and parodies while working out

zane

  • any pronouns genderqueer
  • pan aroace
  • obviously his love language is acts of service . It's actually acts of sacrifice too. some body needs to Put Him Down
  • he has 'threatened' to 'detonate a bomb that was built into him' before
  • wu scolded him for it but the rest of the ninja thought that shit was mad funny
  • hes funny in like. a goofy accidental way, not in an actively trying to make jokes way
  • he is the ninja's go-to back cracker like literally he can manuveur you just slightly and your back will pop and you'll see white for a sec
  • he didnt have an embarrassing phase BUT he was really into fullmetal alchemist for a bit (for obvious reasons)
  • him and pixal are literally a qpr what the hell s3 was literally exactly that
  • WAIT HE TOTALLY LIKES SHERLOCK HOLMES
  • I JUST REMEMBERED HIS LITTLE DETECTIVE ARC IN S12 UEUE
  • he will look at the most simplest things ever and start making mysteries about them that he can solve when hes bored
  • then someone will walk into the room and it has already turned into a crime scene with literal yellow 'do not cross' tapes around
  • "zane wtf did you do to our living room"
  • sometimes he sleeps standing up and it terrifies the shit out of the rest of them
  • especially cole
  • I DONT THINK HE LISTENS TO MUSIC
  • he is a silly guy he would listen to sneaky snitch

jay

  • he/it transboy
  • korean-indian i REFUSE to see him as white
  • t4t bi
  • HoH he has custom hearing aids that used to be starfarer themed but now it's just electricity themed (ever since s6)
  • actually really disliked darreth for a bit and nya had to get him to lighten up eventually
  • love language is quality time and physical touch. He gets SO touchy with the team . especially nya
  • he'll like throw rolled up paper to the back of her head and starts poking her until she unrolls it and all the paper says is "i love you"
  • he loves nya so much theyre both the most competent couple the team has
  • girlloser x boyfailure <3
  • AND I THINK LAVA WOULD BE IN AWE EVERYTIME THATS SHOWCASED
  • like jay could wake up in the morning and be like "hi nya love u" and cole and kai would just watch in astonishment
  • jay and nyas shared love language is physical touch its just there
  • they hold each others hand at every given moment its so fucking cute im crying
  • okay off topic to all the jaya; he had a pet hamster
  • and no it did not die of unnatural causes
  • he also had pet goldfish
  • BC I CANT SEE HIM AS SOMEONE WHO DIDNT USE TO HAVE 9 BILLION PETS
  • his parents prolly adopted a stray dog too
  • he was that stray dog /j
  • he knows how to handle animals bc of that so hes usually the one to help lloyd out when theres a bunch of them following after
  • HE WANTS A PET BIRD
  • but wu has a rule of no pets being allowed in the monastery
  • so he treats the electric chicken thing with extra care and everyone thinks hes crazy for that
  • ermmmmm will wood?? kaden mackay defo . i think mostly musical-esque songs or wtv cole and nya reccomend him

arin

  • he/him transboy
  • blk-filo
  • grayaroace bi real
  • the tism is real in him (all of them have it)
  • HES LITERALLY JUST LIKE ME BEING OBSESSED W THE NINJA FR
  • he knows things abt the ninja that nobdoy else on Earth would know
  • LIKE KAI WOULD MAKE AN OFFHAND COMMENT BEING LIKE "lloyd ur sweet tooth is acting up" and arin will go "Yea. It nirmally does. But usually with peppermints. i mean, you like all candy, but mints Especially. well all sweets except for chocolate. you dont like getting yourHands dirty. " AND THE ENTIRE TEAM IS LIKE 😦😦
  • "Um. how do u know that?" and arin just smiles and stays quiet
  • uses white lingo idc its funny
  • "what the deuce!!!" "woah woah hold ur horses!!!" ITS JUST FUNNY OKAY
  • he does it mostly ironically but its gen a part of his vocab
  • it rubbed off on sora
  • he would love fnaf
  • and ofc he loves spiderman
  • like i bet u he would want to be the spiderman of this universe
  • he got the grapling hook inspo from him
  • he uses his baking skills as a bribing token

sora <3

  • she/they/meow transfem nb IDCCCC SHE IS SO NONBINARY
  • chindo trust
  • aroace :3
  • meow stealing names is the realest thing ever just like me
  • ykw i think they would love playing sims
  • prosthetic arm too . she went insane when she first saw lloyd for the first time irl out of their gi and meow was like HOLY SHIT ME TOO!!!!
  • ANYWAYS they are so freakibg silly arggg nya coded as hell
  • FUCK HER PARENTS SO BAD I HATE THEM!!!!
  • :( she got hit by the lloyd garmadon ray
  • they woukd love roleplaying idc
  • has a fursona. its one of those mecha cats
  • her n arin r so bffs siblings
  • the new rgb except its just rottmnt b-team
  • URG THEYRE SO SILLY
  • meow listens to alt r&b its THE VIBE OKAY
  • sza & adanna duru is her top artists
  • but when shes building stuff they listen to hard rocking banging metal music . they also listen to that stuff when sad

geo

  • gay as fuck bro
  • idk i think hes unlabeled. he would not be bothered to find what specifically he identifies as. he just is what he is
  • he/him though
  • the reason he sucks ass at 'cooking' is cause munces and geckles dot Eat conventional shit that cole used to cook
  • also why the rest think cole is so good at cooking its bc hes the only one who had the chance to eat normal ass shit
  • once accidentally fused him and coles clothes together and was so flustered it took him 10 minutes to get it off
  • mother hen helicopter parent wbk
  • started trying to learn how to cook with frohicky when he got the chance <3

