buddy swears he's a stallion chick magnet
he's a total Chad Thundercock that brings in the bitches
doubt
he never brought girls over
you definitely made that doubt known
dude was built like his sister
maybe it was the horse thing but he had a girl ass
both of you called the other homos
but you had the sneaking suspicion he really was gay
you had a wild idea
worst case, you play it off as "hey, funny prank bro"
the painted horse boy was minding his own business on the couch
he was a decent roommate
got a little too heated in games
telling players to suck his dick
you'd bought a horse bit off the internet and you snuck behind him
you got the reigns and bit around him and the metal and leather fit
he fought against it for a good couple minutes
boy kicked and you wrestled him
it was a struggle
when you asserted yourself and pulled back his cock popped out of his gym shorts and he groaned against the metal bar
he was erect and spewing precum everywhere with his thrashing
eventually you relaxed and he scowled at you before spitting the bit out
he realized he was exposed and tried to stuff his meat back into the shorts but they were a bit too small to hide that dick
"you ass!”
you laughed at your genius wit and that only resulted in a furious horse flying off the couch in your direction
he was definitely into dudes
chick magnet
you were laughing as he tried to wrestle you
occasionally he'd call you a son of a bitch or an ass and you were a little worried you'd actually pissed him off
he was rolling around the floor with you though, hadn't made to punch you
so maybe he wasn't violently frustrated
just upset
he was strong
girly or not he was still a horse
but you used your free hand to put the bit right back into his mouth and he retreated, smacking your hand away and throwing the thing out of your hand
personally you were glad this had worked
you were curious if he'd be into it and yeah, it was a dumb idea
but worth it
this stallion was gay after all
you had figured the worst thing would happen was you'd get to play it off for a laugh
best case happened though
strange way to shoot your shot but you wanted your little pony
perhaps you'd been a little too forceful
you'd apologize if that was the case
for now you held your tongue, and went to sit on the couch
he refused eye contact, trying to fix himself back up and dusted off his chestnut fur a little
he readjusted his shorts but the flared cockhead was impossible to hide that way
you saw it out of the corner of your eye
well some lucky girl was going to miss out on that if you had your way
dude had to be a bottom
he caught you looking so he stormed off to the bathroom grumbling and you backed off to prevent another tussle
he was cute when he was pouty but you weren't going to push your luck
at least now
your interference cost him the match
no doubt you wouldn't hear the end of that
you did a double take and realized that the bit was gone with a quick glance at the floor