flay changes where chat is placed
he says KINO
has to get immersive, turns off the lights
he mentions about “taking care of stuff”
finds a big red vagina hole in the ground
jumps in and dies x2
talks about wanting to watch botw vs totk reviews but doesn't want to be spoiled
"i think marriage is cute...i think for 'advanced things' I might get way too attached"
"i can't wait til marriage for a kiss I NEED NOW"
"i can't just marry a machiroon"
"i might be pervert but i'm cute so it cancels it out"
sexuality in webtoons
webtoon talk
baits enemies into setting each other on fire
fights a flamethrower robot and dies in one hit
keeps getting one shot by higher level enemies
"maybe i should go to a different area". doesn't.
likes that he doesn't have OP weapons
narrates NPC fighting like a nature documentary
one notices him and attacks, kills him immediately
gets ganked again
starts using boxes as a wall of defense, they break from being dropped on the ground
joins the fight and fucking dies again
comments about how PTSD is often mis-portrayed
"i sink my teeth into the prey HIIISSSSS"
watches the NPCs fight from afar
gets closer
closer
waits until all but one dies and gets closer
fucking dies from getting slammed by a robot why tf is he getting so close
observes them once again
says something about spankings
they all kill each other and he takes all their high level loot
"i thought botw would look more like totk"
immediately starts playing with flamethrower that can one shot him
"who needs a long stick.....dick"
fuses flamethrower with his shield
he knows that some of the machiroons want him to beat them up (me)
finds a desert valley, it's super bright
driving talk
starts to explain how to parallel park by using link as a proxy
he likes cars that have a touchscreen
he wants to teach machiroons how to drive
get spotted by a buff animal thing nigga idk and it starts following him
finds hot air balloon and tries to find a way to make it fly
it keeps falling over, attaches flamethrower to it and it flies away without him for a second
tries to jump inside the basket
attaches the bird glider thing to it to get to higher cliff
finally manages to make it work
thing falls off cliff
he jumps with it and dies
didn't save so the contraption is goine
sees dragon thing "isn't he cute i wanna shoot off his scales"
finds weapons, it fucking explodes
is trying to ge the hot air balloon to fly again
glues the thing to the cliff
tries to grab it but the game is saying he's too far away
"just the tip naauuurr"
(i went to make dinner idk what has happened)
he made it up the cliff and into a shrine i guess
is making his way through puzzles
"oh sexy, we love to see it"
dies
"i see what type of father i would be...or husband"
finishes the shrine
is standing outside and sees a maze in the distance
accidentally falls off the cliff and somehow survives by pasusing and eating food on the moment of imopact
falls off another cliff and dies
"FUCK"
starts singing the nerd kid's song from american dad
makes it to a cliff right before the maze
get spotted by mob
"screw you asshole" smacks him off the edge of the cliff
glider fucking flies away
is doing trial and error with the glider
finally lands on cliff
falls
pauses and eats food
manages to survive
glider falls on his head nearly killing him
idfk what hes doing witht he glider shit
we are stuck in a cycle of death
trie sto jump on glider
thing fucking moves from underneath him
he finally gets the thing to fly into the maze
"it will fit, anything can fit"
"it's not too tight"
gets into maze, its full of red shit
"its a maze uuuu"
finds another shrine but prefers when there's more puzzles
everytime he sees vents he thinks of papaer mario
he wanted to play bdfz
he tryign to use flamethrower to ge tout of maze
hes making shit again
out of maze
hes screwed hes stuck tyhere
he got out and fightign a fucking fire blob nigga