other njg hcs

  • lesbian she/they korean-puertorican skylor
  • garmadon is trans js bc of that name . transman bi aceflux chinese
  • misako is also trans . transwoman bi japanese
  • bi blasian they/she/sky vania
  • they/he/mit cinthean grayaro acespike benthomaar :3
  • he/him chindo aroace morro real
  • aroace jp (albino) she/he harumi
  • she/it/wolf nb blk akita
  • she/it/dra gender?? asian wyldfyre

marvel

peter parker <3

  • obviously a he/it transman bro idk what else to tell you
  • bi arospike i do think
  • very romance-positive though good for him
  • i think all versions of peter parker are basically the same so all these hcs apply to all of them
  • obvs mainly mcu peter focused tho bc earth-199999 slays
  • anyways
  • yiermm he has a hobby of photography
  • and no not in the sense of taking pics of himself to sell to JJJ like some versions i mean it as in he loves going on nature walks (or swings) and just takes pictures of whatever tf he sees
  • he's actually pretty decent at it and mj was the one who taught him how to properly use it
  • the framing and veerything and shit
  • he doesnt really play videogames except for that one star wars lego one
  • or the avengers lego one
  • i just think thats a silly thought
  • he always plays with ned slash harry depending on which version
  • sometimes also gwen or mary but never michelle
  • in usm's universe (i think thats earth-1612???) he actually steals a lot of quips from danny just with a more snarky wording
  • he has gotten way too used to hanging off the roof at all times
  • sometimes he forgets about it
  • just forgets to unstick at all actually
  • its all mitski his top artist was mitski hes going to hell

danny rand <33

  • YIERM the mcu, comics and usm versions of him are all very different so this is going to be a little difficult
  • but overall they/he/it aroace transneu agender
  • he is half-chinese but if he never went to k'un lun he never would've learned mandarin i think
  • SERIOUSLY HIS CHARACTER VERSIONS ARE SO DIFFERENT IN EVERY EARTH UNIVERSE IDK HOW TO PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER
  • ok ok heres the seperation:
  • USM danny HAS googled quotes and does borrow them sometimes (sam always says that its stealing but thenthey'll just reply with some bullshit like "to take is to give, my friend" and nobody wants to argue with their ass)
  • for all versions of danny they were 100% a super loud tantrum-y temperamental kid when they were younger
  • back to USM danny they are secretly a little shit behind all that chillness and that leads to most of the students in midtown to believe that he goes to school high on drugs ("how can he be so relaxed otherwise???")
  • HAS trashtalked their enemies before and it always comes as a surprise to the rest of them team (usm. again)
  • LIKE "the mind chooses itself what to be. perhaps yours chose to be a little bitch" AND SPIDEY TURNS AROUND WITH TAHT STUPID ASS MONKEY SHRIEK SOUND EFFECT
  • or even the classic "namaste. kill yourself"
  • I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY
  • okay just in GENERAL dude like if they were to ever trashtalk in any version everyone would be so surprised
  • just imagine a "a wise man once told me to tell others to kill themselves" and Powerman just stands there like D:
  • ok anyways; ermmm all versions of danny have an insane cold temp tolerance
  • throw them into antartica and mf wont blink
  • okay heat resistance but def not comparable to luke or nova
  • can u tell usm is my fav version of him
  • OKAY now for some mcu vers hcs:
  • them and wing are still really strongly tied besties even after they broke up and i think thats fire
  • THEM AND WARD ARE ALSO KINDA HEAT BESTIES REMINDS ME OF PETER AND FLASH IN USM
  • WARD AND DANNY FRIENDSHIP IS REAL
  • nobody believes him when it says that theyre the iron fist at first
  • LIKE ALLLLL THE TIME
  • "i am the iron fist." "....you???? immortal protector of k'un lun???? are you being fr rn???"
  • little bitch /pos
  • I LOVE THAT HE IS BESTIES WITH LUKE
  • they miss the defenders squad tbh
  • their closest group of friends :(
  • on my way to beat up the hands
  • alexandra will be shot to death in the name of danny rand
  • well shes dead but id still shoot her corpse
  • MICO!!! DAVID HUGO!!!! SIR CHLOE!!!!! LITERALLY HIS ARTISTS FR

peni parker <33

  • they/she/neos+ triple a
  • idk what to say like genuinely theyre so triple a
  • they kin hiro hamada and standford yu without a DOUBT
  • she loves their spidey friends a lot bc its canon they struggle with maintaining friendships in their real world :(
  • they constantly talk about EVERYTHING that theyre interested in to whoever wnats to listen
  • its usually porker or noir fr
  • this is kind of random but they would not like their gov at all
  • they spite them for how things worked out w their dad and just their life in general . would loathe them silently in their real universe but talk mad shit ab them to their spidey friends
  • SHE LOVES SPIDERS . not just sp//dr but like they LOVE learning about spiders. would be willing to get bit by one for the hell of it. sign of friendship n wtv
  • they just think theyre silly little critters
  • emotional over animals 100% falls for those tearjerk bait sad animal videos and cries until she get a migraine
  • does not know how to feel about their uncle n aunt. its awkward for her to listen to the other spideys talk ab them with such high honour, but theyre a little more hesitant with it. a bit awkward even

other hcs

  • he/any bi transmasc miles !!! :3
  • she/they bi transfem gwen !!!!! :D
  • he/they bi transmasc pav :P
  • any prns bi aroace genderqueer hobie B)
  • Thats right. theyre all trans. and either bi or aroace. Except for Hobie hes All of them.

