Assorted Copypastas:

Raw KINO and cringe, kept here for historic purposes, to remember the good old days. Maybe post one of these every now and then?

Would you look at all that stuff…

Would you look at all that stuff...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.

Menacing Queen Lolime

>Pippa bows to Lolime.
>In contact with the fishman.
>Rumoured to possess lore analysis abilities.
>Controls FNAF lore channels with an iron fist.
>Reads lorebooks before they are commercially available.
>Will bankroll the first FlaVR FNAF lorebook.
>Lolimegrad will be the first chapter.
>In process of indoctrinating chat as her personal loreseekers.
>Owns every FNAF book in the universe.
>First real FNAF animatronics will be Lolime-brand animatronics.
>Said to have 500+ IQ.
>Ancient Scottcawthian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend on youtube and bring an era of FNAFand butter hydration.
>Owns butter factories around the world.
>You likely have consumed Lolime-brand butter recently.
>Every child has the mark of Lolime etched on them at birth.
>In regular communications with the hacker known as 4chan.
>Discovered what's in the FNAF 4 lockbox.
>Learned fluent English in under a week to read the FNAF books without translation.
>Full access to all Freddy Fazbear's Pizza locations.
>AI anon entrusts his prompts to Lolime.
>There is no NovelAI.
>Only LolimeAI.
>A loli from a human perspective.
>In reality a hyperdimensional entity existing in all universes and timespaces simultaneously.
>Can alter the plotline of every reality, even ours.
>Lolime will guide humanity into a new age of FNAF lore and liquid butter.

Nyana is the cutest (the original):

Nyana is one of the cutest girls I have ever seen in my whole fucking life, she's just so adorable.
God I hope she never does GFE because I could see myself hopelessly falling in love with her.
I'm already at that point where I'm looking at the computer goslinging and wishing I could be with her.
She's so silly and funny and I love her voice and her laugh.
And before anyone says anything weird, I'm not going to pull a fucking henri. I'm sane, I know my place as a fan.

Juwun/Brolime edit:

Juwun is one of the cutest boys I have ever seen in my whole fucking life, he's just so adorable.
God I hope he never does BFE because I could see myself hopelessly falling in love with him.
I'm already at that point where I'm looking at the computer goslinging and wishing I could be with him.
He's so smart and pure and I love his voice and his laugh.
And before anyone says anything weird, I'm not going to pull a fucking henri. I'm sane, I know my place as a fan.

Kinolime edit:

Kinolime is one of the cutest girls I have ever seen in my whole fucking life, she's just so adorable.
God I hope she never does GFE because I could see myself hopelessly falling in love with her.
I'm already at that point where I'm looking at the computer goslinging and wishing I could be with her.
She's so autistic and German and I love her voice and her laugh.
And before anyone says anything weird, I'm not going to pull a fucking henri. I'm sane, I know my place as a fan.

/fvr/ edit:

/fvr/ is one of the cutest threads I have ever seen in my whole fucking life, you're just so adorable.
God I hope you never oshi me because I could see myself hopelessly falling in love with you.
I'm already at that point where I'm looking at the computer goslinging and wishing I could be with you.
You're so silly and funny and I love your proompts and your schizos.
And before anyone says anything weird, I'm not going to pull a fucking Rushia. I'm sane, I know my place as a chuuba.

Raimi edit:

Raimi is one of the cutest girls I have ever seen in my whole fucking life, she's just so adorable.
God I hope she never does GFE because I could see myself hopelessly falling in love with her.
I'm already at that point where I'm looking at the computer goslinging and wishing I could be with her.
She's so silly and funny and I love her voice and her laugh.
And before anyone says anything weird, I'm not going to pull a fucking henri. I'm sane, I know my place as a fan.

I love her voice

I love her voice. It's adorable and I love how silly she is and the way she has fun doing this whole streaming thing and she tries to entertain her viewers and make them laugh, I love her goofy humor.
She has admitted she's pretty tired and overworked and before taking up Nyana she was pretty lonely but now she has fun interacting with her chat and the sheer joy she radiates when she's enjoying it just cheers me up so much, it's very relatable as another tired wagie. And she's so dedicated to streaming, she even wants to work part time which I find so admirable tho I still think she should keep her current job for now to be safe.
She deserves so many more viewers, maybe someday she'll make it big. But for now I'm happy we have her with us.
Cat love!

