oh holy shit gamzee. Hey. gamzee. so for a long Time gamzee was Kinda my favourite character. like hardcore actually, cuz he was Fuckinggg goated at the start.

like FuCk me or whatever. and so i've been thinking. i Mean he kinda Still is...my favourite. He's So funny for No Goddamn reason. Oh my god. Elevatorstuci...kl....

alright i'm gonna need you to picture this.
your name is CALLIE. you're laying flat on one of your best friend's loft bed. GABE and you woke up at TWO in the morning after taking a "nap" around EIGHT. it's now SIX. you're on your THIRD redbull, which would mean a lot if caffeine kept you awake, but you drink it for the TASTE like a fucking freak. you were both PLANNING to watch a shitty horror movie once you woke up, yet you've been lounging around for FOUR HOURS doing absolutely NOTHING. oh. wait. no, you are doing something. you're listening to HOMESTUCK PARODIES. GABE doesn't particularly like homestuck, but listens to you talk about it for probably around THREE of these FOUR hours anyway. you've swapped positions at least 40 times in the last TWENTY MINUTES as there's an unrelated ISSUE with you these days, keeping you from feeling anything but HIGH all of the GODDAMN TIME. you look pretty STUPID laying flat like this, especially being that your head is right next to the open ladder area. your STUPID FUCK ASS ANDOROID is sitting on your chest, playing a shuffled playlist of ABOUT SIX THOUSAND parodies. RIGHT NOW, "My MiRaClE" sung by Broadway Gamzee is playing. GABE is sitting to your left, doing something, you assume. when you turn and see he's INTENTLY listening to THIS FUCK ASS SONG, you lose it a bit. and while it is ONLY A BIT, you actually lose EVERYTHING YOU HAVE LEFT, as this has been going on for, again, FOUR FUCKING HOURS. you lay. there should be silence. and yet. and yet and yet and yet. you've queued it again. here we are. why did you do that. who knows. and yet. "...yOu'rE A RaInBoW, i'm a jUgGaLo, AnD YoUrE My bOtTlE, oF FaYgO,", you can see it now: the view from the bridge, about 50 seconds before you ARE DROWNING IN A LAKE.

eventually you SIT UP and ALMOST STOP LOOKING STUPID. you say, out loud, "oh, wait" as you realize you've been staring into space for 15 minutes. GABE is still to your left, doing something. oh, that's right. he's listening to the song. what song is this. "NEW, GAME, CALLED, SBURB, WATCH IT PLAY OUT LIKE A ROM COM", karkat is singing to the instrumental of BLANK SPACE by taylor FUCKING SWIFT. ahh. you're still here. awesome. "ah...i could be finishing homestuck" you continue out loud. it's true, the past few days you've been so close to getting to the end. so you do. you lock in, and finish the remaining pages. it's now EIGHT IN THE MORNING. GABE earlier warned you he was going to "take another nap". when you exit his room to wash your face before bed, you pass his MOTHERS room, where she is WIDE AWAKE. even awesomer, you think. an adult, getting ready for her day. she probably has some stuff going on. just like you. you have stuff going on, you think, as you walk downstairs while still watching whatever this FUCK ASS epilogue style snapchat thing going on is. when you get back upstairs, you climb into bed, trying to avid further inflicting the STUPID STUPID STUPID injury you got earlier. nothing more to be said about...this topic. after ensuring you've got your SLEEPING JEANS on, you sit and look at the light for a bit.

life is so fuckin beautiful you think. it's...really...a motherfuckin miracle...of sorts. yeah.