sonic

sonic <33

  • he/+neos transmasc aroacespec bi :3
  • he got top surgery illegaly by means of tails and amy (they performed it on h im)
  • it was successful and Real and when eggman found out in a fight he was like "Yo congrats sonic also heres a Bomb headed to hedgehod valley"
  • he is soooo silly
  • he randomly sings whatever song pops up in his mind mid-convo
  • ESP WHILE TRASH TALKING
  • liek eggman will be talking about his evil plans and he'll go 'shordy get downnn good lawddd'
  • and then he gets bombed (real and deserved)
  • bro flirts with every person that he sees except for the kids obviously
  • YKW HE READS A LOT OF SCIENCE-Y STUFF IN HIS SPARE TIME NOT BC HE LIKES IT BUT BC HE WANTS TO TRY AND UNDERSTAND ALL OF TAILS' RAMBLING
  • like yea ofc he'd prefer to read comics but tails told him he was working on a new plane so sonic's gonna read 90 books about it and watch 60 documentaries relating to the topic
  • he is so big brother :((
  • he would do that with anyone tbh but mainly tails
  • like if amy came up to him and told him she was baking a cake and needed opinions he'll do research on that shit but he'll still stay completely honest
  • knucks gave hima rock the first time he beat him in battle
  • idk why but tat hc just makes sense to me
  • sonic is a HOARDER . i literally dot care what u say to me . sticks was a hoarder? nah bro sonic would keep everything he's given in a burrow by his house
  • its for safekeeping sake but also he still keeps shit that he doesnt need /broken stuff
  • amy and tails tried to take it out once and he was HYSTERICAL
  • also he gets really mean when hes angry but ONLY if hes angry FOR someone
  • does tat make sense
  • as in if you broke into his house he'd be angry but he'd still mess around and banter but if u messed with his friends and pissed him off He's going to Leak yor address like
  • "haha tails is a freak" "Green Hills St. Maria Street 5th Block 13th number postal code 11789" "HUH"
  • he just seems like a defenssive protective guy dawg idk how else to put it
  • he falls for the tearjerker bait videos i just know it

other hcs

  • they/he/xe transneu arospec unlabeled shadow :3
  • sonadow is REAL and true btw
  • she/any transfem arospike bi rouge
  • any/+neos transneu bi knuckles
  • he/they/neos nb arospec tails fr
  • she/her transfem bi amy!!! :3
  • she/they nb lesbian blaze
  • he/ze aroace espio
  • she/it genderqueer unlabeled sticks
  • she/bun nb bi cream
  • any unlabeled queer vector

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neteyam <3

  • aroflux otherwise unlabeled he/him
  • he s transneu nb
  • he didnt die guys hes alive in my head
  • hes literally breathing and livig rn
  • HE SPOILS ALL OF HIS YOUNGER SIBLINGS WITHOUT A FUCKIN DOUBT
  • he can barely ever say no to them man
  • "can u pls buy me candy? points to a stand" "um no. theyre bad for ur teeth ......... okay fine" WITHOUT EVEN NEEDING THE SIBLING TK SAY ANYTHINF
  • only sibling he can say "no" to is lo'ak but thats bc he knows the guy wont listen ayway
  • STILL HE CARES FOR HIM TOO
  • him and lo'ak defo invented a secret language taht nobody else but them understands
  • kiri managed to learn a bit of it from observing
  • he feeds the chill wild animals even if his parents tell hm not to (that is the one thing he disobeys them on)
  • he has a counter kept on every oe of his siblings on how many times they've bumped into something
  • he's actually the one who bumps into shit the most but pretends like he isnt
  • "who bumps into trees most often???? um idk like lo'ak???" as he's bumped into 80 while lo'ak has only like 5 times
  • he goes on nature walks with his mom
  • and they also do stress-relief archery together
  • how it feels to be carrying the entire family on they backs
  • like lietrally they would all be dead without those two
  • he either listens to lo-fi or just rap idk . he just listens to whatever songs he thinks is good

lo'ak <333

  • HIMMM MY BABYGIRLLLLL
  • BI T4T GRAYSEXUAL HE/HIM TRANSMASC REALLLLL
  • he would def have those goofy ass vent tiktok accs
  • itd be a secret acc though
  • and his main acc wouldnt be active at all he'd post a story once every 4 months and only goes yhere to chat to ppl
  • but also his bio would be some shit like "but i finally got a girlfriend and shes the bomb @tsierya <3"
  • has kiri to thank for his music taste
  • crazy how he literally told tsireya he was trans and she was like "word me too!" i cant believe that scene was right There in the movie thats cool of yhem though
  • he has a handshake designated for every single one of his family members
  • yes even neytiri. he made them when he was like 8 and she did Not have the heart to say no and he just grew up doing it w them all the time
  • no but fr sometimes theyd have like a military meeting and hed go up to his dad all like "wsg dawg" and try to do the handshake and everyone just Stares
  • "not niw lo'ak. go bother neteyam"
  • when kiri wants pics of her taken (usually those fake candid i bet) he'd be the best choice
  • bc tuk is a child, neteyam would probably move the phone so high up kiri would be out of the pic, neytiri prolly barely knows how a camera work and jake is jake
  • he's the only one who doesnt force a laugh when either of his parents (usually jake) tells the unfunniest joke on pandora
  • he most definitely has pranked spider a billioj times over by saying shit like "oh. yeah. yknow, the na'vi, we dig holes in the ground and hold our breaths for 9 minutes, its just an us thing u wouldnt get it" and 3 minutes later lo'ak is calling for his dad and asking for help bc he thinks spider died
  • he made a makeshift pandora version of a yoyo and he definitely rocks at it
  • once it got stuck on a tree and he almost cried until neteyam was there to save it
  • he would literally mutter the most horrific groundbreaking terrible immoral unbelievable insane insults under his breath ab people he dont like right in front of them (or just when ppl r annoying him in general) and he'd get away most of the time bc hes quiet enough that only people within a very close range would be able to hear it
  • and it dont even matter if hes in a quiet place and every1 can hear it bc he'll still mutter it anyway
  • neteyam always gotta fight off a laugh when he hears it
  • kiri doesnt even try to hide her laugh
  • like spider couldve done something that annoyed him while they were playing a game and u'd hear a quiet "now ik why yo dad aint with you" and neteyam's face drops while kiri looks away but her body is SHAKING with every laugh
  • he would play basketball
  • "this ones for u tsireya" misses
  • uhmm sza, d4vd, joji, gorillaz, the neighbourhood ?
  • bro probably mj too
  • just bc hes a loser he also listens to the smiths and the rare occasions
  • mfs watch his expression change a billion times within 10 minutes when hes listening to his playlist