Kinolime edit:

I love her accent. It's adorable and I love how silly she is and the way she has fun doing this whole streaming thing and she tries to entertain her viewers and make them laugh, I love her goofy humor.
She has admitted she's pretty german and FNAF obsessed and before taking up Lolime she was reading the FNAF books but now she has fun interacting with her chat and the sheer joy she radiates when she's enjoying it just cheers me up so much, it's very relatable as another FNAF enthusiast. And she's so dedicated to streaming, she even streams after moving to Japan which I find so admirable, though I still think she should keep her current schedule for now to be safe.
She deserves so many more viewers, maybe someday she'll make it big. But for now I'm happy we have her with us.
Kino love!

Jubi edit:

I love her voice. It's adorable and I love how silly she is and the way she has fun doing this whole streaming thing and she tries to entertain her viewers and make them laugh. I love her goofy humor.
She has admitted she's pretty tired and overworked and before taking up Jubilee she was pretty lonely but now she has fun interacting with her chat and the sheer joy she radiates when she's enjoying it just cheers me up so much, it's very relatable as another tired wagie. And she's so dedicated to streaming, she even wants to work part time which I find so admirable though I still think she should keep her current job for now to be safe.
She deserves so many more viewers, maybe someday she'll make it big. But for now I'm happy we have her with us.
Elf love!

Yet another nyana copypasta

Man I love with Nyana she's just so fucking adorable and lovable, just the cutest little gremlin, such a silly weird dork, the way she was having fun just showing off her vacation to her internet friends and splashing around was just so damn adorable and she was just going around with a fucking umbrella like a fucking weirdo and not giving a fuck about it. And she got on the fucking beach with her socks on oh god and she got them all wet and sandy. What a fucking dork.
Nyana is just so cute I can't resist it. She activates something in me. I need a genki tard gf like her. Also we got a shadow reveal and now I need Nyana's with fluffy short hair like her. Maybe I'll try to prompt some more when I have the time and hope to get some without horrible skinwalker fingers.

Minta edit:

Man I love with Minta she's just so fucking retarded and adorable, just the cutest gecko gremlin, such a silly weird dork, the way she was having fun just showing off her Limbus grind to her internet friends and joking around was just so damn adorable and she was just sleeping with a fucking korean book like a fucking weirdo and not giving a fuck about it. And she got on the fucking bed with her book on hand oh god and she got it all memorized. What a fucking dork.
Minta is just so cute I can't resist it. She activates something in me. I need an asian tard gf like her. Also we got a hand reveal and now I need Mintas with green drill hairs. Maybe I'll try to prompt some more when I have the time and hope to get some without horrible skinwalker fingers.

Brolime edit:

Man I love with Brolime he's just so fucking adorable and lovable, just the cutest little gremlin, such a silly weird dork, the way he was having fun just showing off his oshi's billboard to his internet friends and climbing around was just so damn adorable and he was just going around with a fucking lab coat like a fucking weirdo and not giving a fuck about it. And she got on the fucking road with Mixie in chat oh god and he got her all terrified and anxiety-riddled. What a fucking dork.
Brolime is just so cute I can't resist it. He activates something in me. I need a genki tard bf like him. Also we got a feet reveal and now I need Brolime's with short hairy feet like him. Maybe I'll try to prompt some more when I have the time and hope to get some without horrible skinwalker fingers.

Sena’s cardboard rocket (GPT pasta)

>>Be me
>>Watchin Sena Bon Bon's latest stream
>>She's trying to build a chair from scratch
>>But instead of wood, she's using popsicle sticks and hot glue
>It's not going well
>At one point, the chair collapses and she falls on her butt
>But instead of getting upset, she just laughs it off and starts over
>I'm amazed by her can-do attitude
>Suddenly, she looks straight at the camera and says "Hey chat, do you think I can build a rocket ship out of cardboard?"
>The chat goes wild with encouragement
>Next thing you know, Sena is in her garage, covered in paint and cardboard shavings, trying to build a damn rocket ship
>Hours pass, but she's determined to finish it
>Finally, the moment of truth arrives and she launches the rocket ship
>It doesn't get very far before it crashes into a nearby tree
>But Sena just shrugs and says "Well, back to the drawing board!"
I don't know how she does it, but Sena manages to make even her biggest failures look like successes
That's why she's the heart and soul of FlaVR, and why we love her DIY spirit.

