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Kronii has come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement: Ceres Fauna's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking kronies. that's right, she took her Kirin fuckin flared dick out and she pissed on my fucking kronies, and she said her dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com Ceres Fauna, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two pendulums and a clocktower! She fucked my kronies, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right,this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OMEGA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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Pub: 21 Apr 2022 06:55 UTC
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