kiri <3

  • she/they bi ace
  • this is so real
  • SHE HAS GREAT MUSIC TASTE
  • small issue shes 100% a gatekeeper
  • she would walk up to you and point out the band on your shirt and be like "do u even listen to them??????" "tell me one song by ____"
  • she draws she listens to spotify she scrolls on pinterest she probably writes
  • she is your avg tumblr girl
  • she probablys scrapbooks
  • her and lo'ak have the sibling dynamic that would turn the lights off when the other is in the bathroom
  • she calls lo'ak penisface as an inside joke to this day and the only mf who understands it is them and jake
  • she swears the most out of all the siblings
  • she would also say kys outright
  • when she first met rotxo and ao'nung she was like "Kill yourself with a Noose" it was crazy
  • ANYWAYS she tries her best to help out neteyam when she sees him struggling w sumn
  • usually like when hes carrying heavy stuff and lo'al isnt around, she would help him
  • she is the only one whos able to get tuk to be quiet
  • lo'ak and neteyam r always like "how the fuck she do all that"
  • YOU KNOWWWWW SHE LISTENS TO THE MOST OBSCURE SHIT EVER
  • AND AGAIN SHES A GATEKEEPER
  • only people who know what she listen to is like her family

black clover

luck voltia <333

  • SOOO AGENDER
  • he/zap
  • transmasc methinks
  • and also demiro acespike 😎
  • took him 3 years + to start developing feelings for magna (whereas magna was alr like Fullblown in love with that guy after a Year)
  • he loves his friens so much im crying
  • he likes to tell random ass lies sometimes during a convo but he has zero control over his face and tone so people ALWAYS believe him
  • especially magna
  • actually asta and noelle believe him a lot of times too
  • "hey magna did u know that captain yami one gambled his life and had to fake his death for it?" "WHAT? REALLY?" "no haha"
  • real bc its funny
  • only person he genuinely would never fuck w/ is his sister fr
  • vanessa nad luck sweetest adoptive siblings EVERRRR
  • his strong sense of mana actually makes him get overstimulated a lot more easily, which is partly why he always spreads out his own mana as much as he does (through fights n wtv)
  • he goes completely nonverbal when hes overstimulated . speaks through sign language but tries to use general hand gestures to ppl who dont understand. emits electricity (not on purpose) as a type of 'defence mechanism' to get away from any further stimulation from anybody, but typically just runs away from the environment for a proper shutdown
  • black bulls all learned sign language for him <33
  • horrible hearing issues its why half the time his response is 'haha!' its bc he didnt hear ur ass nd didnt wanna ask to repeat
  • would he not play moba games i can literally see him on mobile legends playin as an assassin just to harass people early game until end
  • his fav sanrio would be keroppi fr

other bc hcs

  • mirror pronouns agender omni gray
  • asta is arospec but he hasnt figured that out yet trust . he/him unlabled otherwise
  • yuno is he/him unlabled too but not bc he doesnt care its bc hes tried to figure it out but always ends up wit an empty plate .
  • bi she/they transfem vanessa
  • finral could totally rock bein a he/she transfem bigender bi too tbh
  • t4t finessa is so real :3
  • magna is . omni maybe .i dont think he'd stick to a label tho. also he/it/any

mlp

rainbow dash

  • he/xe/ze/she transmasc nb
  • dude idk grayro lesbian
  • HES SOOO SILLY I LOVE HIM SM
  • his fav movies would always be the ones centred around pets and adventure
  • he cried so hard watching i am legend like seriosly
  • dawg she read daring do fanfics
  • she WROTE them in fact
  • you know it man he does not hide it like
  • xe would be super into tmnt after getting tank idc its a silly thought
  • i dont actually think his room would be messy but ONLY because he doesnt really have a lot of stuff in it in the first place
  • like if he had shelves full of shit itd be messy all over
  • but he frames his trophies in the right places n so theres not really an abundance of things in his room
  • he cannot cook
  • the most he can do is eggs
  • applejack tried to teach him but he has zero neurons

other hcs

  • he/she transmasc lesbian AJ :3
  • she/neos aroace nb twilight real
  • she/they/bling aroace rarity !!!!!
  • she/fae omni transfem fluttershy REALNESS
  • any/+neos pan pinkie ofc

jwcc

ben

  • he/it/kir transmasc agender
  • gay aroace
  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS A GF . NO HE DOESNT!!!
  • he is the lightest sleeper you have ever met literally cant even stay asleep the moment he hears someone start snoring
  • kinda an emo hc but i think the reason he doesnt tell any other story aside from the toro one is bc the other action-filled stories from when he was stranded was him either getting hurt or him hurting the dinosaurs in self defense
  • additionally i think hes killed a dinosaur before (just a compy ofc, but still) and will never admit that to his friends
  • ben listens to old dad music . yeah. CT changed this for me.
  • he doesnt swear at all when hes getting chased by dinosaurs, always substituting words like "holy shoes!!!!!" or "what the fungus?!?!?!" while kirs running, but it will swear at any other time where its life is not in danger
  • like literally they could be having a normal meal together and you'll just hear a "holy fucking goddamn shit this canned soup is fucking bussin goddamn its so fucking goatted what the fuck" but nobody will bat an eye
  • and i want to believe that hes always been a big swearer even BEFORE the monorail
  • and the first time each camper hear him swear they think hes possessed but eventually get used to it