You need to have a very high IQ to watch Marie Mehlo:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to watch Marie Mehlo. The ASMR is extremely satisfying, and without a solid grasp of vtuber culture most of the zatsus will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Ojou's menhera outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterization- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Pepsi propaganda, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these zatsus, to realize they're not just cute- they are funny and say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Marie Mehlo truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the cuteness in Ojou's confrontational attitude, which itself is a cryptic reference to Minta's Self insert fanfics. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ojou's genius upbringing unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... How I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, I DO have a Kana tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for marshfellow's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're willing to gosling within 5 USD of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

The age of the Yellow Cat is now

>>The age of the Yellow Cat is now
>>strongest Debut to date
>>Finally achieves her ideal form
>>Summons the 3view forces to do her bidding
>>Will continue to rise and ascend.
>>Will make mama pippa proud and engage in tangents.
>>She will destroy the pink cat as the superior Yellow Cat and stay true to her Loli Roots
>>Adhd brain only makes her more schizo which only makes her stronger
>>Will Rise to the top and be there with the best of them upon her Cinnamon Roll Throne
>>praise be the banana Goddess may she forever be bratty and correctable

I want Sena to look at me like this while she makes me cum with her feet

I want Sena to look at me like this while she makes me cum with her feet. Imagine the pure look of utter disdain, while she is secretly very much into it, giving into her sexual desire and furiously moving her strong, brown legs. You would be able to see a puddle of her lovely juices form beneath her all the while. I bet that her slippers hide two very beautiful, womanly feet and 10 little precious painted girly toes, ripe for a suckling. I want Sena to lick her soles clean of my seed after the act is done. I want Sena to make me cum with her feet... Maybe Sena has enough experience with grooming that she wants to drive you insane by never completely satiating your desires. Maybe she gets off to the idea of your prostate burning hot while the only thing of sexual interest to you that swirls around in your head all day now is her cute feet. Maybe she wants you in this perpetual state of agony, an-non. Maybe, just maybe. Also, Sena now has a fast enough chat that members streams are more than warranted. Think she should start off with streams where she talks about her feet in detail, going over her size, her arch depth, and scent along with putting her new ASMR mic down by her feet and using it as a footrest. Nothing overly sexual, light teasing at most in the style of say "uh oh non I've got your ears between my toes what are you gonna do~", keep it fairly casual, the "why would you get off to this?" vibe makes it all the better. More of an extreme but a wholly welcomed one would be a footcam at times, as much as it would be appreciated I understand if there's no bare skin, so thin stockings would suffice provided everything is well lit. Spreading your toes in the light there should be a clear distinction between what's stocking and what are your adorable toes. Another suggestion would be painting your toes themed for special occasions, subscriber milestones, anniversaries, etc. and posting pictures, but making sure to provide a proper download link as YouTube's embedding can be annoying to extract from. Thanks for reading, here's to an exciting future of you making me cum with your feet, Sena!

Lets just pretend I’m still ______

Brolime edition

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Brolime's wig and lab coat. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep lime."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter, lime?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Brolime!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute, all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Lolime."

Raimi (Seiso) edition

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Raimi's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a red windsor cheese slice and looked at me with a bit of food in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by showing him a brand new cheese wedge. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep (smile)."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter now and days?" He said he was confused, but then the cheese wedge got really hard, which made me take off the wrapping. I expected him to scream, "Oowaidei!" as I made him a cheese sandwich, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Raimi!" which made me make a cheese sandwich for myself. Before I knew it, I was making fondue for him for the first time, ‘til he was full.

The fondue was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want you to stream now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both full, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I just cheated on my oshi!" But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while washing the cheese-covered dishes, "Let's just pretend I'm still Raimi."

