simple cause icbb. #srry /gouge & direct

malice dni #iguess. this is kind of just "reasons ive probably blocked you" page

①. This, plus Zionists & Loli/Shotacons

②. Please don't interact with me if you label yourself as proship/profic. This also applies if you associate with proshippers. This is a personal preference.
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ I do not care for either side of the discourse I think you're both stupid. Okay? What you do in your free time is your business, but if you ship pedophilia, incest, rapist x victim, etc, don't talk to me! I find that stuff weird!

③. Okegommies, TCOAAL Fans, TCC, Hellaverse Fans, etc. I just think most of you guys are weird and annoying #sorry.

④. If you engage in the monthly queer discourse and view yourself as morally superior because you ratioed a terf on twitter dot com. Go outside and go to a protest #maybe instead of posting for your stantwt oomfs to see what you think about enbys saying tranny.
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Adding 2 this but if you think microlabels make the lgbtq+ community seem "less serious" and think that they're stupid. Research queer history. Thanks.
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Honestly if you're not queer in general dont talk to me. Gay ≠ Queer #BTW.

⑤. If youre annoying and take EVERYTHING super serious. But also if you constantly say "wheres the joy? wheres the whimsy? what happened to just having fun? god forbid I have fun. god forbid i have joy and whimsy." you're also really annoying and I hate you. OKAY?
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Plus if youre super sensitive and annoying about it.

⑥. If you unironically call yourself a puppy. If you post about any of your kinks publically actually. I dont care, dont tell me about it, I dont want to know what you like to be called while your dick is in someones ass.

⑦. If you constantly talk about your partner. If you abandon me to go talk to your partner. If you cancel plans to hang out with your partner instead. You are annoying and a stain on our society and I hope the two (or more) of you break up.

⑧. If you ship anything im about to list: phairene, kafblade, robinhill, ashchiba, aglanaxa, qingque x men, robin x men, aglaea x men, boothill x women honestly I just dont like you guys, fu xuan x men, acheron x men, black swan x men, dr ratio x women, aventurine x women, dan heng x women, blade x women, m!tb x women, f!tb x men.
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ I do not like straight people. If a straight ship is one of your otps dont talk to me. If you unironically like any straight ship dont talk to me. Canon ships are exempt from this.

Thats it I think. I am a very negative person and it is very easy to annoy me. I block people with excellence and precision frequently.

Yes I know #8 is insufferable and corny; no I do not care. The internet is my oyster and it will be whatever I want it to be. Therefore I dont acknowledge the existence of straight people, if I wanted to see those id go to a fancy restaurant in LA.