darius

  • he/they/she genderqueer
  • bi aroace
  • he doesnt really know much about biology aside from the ones of dinosaurs or other prehistoric animals that he accidentally stumbled upon while researching about dinosaurs
  • so hc that every time one of them got scrapped or cut they would go to darius but then he'll just be like "wtf am i supposed to do about it"
  • "i know dinosaurs not humans"
  • if he didnt get into dinosaurs he wouldve 100% been into aliens
  • i dont think he even listens to music like at all
  • but he totally listens to podcasts
  • kenji thinks hes dorky as hell for that but after s5 kenji joins him listening to them sometimes
  • darius will always look at him smugly bc of that
  • darius actually thinks the 'dinonerd' nickname is super sweet and holds it very dear to him
  • his fav colour is actually green

brooklynn

  • she/they transgirl
  • bi grayro
  • hc: brooklynn was the first person ben came out to and she came out to him right after like "hell yeah youre just like m fr"
  • bc B-team as besties is my fav thing ever
  • brooklynn wanted to be an engineer when she was younger, a lawyer when she in middle school, and a detective in high school
  • she ended up being a detective anyway so slay for her
  • she actually changes up her hair like once a week but theyre always so minor that sometimes even kenji cant tell
  • she listens to like every genre possible
  • but at the same time i feel like she doesnt use music and background when shes doing whatever else she seems like a murder doc type of person
  • she had an embarrassingly long danganronpa phase that she doesnt talk about
  • but every camper knows bc she was alr pretty popular at that time and so they call her "b our ultimate superstar"
  • she thinks its cute but still gets embarrassed
  • she keeps up with fnaf lore
  • IDK WHY THAT HC JUST MAKES SO MUCH SENSE TO ME LIKE SHE'LL MAKE FNAF REFERENCES OUT OF NOWHERE
  • "oh god we're gonna die" "Omg. A bunch of children dying you say? Just like five nights at freddys"

kenji

  • he/him cis guy
  • bi
  • im telling you that hes a closet gatekeeper bc it just makes sense
  • had a musical phase that he will never talk about
  • actually he tried talking about it to ben only find out that it never had a musical phase and now hes too embarrassed to try and bring it up to anybody else
  • definitely a super mariocart enjoyer
  • him and darius would play together in their living room and everytime he loses hes like "oh yeah little bro i actually lost on purpose to make you feel better" but darius knows hes lying
  • weirdly enough he likes tea more than coffee
  • actually the most jumpy one in the group. like watching a horror movie and nothing is happening but he keeps on screaming and jumping anyway
  • made a playlist for every camper AND an entire group one
  • he tries to play it off but everyone knows he cares and thinks its sweet
  • is also super into mcu but he likes dcu too. him and b talk about the mcu a lot

yaz

  • she/him demigirl
  • bi
  • literally loves barbie movies and the rest r super surprised when they find out
  • but then she just goes on to rank the movies and characters and theyre like "oh Ok"
  • actually so ass at flirting like she would end up making some random outsider confused if she ever tries to flirt with sammy
  • but sammys just like "oh yeah this is my gf the most emotionally constipated person ik i love her sm"
  • the most random trio ever but her, brooklynn and ben are actually the biggest gossipers among the group
  • i imagine they all get info in questionable ways
  • brooklynn through online stuff and her many connections, ben through eavesdropping and observing (both accidentally and purposefully) and yaz just,, kinda knows
  • literally idc she would pull them over while walking and be like "so u know that guy who tried to kill us with the helicopters? yeah turns out he actually did this and that and bla bla bla" and theyll start whispering in the corner
  • her music taste is weird as hell so when she tried to make a playlist for sammy it ended up being a clusterfuck of random ass songs
  • it'll go from dodie to fucking radiohead and suddenly hatsune miku starts singing
  • but that just means shes not picky about songs and lets the rest pick whatever tf they want

sammy

  • any pronouns genderfluid
  • lesbian
  • swears a lot actually
  • she sucks complete ass at games btw shes one of those ppl who go "how do u crouch how do you move how do you shoot"
  • has a pretty neat music taste and made yaz a playlist (she loves it)
  • cant drive and nealry crashed the car 8 times when yaz tried to teach her how
  • and if i said her fav musical is the waitress and wicked would i be wrong
  • she loves corny ass romcoms and somehow always ropes yaz into watching it with her
  • although she likes cows she absolutely does not like pigs
  • yaz found that to be super weird at first when she visited her farm for the first time but just went along with it
  • sammy is superstitous. it just makes sense okay
  • and i mean taht in an extreme way if she sees you opening an umbrella inside she'll parkour over the ceiling just to slap it out of your hand
  • "were you about to open that umbrella?! are you crazy?!?" "WHT THE UFKC????"
  • had a south park phase that she has literally never told anyone about except for her siblings

dislyte

tangyun <333

  • they/he transneu agender
  • violently romance repulsed aroace
  • and if i say that they look up to sander the same way he used to look up to tang xuan would i be the bad guy
  • they dont listen to music often but his music taste is wack as hell
  • also they listen to kpop bc im right im always right
  • HE LISTENS TO SIR CHLOE & MICO
  • hc: their fav colour used to be red
  • additionally they stopped liking red the moment xuan and him stopped talking
  • his fav colour is now purple and its bc of sander
  • has once almost successfully roped sander into buying them a dog
  • hyde was the one who stopped them out of their tomfoolery
  • but sander will defend his little found family emo to his death
  • and likewise the other way around
  • does not like being called 'tang' at all
  • used to wear jackets a lot but stopped bc it reminded him too much of xuan
  • actually has a super hard time to stop crying
  • their fav movie is and will always be bh6
  • he likes to get his nails done tbh