The Forbidden Nyanapost/Would never stop trying to impregnate Nyana:

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Nyana. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her, and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some Viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history.
I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married). I would do everything in my power to make Nyana as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my ministrations that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her homemade lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of mamabichos to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple liters of sweet cream per day, which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is.
Nyana will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Nyana's pregnancy cravings and kicking children in her womb and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the back of the neck which she will undoubtedly appreciate, softly moaning with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth.
Every day I will take glamorous pictures of my wife Nyana, it doesn't matter what she's doing she could be sleeping or eating or lazing around watching TV with her korean dramas, she's beautiful no matter what. I'll make sure to keep her away from the kitchen, happily lazing around on the bed so she doesn't burn the house down and risks ending this breeding utopia. I'll keep a high quality 3D scan file of her pregnant belly for every single month of every single pregnancy, and when we have enough experience with our first 2 or 3 rounds, we can go back and see which ones were the hottest. I bet her favorite would be twins, big enough to be noticeable but not terribly more difficult than a singlet. Maybe she's too competitive though and just wants to maximize numbers, which I would be more than happy to support.
Nyana will grind pregnancy reps until she can consistently get knocked up with septuplets and I will personally crown her the world champion breeder, with a trophy full of my cum obviously. Our children would spread across the globe to bring joy and laughter to the masses and bring about a new golden age of humanity, China falling short in population in comparison. Nyana and I would be inadvertently responsible for creating world peace just as a side effect of our unending love, our children becoming the majority worldwide, and advocating for peace, such that their mother could enjoy life all the more. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and gaming.
Nyana will be the happiest girl in the world and every year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her. The constant post-menopausal breeding would infuse her body with stem cells, rejuvenating her and restarting her egg-making process.
The prior years’ batch of children will have made international headlines when they find a girl her size was carrying deciplets. In 2026 she will become the first woman to carry tredeciplets and also the first woman to successfully birth all of them safely and easily. Birthing for my breeder wife Nyana will be so easy for her that she will begin to enjoy it almost as much as she enjoys being my wife. Every day she will beg me to put more children in her in a mad and infinite baby crazy state of hormone horny that will outlast the heat death of the universe. We will literally outlast God himself with nothing but the power of love. Nyana will become The First and Last Idol, and I will be her manager.

The -yacht

Mintayacht

I just earned fuck you money from the recent Phase boom and FlaVR options, and this is what I'm planning to do with it.

First, I'm going to scout out all the Chinese-American voice actresses that I possibly can on Twitter, 4chan, and Instagram. (Hell, I'll throw in a couple femboys too). I'll pay them all 100k Lunacy to spend a week watching Minta's streams and learning her speech patterns, tangent style and demeanor. Then I'm going to fly them all to a yacht I'll have rented off the coast of South Korea. I'll provide ungodly amounts of German WWII uniforms, Project Moon games and LSD. I'll rig the AC system on the yacht to spew copious amounts of experimental aphrodisiacs, hormones and THC-laced vapor all around the ship.
When they arrive I will direct Korea's best makeup artists and seamstresses to dress them all as Minta. They will match her exactly; they will walk, talk, and look like Minta. I will then activate the (((air conditioning))) and proceed to spend the next two weeks in a mindblowing, drug-addled megaorgy with all of my trained Minta actresses on the Mintayacht. We will suck, fuck and cum on each other mindlessly in a cacophony of Minta laughs, rambles and moans. The ship's floors will be absolutely coated with the pussyjuices of Minta's perfect doppelgangers. There will be casualties, of course, but it's nothing that money can't take care of. I will play Minta's Epstein Rap to crown my Disneyland of degeneracy. At the end of those two weeks (or whenever we run out of tangents), the ship's computer will unlock an armory located at the boat's base, only known to me. Filled with immense fulfillment and post-rampage rage and pipkin, I will commit mass gecko genocide and shoot up the entire ship.
The ship will be equipped with several 360 degree cameras to capture the entirety of this from all vantage points. I'm going to edit together a supercut of the entire experience and upload it as a torrent through Starlink (thanks Elon!), which I will then akasupa 9 times to Minta herself before committing shotgun suicide. You may call me a schizo and tell me to go watch Minta, but this is my dream and now there's nothing stopping me from achieving it. None of you would have the balls to see this through or do anything remotely like this if you made it THIS rich. Fuck you all and see you in a month on stream, faggots.

Sawayacht

I just earned fuck you money from the recent Phase Coffee-boom and FlaVR options, and this is what I'm planning to do with it.

