cobes tropes & associations; main bonded

I feel like im no longer allowed to have a fun list of tropes without rentrycord going insane with rumors, insults and other stuff. Making a gc just in order to talk about me is creepy and very parasocial! Especially given the fact ive never spoken to you guys before.
To clear up confusion I am 16 bodily. I have again never spoken to any of you guys before and frankly do not feel like being stalked all over god knows what.