Bread with a side of revenge

Jojo looked eagerly at the Sanalite Bakery. He knew his mission and all it took. Magic was Everything after all, and Revenge was a dish he knew the Sanalites couldn't wait to enjoy.

He walked in and was greated by the Sanalite owner, Jack. "G'day mate and welcome to-"

"HE'S GOT A BLOODY BOMB" shouted the owners wife Cassandra.

"BY RISU YOU WILL ALL DIE. WE WILL STAY WINNING!" screamed Jojo as he pressed the button that activated the destructive power of the gylph.

A massive explosion, thanks to the Diamond gem magic blew the bakery into smithereens. Bread, Cakes and other confectionaries began raining from the sky along with Spacenigger flesh. Finally, the Risuners had revenge for the Cannibalism.

It took 50 years for the Hoomen to finish their paperwork on the disaster, which they ultimately blamed on Jojo and sentenced what was left of his fur to be guillotined.