First, I'm going to scout all of the Puerto Rican femboy voice actresses that I possibly can on Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram. (hell, I'll throw in a couple of girls too). I'll pay them all 100 grand to spend a week watching Sawa's streams and learning her varied voices and demeanor. Then, I'm going to fly them all out to a yacht I'll have rented off the coast of Florida. I'll provide ungodly amounts of heroin, cocaine and LSD. I'll rig the HVAC system on the yacht to spew copious amounts of experimental sawadisiacs, hormones and THC-laced vapor all around the ship. When they arrive, I will direct Hollywood's best makeup artists and seamstresses to dress them all as Sawa. They will match her exactly; they will walk, talk, look and voice act like Sawa.

I will then activate the (((sawair conditioning))) and proceed to spend the next two weeks in a mindblowing, drug-addled megaorgy with all of my trained Sawatraps on the Sawayacht.
We will suck, fuck, cum and shitpost mindlessly in a cacophony of Hood Sawas, Loli Sawas and Granny Sawas. The ship's floors will be absolutely coated with the semen of Sawa's perfect doppelgangers. There will be casualties, of course, but it's nothing that money can't take care of. I will make VShojo look like a bastion of purity compared to my Disneyland of degeneracy.

At the end of those two weeks (or whenever we run out of drugs), the ship's computer will unlock an armory located at the boat's base, only known to me. Filled with immense fulfillment and post-rampage race and lunacy, I will commit mass puertorican genocide and shoot up the entire ship. The ship will be equipped with several 360 degree cameras to capture the entirety of this from all vantage points. I'm going to edit together a supercut of the entire experience and upload it as a torrent through Starlink (thanks Elon!), which I will then Akasupa 9 times to Sawa herself before committing shotgun suicide.

You may call me a schizo and tell me to take my meds but this is my dream and now there's nothing stopping me from achieving it. None of you would have the balls to see this through or do anything remotely like this if you made it THIS rich. Fuck you all and see you all in a month on Sawa’s stream, faggots.

Lobotomic Corpotterence

I saw Minta at a grocery store in Flavrtown yesterday. I told her how funny and cute she was in person, but I didn’t want to be a simp and bother her and ask her for zatsus or gaming.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and playing demonic clown music in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her giggle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to crabwalk out the doors with like fifteen meat broth boxes in her hands without paying.
The dude at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be streaming and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any lobotomic corpotterence” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

Ah, the Bruceloni

Ahh, the Bruceloni, Bruceloni. You know the Bruceloni? The sleeping one. I always, I always order the, the FlaVRino. FlaVRino Bruceloni and without Bruceloni.
I always order the Bruceloni and without Bruceloni. Bruceloni! I like Bruceloni, yeah.
I always, I always order the, the guinea- guinea pig. Ahh how can I explain? I can explain by my drawing!
I always order like the guinea pig that it has guinea on here, this part, the ear.
Ear of guinea. and then, I order- wh- when I order Bruceloni, the ear- it always have a Bruceloni on h- on a top, but I pick up these... away! Cause I don't eat it.
And then I eat the guinea pig Bruceloni. Okay? you understand? understandable! Bruceloni! Yes.

Kino is Love, Kino is Life

I was just a /vt/ poster.
I loved Kinolime so much, I had all the butter brands and FNAF merch.
I pray to Kinolime every night, thanking her for the lore I've been given. "Kino is Love" I say, "Kino is Life."
Tenma hears me and calls me a schizo. I knew she was just jealous of the numbers and autismo.
I called her a cunt.
She hits me and reports my posts.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Kinolime! I was so happy.
She whispers in my ear "This is Golden Freddy."
She grabs me with her tiny hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Kinolime.
She stuffs a freddy figurine in my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Kinolime. I can feel my butt tearing and lore incoming.
I want to please Kinolime.
She screams about Scott Cawthon as she fills my butt with her butter.
Tenma walks in.
Kinolime looks at her straight in the eye and says,
"It's all Fazbear now."
Kinolime leaves through my window.
Kino is Love. Kino is Life.