ahmed <3

  • he/him transneu bigender its real
  • SO AROACE
  • romance and sex repulsed he would punch you if you mentioned him in such circumstances (he would apologse right after for punching you)
  • he sings in his head a lot and sometimes it comes out as a hum
  • HES SO GEEKY HE WOULD TALK ABOUT SCIENCE NAD STUFF FOR DAYSSS
  • his bestie is literally heng yue and he forces her to sit through all of his rambles
  • their convo consists of heng yue sitting looking pretty and ahmed going "oh oh and about rhis miramon i saw yesterday... apparently its not evennormal! btw what do you think of this tie i just bought? does it look too bad? too much?" also looking pretty
  • she likes hearing him ramble though in the sense of like when u hear a usually quiet friend speak sm
  • most supportive bestfriend duo goes to them
  • he usually ignores q whenever he starts recording around the union. he does not like him
  • i bet his dorm has a whiteboard right next to it called like the favour list or osmething
  • he wakes up and goes to check it and see 90% of it written by liling and its just "check reports, file and send"

li guang <3

  • she/they/it transfem genderfluid
  • AROACE ITS REAL IT TOLD ME
  • she LOVED WANDER OVER YANDER
  • SHE LOVES COOKING MAMA TOO
  • she is literally the 'i can stuff a bag of marshmellows in my mouth'
  • SPEAKING OF
  • they have the weirdest ways of sneaking food into places
  • melanie and fab dont ask about it anymore but aurelius is always confused about it
  • she cries a LOT when watching movies
  • like fullblown sobbing outloud into her popcorn
  • she loves board games IDK IT JUST MAKES SENSE
  • and and urm i am just Saying they scrabook
  • IT MAKES SO MYCH GUCKING SENSE
  • SHE IS TOTALLY ROMANCE REPULSED
  • god she slays so hard

valeria <3

  • aro lesbian guys true real true. true.
  • she/he genderqueer
  • shes so awesome sauce the big sister ever

other hcs

  • bi he/any tangxuan :3
  • omni any prs liling hes dating xuan btw its real and true and canon
  • gay he/him demiroace yunchuan
  • romance-repulsed aro bi she/her hengyue frl
  • intisar is so aroace agender she/he

the owl house

obvs will not be including canon confirmed things

hunter <3

  • he/it transmasc
  • bi aroace bc i SAID SO
  • IDK HOW COMMON OF A HC IT IS i just think its cool to think that the scar on his cheek was bc belos was feeding off him (since he and palismen are made of palistorm wood and magic essence or sum idk)
  • and bc of that he also understands palismen outside of flapjack
  • BC ITS JUST SUCH A SWEET THOUGHT
  • and also kinda horrifying thinking that he did collect them to give to belos but well idk hes a child soldier what can u expect
  • atp i might as well just talk about palistorm and palismen bullshit lore bruh
  • continuing off that, the bat queen understands hunter although she doesnt fully trust it after yk the whole palismen kidnapping situation
  • LMFAO DO YOU THINK HE COULD TURN INTO A STAFF
  • hunter actually used to look up to lilith
  • and ykw they would totally get along like literally lilith and him would bond over being aroace ex-coven heads of the emperors coven who just wants affirmation from a parental figure (what a bunc of bozos)
  • everyone is his family immediately
  • if you are a good person and he sets his eyes on you he'll think "Ok new family Member"
  • flapjack encourages this
  • collecting siblings like a pokemon thats how it rolls for him
  • he and vee end up being totally chill besties
  • will never learn how to type properly bc. its funny

luz

  • she/they nb
  • this is so random but i just think it makes sense that she abolutely fucking hates pears
  • and oranges a lot of the time
  • .i dont even have to clarrify anything here you already know she would be in the most embarrassing fandoms eever
  • she shipped lams
  • IC ANT BREATHE
  • she has a wattpad acc and wrote voltron fanfiction
  • HELPPP I CAN MAKE ANYTHING UP AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE BC ITS LUZ
  • they watch true crime idk its the vibe
  • she cries a lot when watching movies
  • BUTTTTT she totally laughs at all horror movies
  • and i mean all like she could literally shit her pants in shock after a jumpscare and they'll start laughing
  • everyone thinks shes coo coo when they first see it
  • WAIT ELP I JUST REALISED
  • SHE WOULD TOTALLY LOVE BLACK CLOVER WTF??
  • LIE ITS . ITS SO SIMILAR. WTF
  • DEFINITELY TOTALLY 100% ITS TRUE AND SHE MAKES PARARELL CONNECTIONS BETWEEN THE CHAR
  • "amity youre so much like noelle batata <3" "girl wtf r u talking about"
  • NOOOO THIS IS SO REAL IM SO RIGHT FOR THIS
  • "gus??? finral???? willow??? mimosa???? hunter???? that one diamond mf from the diamond kingdom???"
  • what the fuc im literally so right