Kinolime, My Wife

>>Kinolime, my wife. My beloved german. She invites me to visit her. She offers me a glass of butter. My heart skips a bit cause of her accent
>>She tells me she loves me. She says she wants a big FNAF wedding.
>>We recite our bows under the tombstones of dead children. Surrounded by 10 different versions of Freddy
>>After our first kiss as husband and wife, she whispers into my ear and says "Ich liebe dich". I become complete
>>One day she stuffs me into a Freddy suit. It hurts. It hurts, but it doesn't matter. Love is pain and I still love her
>>I love my Kino wife. Forever and ever

The Forbidden Mintapost

You can't even begin to comprehend how much I want to eat out Minta. I want her to come back from work, sweaty and tired from a hot and busy day, and just sitting on my face while she streams. I want her stuffy, day long sweaty underwear tickling my nose with holy minty fragrance. She will open a stream about Limbus Company and will grind for 5 hours, both in game and on my face.
Each time she gets a win I will lick hard, making sure she gets properly rewarded for her good gaming. I will mumble passages from The Wings on her clit, the mental and sexual stimulation driving her to orgasmic bliss.
Once she finishes streaming, we'll huddle under the Mao painting on the house near the heated lamp, and I'll rub her breasts until milk comes out, half of which I'll drink, the other I'll collect for baking purposes. I will finger her as she shitposts on her personal xitter, laughing at the guy that draws lines on famous couples. Once she has cum at least 10 times in 10 minutes, we'll have sweet loving sex as the Final Fantasy x League of Legends remix soundtrack plays. I'll make sure she cums another 10 times before cumming myself, no condoms, as I shall breed her to mindmelting orgasms and happy family.
Once we are done, we shall go to the kitchen and I shall bake some sponge cake with her. The mixture will be a bit too thick even with the milk I collected, so I will milk her straight into the bowl, accidentally 'milking' an orgasm out of her again, which I will clean out of her thighs with my tongue. We'll leave the cake baking as a subtle minty smell comes from the oven, said scent putting me in overdrive, I'll take Minta back to the bedroom and I'll eat her out again for at least 30 orgasms. She'll be hypersensitive now, to the point of a single lick giving her mind numbing pleasure. She'll beg in between gasps, halfway to stop, halfway to keep going, her mind and body in conflict as she desperately wants even more, but is too sensitive to handle it. She'll squirt so hard it'll look like St.Patrick's day with the green beer, with all the fluid she'll be spewing.
She'll be dehydrated by this point, so I'll rush to the kitchen to prepare her some isotonic drink laced with aphrodisiacs and turn off the oven. We'll both chug the drink, feel the unnatural heat flowing to our loins and copulate like mad monkeys until all lights go out and the only sounds in the entire street are her manic moans of mindbroken satisfaction as I hump her into the mirror, her nipples getting hard at the touch of the cold surface. She'll get embarrassed but turned on as she sees ourselves breed via the mirror, deeply fascinated by the intensity of my passion and desire for her. After one last rush, we'll both cum as hard as we can and faint.
The rays of the morning sun will tickle my eyes and I will wake up, satisfied, but willing, and I shall rush to the kitchen to prepare a hearty breakfast to start her day. A sizable sandwich with bacon, lettuce, cheese and some meat broth for flavor, all with a tall mug of freshly squeezed Orange Juice, which will both strengthen her immune system so she can keep doing her best, but also increase her already slightly high libido. She'll wake up right before I finish making breakfast and give me a big sloppy kiss as she goes to the bathroom. Once she comes out, face washed of lust and grime, she'll sit on the chair, timid and blushing, remembering our maddened state yesterday. I'll give her a knowing look as she knows this shall happen again tonight, and hand her the sandwich, juice and cake slice.
She'll eat it with gusto and give me a heartfelt smile, as she remembers the times she only drank meat broth and had terrible health. I'll lovingly watch her eat her breakfast, nomming at the sandwich and being surprised at the taste, she'll notice the meat broth soaking on the middle layer of the sandwich. Eventually she'll finish the sandwich and rush for the cake slice, enjoying each minty-flavoured bite, all the while blushing as she ponders if it counts as selfcest or cannibalism to consume your own milk. Once she is done she'll down the entire beer mug of orange juice in one go and shudder as she was not ready for the sourness, to which we chuckle.
I'll help her get dressed as she gets ready for a new day at work, she'll kiss me again and tell me how happy she is to have me, which I reciprocate. I'll stop us from going mad with passion again, as she'll be late for work; I'll hand her an antacid in case the drink makes her feel bad while at work, give her a big sloppy kiss back and send her on her way.
Once she is gone I'll make sure each spot in the house is as clean as a sterile room, the black mold she had in her room isolated and kept as a pet in safe containment. I'll drop water and some food waste onto the black mold's containment, knowing it'll consume it all before Minta is back. I'll put the mold containment unit back in place and keep tidying up the house. After I'm done, I'll cut myself a good chunk of cake, make a sandwich, put some tea on a thermos and get ready to leave as well.
I'll go to work, brag to my coworkers about the light of my life and hear their "you look tired, anon, didn't sleep yesterday?" comments, to which I'll laugh. Once the workday is over I'll rush home to get there before Minta, take a shower, prepare dinner and make sure her streaming setup is all ready.
She'll get home from work, sweaty and tired from a hot and busy day, and will, as always, sit on my face as she streams, blessing me with her minty fragrance. I'll live the golden life with my wife Araminta, Gods from ages past not having such a blessed life. I will engrave my soul into hers and hers into mine and we'll become all but one being in spirit, her pleasure mine and mine hers. She'll find a way to transcend our mortality and make us eternal, beyond men, but we'll keep living a blessed regular life; I'll pamper her to the point of madness while she dives head-first into future-tech.
We'll transcend humanity itself as she finds the path to Apotheosis, and we'll embark in the God-becoming process. Our ascension will reshape reality, and all will know of the Dual Gods of the World, Anon and Minta. We'll guide mankind to a greater path, for gods want partners, not servants. Mankind will forever owe the Dual Gods for the gift of transcendence. We'll make our very own utopian reality bubble, which will be ruled by our firstborn godchild, Piggle. He'll take the form of a pig-thing as a joke to mess with Minta, which she'll find hilarious.
Once the reality bubble is complete and mankind proven to not need our guidance anymore, we shall give a limited way to contact us to the rulers of this universe and depart to our reality bubble, which we shall seal once we enter. It shall become our eternal playground of pleasure, creation, destruction and beauty. I'll dedicate an entire reality as a museum of my passion for her. And I'll love her every attosecond of the rest of eternity.