FMA (03 & B)

edward <333

  • he/him transmasc agender. tell me im wrong TELL ME IM WRONG!!! NO IM NOT!!!!!!!
  • literally bi aro + aceflux i will hear nothing against this
  • like that man is the most arospec mf ive ever seen in my goddamn life
  • freak ass nerd i love him so much
  • hes the type of mf to judge others based on their fav flavour of ice cream
  • he hates puns. like a Lot but he'll accidentally make them and roy finds that shit hilarious
  • "talking about his automail arm they'll never know i have something up my sleeve!" and in come mustangs laughing
  • he has broken phones and books multiple times on accident with his automail arm
  • he has so many injuries that are completely unrelated to his on-field research or military work
  • like he probably got 7 bruises every day just from falling down the stairs or ladders in the library
  • ok who am i kidding most of his injuries come from the library
  • has accidentally complained about mustang TO mustang unknowingly (not that he wouldnt do it on purpose but in a 'ugh this guy is so tiring can u believe him?' type of way yk) at least once
  • has very mixed feelings about rain . like on one hand he gets flashbacks to his moms dead bozo body and his automail starts hurting like crazy but then the more spiteful silly side of him will think 'haha mustang is useless asf R N!'
  • jokes aside he actually does care for roy bc team mustang is found family realness
  • he has accidentally called roy dad AT LEAST 5 TIMES
  • I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE HASNT
  • its in the style of 'accidentally calling your teacher a parent during class while asking a question'
  • called him mom once in front of the whole squad actually
  • THATS SO CUTE STOAP
  • it's like normal banter for a min and suddenly the room geos quiet
  • "shut up you stupid bastard!!!!!!!!! dumb idiot!!!!!!!! k ys!!!!!!!! last mission stinked ass and look what ur giving us now mom!!!!!!" and it's just pure Silence
  • and then ed explodes and leaves the room
  • roy brings it up every now and then just to be a little shit but in reality they both dont mind and find it pretty cute and endearing
  • he has considered cutting his hair multiple times bc it keeps on getting stuck to his automail
  • surprisingly its winry who doesnt want him to cut his hair. she thinks its his one only redeeming quality. true.
  • says kys on a daily basis i think he's accidentally said it during battle before
  • "oh yeah???? well how do you like this!!?" enemy dodges "FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELF"
  • al and riza are like the only people he never says kys to
  • actually no after the promised day he says it to al all the time. its what siblings do Ok. but still not to riza
  • and i guess hughes and nina whenthey were alive
  • HE DEFINITELY SAYS IT TO THE REST OF TEAM MUSTANG THOUGH
  • for no reason i bet and theyre all just used to it
  • "morning boss!" "kys"
  • says it the most to his father figures though
  • this is a really weird thing to hc but i just cant imagine ed NOT saying kys
  • HE SAID IT ACCIDENTALLY TO OLIVIER ONCE AND HIS ENTIRE LIFE FLASHED BEFORE HIS EYES
  • he learned it from izumi true!
  • ok enough of the kys stuff
  • he listens to jpop ling introduced him
  • "what the fuck is this" "jpop" "kill yourself" "?????"
  • he is a closeted jpop fan but only around people who knows that he knows ling
  • him and ling are so qpr

trios/duos/ships

RGB!!!! <333

  • the most sibling trio ever
  • whenver nya and lloyd have any bad news, they do a rock-paper-scissors thing to decide who's going to be the one talking and telling kai
  • lloyd usually loses
  • i mean either way they both lose bc kai WILL blow up the room theyre in
  • wu will ask them to clean it up and nya and lloyd will be too scared to ask kai for help
  • in the end kai helps anyway but in a 'post-argument mom bringing plate of fruits' type of way
  • bc kai would do that idc
  • kai does NOT shut up about either of his siblings
  • he keeps billions of photos of them and whenever someone new talks to him he just immediately pulls out his phone and is like 'Look! these are my Siblings! aren't they so cute? my oni dragon human god brother and sea dragon ocean deity sister???? <333 so Adorable!'
  • nya also has a bunch of pictures on her phone but theyre all super embarrassing pictures and will show them to anybody who's curious
  • and by that i mean she goes to public places and is like 'yooo does anyone want to see a picture of the Green ninja crying into a Bowl of ramen????? or the red ninja screaming At a spider????????'
  • lloyd only keeps a few pictures on their phone but theyre always meaningful ones from trips or successful missions
  • this is mostly bc that bozo needs a lot of space for the 10 thousand games they got on their phone
  • lloyd is like canonically the best game player (i think??? or was that left at s1? bc like they did take over all 4 of kai's highscores in that one ep and they r super into games so im just assuming) so theyre the one who constantly drags kai and nya to play other games
  • three of them constantly sneak into each others room just to have a cuddling sesh so they can sleep
  • it's most often done in kai's room bc nya's is too messy (junk from engineering and shit) and lloyd's is off limits most of the time
  • only people who can wake lloyd up from their naps is kai and nya
  • and not bc they are their loving siblings. its bc theyre the only ones who can handle how pissy lloyd gets when he gets woken up
  • okay but lloyd seriously trusts them both so much they would literally die for them
  • they would all die for each other and nobody is happy about that
  • they own a scrapbook together and its a mess its burnt in like at least 12 pages and have clearly been soaked in water multiple times and sometimes the pictures and stickers peel off on its own but. its something they hold dear to each other bc its everything that they are and everything that they have and everything that they love so it doesnt really bother them that the book is almost the ugliest thing in the world
  • that was the grossest thing ive ever written but its true and real
  • omg they have a family bracelet too i bet
  • the smith jiang garmadons <333

chaos trio <3 ("garmagoths" or whatever)