The Forbidden Brolimepost (The Brolime Gaypost)

Every time I open one of brolime's streams I find myself ensnared by that godfucking smug face he pulls. That way he extends the "y" when screaming "NO WAY" or similar. GOD I want to milk his ass like a cow in a dairy farm. I'd superglue a vibrator to his prostate and keep him in constant prostate milking orgasm. I'd feed him Zinc, L-Arginine, Soya Lecithin and Celery, on top of his normal diet to force him to cum the hardest. I will grab him by the dick in the middle of a stream and start going up and down, slowly at first, teasingly as he desperately tries to keep his voice normal, so his viewers do not realize he's fucking cumming like never before. I'd catch his ejaculate on a graham cracker and force feed it to him with a kiss, both relishing the experience, then him recoiling after having tasted his own fluids.
He'd blush and start feeling awkward, as he remembers the taste on his lips, and feels the heat reach his loins once more. I'd straddle him and rub his hardening cock with my asscheeks, now very obviously interrupting him from streaming. Chat none the wiser that the funny doctor is getting hotdogged right now. I'd stop just enough for him to speak and keep pretending everything is fine, despite the fact he can feel my ministrations on him. I'd turn on the superglued vibrator just so he yelps in surprise at the sudden stimulus. Fuck, FUCK! BROLIME ANAL!!! I WANT TO LICK HIS TAINT AND MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE A GODDAMNED ANIME GIRL. I WANT TO USE HIS PROSTATE MILKING TEACHINGS ON HIM, SO HE CAN RECOIL AT HOW THE "USELESS" KNOWLEDGE HE SHARED WAS USED ON HIMSELF. AAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANT TO REARRANGE HIS FUCKING INTESTINES WITH A DILDO AS HE FILLS MY MORNING COFFEE WITH MAN MILK I WANT TO FIST HIS ASS SO HARD MY FINGERS TICKLE HIS GOD DAMNED THROAT, I WANT TO STICK ELECTRODES IN HIS BRAIN AND GIVE HIM LITERALLY ALL THE ORGASMS POSSIBLE DIRECTLY TO HIS NEURONS, ALL WHILE FIXING HIS CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AND MENHERA (but not too much, menhera is love).
I want to wait for him after he comes home, tired from a 20h long shift and cuddle him to sleep. I want to watch him rest wistfully after an excruciating shift. I want to wake him up with a blowjob and tickle his frenulum with my tongue. I want him to look at me in the eyes, longingly, as he feels my attention. We'll spend a full week sucking and fucking, his boner sustained by extreme stimulus. I want him to use his gun and shoot me dead so I can come back as a spirit and fuck his soul as well. We'd have spirit sex every waking (for him) moment, and nobody would know why in the fuck the nurse/gamer sometimes moans uncontrollably while working. He'd be angry and try to punish me, which I'd let him do, if he somehow finds a way to materialize a spirit. The constant spiritfucking would invigorate his body, now infused with ethereal energies, and would enable him to stream for weeks at a time without stop, and he'd do just that, just constantly shitposting, complaining about youtube being fags, insulting chinese gamers like nobody's business, and youtube could do nothing to stop it. It's the next coming, both literal and figurative, of Brolime Christ. His devotion for streaming and (again) constant spirit sex would invigorate me as well, and my soul would be empowered, manifesting into a physical being like King Minos in ULTRAKILL. Now able to spiritfuck him WHILE physically fucking him as well, we'd meld our essence into one, becoming the all eternal spirit fuck being, in a state of constant mutual metaphysical orgasmic bliss. Raimi could do nothing but stare in awe and confusion as to what in the fuck happened to the doc, that all of a sudden became a moaning mess, then a metaphysical being. With our now metaphysical existence as concepts we'd travel across reality, rewriting concepts as we see fit, the very idea of homosexuality replaced with homiesexuality, cause it ain't gay if it's for the homies, and brolime and I would be the biggest homies in the multiverse. Brolime would go off the deep end into genetic engineering and would engineer actual real life kemonomimi genes, complete with cat, fox, mouse, rabbit or elf ears, ‘cause he is a true homie and wishes for everyone to live in a similar bliss.
We'll illegally disperse the retrovirus into every nation's water supply, and soon, everyone would have kemonomimi; governments unable, or unwilling to stop it. He'd watch humanity enter a renaissance from his throne in the Akashic Records themselves, that throne being my face, or his, depending on who gets to top that day. We'd get recognized by Anon and Minta as Gods of Earth, we'd take care of it, while they retire to their pocket universe, similar fates. Our cells, interlinked, within one stem, as the veritable Yggdrasil of our reality, both, rulers of life itself. And it all started with a prostate milking. Once he is at his most regal I'd turn on the vibrator again, just to make him squeal. And you would watch in awe, for the gods are powerful.

Dear Fag, She is MY wife

Dear fag, let me emphasize that she is my wife. I will be the one to visit her on Germany. I will be the one who will kiss her under the moonlight, while she carefully whispers to my ear "I need to drink some butter".

Then I will let her make me into an animatronic. Some better, something stronger, something... Perfect. I would do anything for my wife Kino

I will become part of the vanguard of her army. I will commence the complete erradication of anybody who opposes her will

I will be called the Hand of Freddy. My animatronic body, made of solid gold. my hidden scooper on my stomach. My flashlights who burns hotter than the sun itself. I am just a man, but a man on a mission.

Eventually the war will end. All sedition completely gone, all doubters educated and all unbelievers put to the sword.

EMPEROR LOLIME WILL ASCEND THE FREDDY THRONE. WE LIVE TO SERVE THE WILL OF OUR EMPRESS. I AM... THE HAND OF FREDDY AND I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WOOOOOOOOOORLDS

Juwun is right as rain as the perfect femboy

You must understand, /fvr/, while
admittedly a neophyte in the chuuba fight
game, I do have a bit of a background in
the Japanese vtuber community. Hence, I
have big ideas when it comes to presentation.
I need something more then just a based chuuba.
He needs to have panache. A sense of showmanship.
I want to be able to bill him as The Top Femboy.
I said., and I quote; "I would pay top dollar
for the, right Chuuba." Now I'm not saying
Juwun is the wrong chuuba - per se ...
but is he right as rain as the perfect femboy... ?