  • I NEED THIS BE UNDERSTOOD I DO NOT READ THEM AS FAMILIAL AT ALL!!! THEY WANT TO KILL EACHOTHER AND THATS FUN!!!
  • i know the most common take on them as a group is morro and harumi bonding over their shared distaste of the green ninja and them basically pranking and tormenting lloyd together
  • HOWEVER may i propose: rivalry between morro and harumi on who hates(/d) lloyd more
  • and lloyd being blissfully unaware half the time as they compete and accidentally dodging everything thrown their way
  • so it's just them yelling and cursing at each other in the background while throwing knives at lloyd and lloyd is just like 'oh Man did you feel that? what a sharp gust of wind'
  • they DO stop hating lloyd but they still constantly go out of their way to prank them
  • 'it's to show them we love them!!!' is their main excuse
  • BUTTTTTTT i will not forget that lloyd is ALSO a huge prankster
  • i refuse to believe they stopped pulling pranks entirely after being the green ninja but theyre just less extreme now that theyre 100% adopted by the ninja
  • but with morro and harumi, lloyd goes all out on the pranks
  • so i guess the take is a 2v1 prank competition with a secret civil 1v1 war between the former 2 (morro and harumi)
  • i think they have a complete lack of boundaries or rules set so one of them will get hurt once a month
  • its usually harumi ngl but she never admits it (bc well. shes the only one out of the three whos not actually trained to be a ninja)
  • the injuries are usually unexpected and come out of nowhere tho
  • so it'll just be "LLOYD IS THAT BLOOD???? IS YOUR BONE FUCKING STICKING OUT OF YOUR ARM??????? WHAT THE FUCK????" "oh kai laugh out loud! harumi and morro put this trap outside my door and it caught me by my elbow! its not that bad tho i swear!" "?????"
  • they are a huge mess garmadon and wu just shake their head everytime they meet up

llorumi <333

  • I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH
  • the aro couple of all time
  • they kiss and get freaky... real...
  • they flirt either by killing eachother or making out . Real.
  • it took the ninja a while to approve but they did drill in 1000 shoveltalks into rumi . but in truth they know lloyd can take care of himself so they only have one eye open
  • and lloyd trusts her a lot okkk they do a lot of couples therapy trust

jaya <3 (canon but still)

  • fav t4t couple ever
  • their wedding wouldve been the biggest mess on earth and i love that for them
  • they would binge so many shows together in one room
  • they areliterally peraltiago in a diff font
  • I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THE ROMCOM VIBES IN THEM IS SO STRONG ITS INSANE
  • how many pets do you think they would adopt
  • i love them so much holy shit s6 brainrot lives on forever

lost/geode <33

  • GAH THE CUTEST EVER
  • they hold hands at every minor inconvenience btw. just so u know.
  • usually cole is the one to initiate it bc he knows geo loves physical touch
  • and esp when hes worried
  • cole's defense is always "well, if it gives me a power boost, then it'll give you one too."
  • yes even AFTER he found out that geo doesnt actually give him a power boost he still does it
  • geos always embarrassed when its mentioned but its endearing ok idgaf
  • they are SO SECURE ITS SO CUTEEE AGGHHHH

royalty <3

  • TRUE THE YURI LEGO EVER
  • idgaf how weird this rarepair is theyre important to me
  • in my mind they met during QFLP . like lloyd and harumi came to shintaro as representatives of the ninja team (since harumi was staying w him at the time) and harumi fell in love with vania
  • and lloyds all like ".ugh. i hate lesbians. Im actually homophobic so girls should be with boys and boys should be with girls"
  • JOKE JOKE OBVIOUSY
  • but he is sort of the reason they managed to get together. cause harumi was too shy to talk to vania at first and vania for some reason gets very clammy and awkward around people she likes romantically
  • they kiss a lot

bloyd <3

  • the secret third thing ever...
  • OK what they are is what they are... they know... we dont have to know the details just know that they are soulmates. in every way
  • tallest ass couple in the whole wide world
  • cause wdym this 6'5 lizard is dating a 6'9 fish
  • despite the height, the entirety of the ninja squad still managed to sit bentho down for a shovel talk
  • lloyd was there during said shovel talk and he nearly killed himself

pixane <3

  • THEYRE SO CUTE
  • CUTEST QPR EVER
  • minipix is their little kid together
  • they could literally dominate the world but wont bc they are civil people
  • they are the most domestic qpr ever nobody can even fight against them
  • lava and jaya could have a couple-off and pixane would just walk in the room and everyone will go silent

tsirey'ak <33

  • T4T BI4BI REALNESS
  • yes i wholeheartedly agree that they would do skincare routines together
  • in planes too like 100%
  • lo'ak would always overthink what gifts to give tsireya but he'll accidentally come up with a really sentimental gift somehow while they're hanging out
  • tsireya prepares her gifts with her entire heart man she makes them matching bracelets and necklaces js bc she can
  • she calls him babygirl (real)

edling <3

  • TRUE REAL TRUEEE TRUEEEE
  • OK IDK WHAT THEY ARE. THEYRE BOTH AROSPEC. THEYRE 'DATING' OFFICIALLY TO KEEP IT SIMPLE BUT THEYRE PARTNERS. IN LIKE EVERY SENSE OF THAT WORD
  • theyre so silly and cute i miss them
  • ling is VERY much easily jealous lets bfr . he is greedy as hell and gets a little bit annoyed when someone else gets eds attention
  • one time he got mad at al for that and al had to smack his head with a borrowed wrench from winry ("thats my BROTHER you homo FREAK of course hes gonna pay attention to me!!!!!" "OK IM SORRY??!?!")
  • but ed is also pretty protective of ling, even though he KNOWS realistically that ling is very capable in protecting himself. esp since he's got lan fan
  • hes protective but he'll still smack ling upright with a bench . True

other hcs for other medias

  • grayro gay transmasc he/they ritsu
  • bi aceflux transfem she/he mob IM LITERALLY RIGHT
  • they/he transneu agender aroace ramuda this is canon i was literally sent a letter to my address tht said this
  • aroace transmasc he/him kaminari just bc
  • SAME THING GOES FOR ENJOJI
  • transmasc gay aroace leo i also dc argggh
  • transmasc he/kir/blade grayroace gay keith
  • transman he/him arospike bi lance
  • ok thats all i think

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Pub: 03 Aug 2022 09:02 UTC
Edit: 15 Sep 2024 11:19 UTC
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