Fujoshi-chan x Incel-kun

Part 1

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"Incel-kun, Incel-kun." Fujoshi-chan yells down the hallway. "Uncle Nowa is on the telly, you wanted me to call you when he was streaming."
She waited a few seconds before hearing the telltale signs of Incel-kun's door opening, followed by his footsteps echoing up the hallway. "Why didn't you call me earlier, you useless whore." He stomped into the living room and plopped himself on the couch before looking at her expectedly. "Well, have you prepared the snacks?"
"You never asked for anything to be made, besides, you know I can't cook all that well, you handle all of the meals around here." She replied, tilting her head to one side. "Useless, absolutely useless, they were right, all you know is UberEats, charge your phone, writegayfics, post homosexually, eat deep-fried axolotl, and shitpost."
Fujoshi-chan looked like she wanted to argue back, opening her mouth a few times, before muttering "This is why you're not popular with women." to which Incel-kun asked, "You say something?"
"NOTHING.AT.ALL." She replied, turning back towards the TV, "look, he's on, I wonder how many times he'll praise leader today, they're so wonderful together, I could watch them forever." Incel-kun snorted, "That's disgusting, why can't you just let my bros be bros." Then, as if he remembered something he reached underneath the couch and fished out a half eaten bag of chips. "If you stop saying that gay shit, I'll share these with you, I had them here for cases such as this."
Then, apart from the sounds of the stream playing in front of them, and the occasional munching sound and laughter, all was silent, except for one last word.
"Thanks."

Part 2

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"IT'S MAGGING TIME" Incel-kun burst out of his room and ran down the hallway. It was still a few minutes earlier than the expected stream start time, but sometimes Magni liked to start a little early, and missing the intro wasn't an option. "I was just about to call you." Fujoshi-chan was sprawled out on the couch again, but when she saw Incel-kun she sat up and made room for him. "It's going to be a good one today, I wonder how many times he'll moan or scream." Incel-kun looked at her disparagingly "That's fucking gross, I keep telling you to keep your homofantasies away from my bros." Fujoshi-chan turned back to him and smiled, "It's not my fault Magni is such a slut. He gets flustered so easily when any of the others tease him about it too and goes hard into denial, I just can't stop myself and I'd like to think that sometimes the others guys can't either." Incel-kun was about to yell at her again before he noticed she was looking a little more tired than usual. "Hey," he started. "What's wrong with you? You alright?" Fujoshi-chan was a little surprised by his concern for her, but answered back warmly, "Just a few pesky numberfags, got out the hose and ran them off, we don't do that here." "You're damned right we don't. Good job taking out the trash." Fujoshi-chan smiled and patted the space next to her. "Come on then, it's starting." The familiar rocking music was playing over the TV with the really cool Magni animation. Fujoshi-chan grabbed a plate next to her and offered it to Incel-kun. "The fuck are these?" Incel-kun spat, looking at the semi-burned lumps arranged around the tray. "I tried baking some cookies, but they didn't turn out so good. " Incel-kun thought about refusing, but he'd eaten worse, so he grabbed one off the plate and nibbled at a corner. "Tastes like absolute shit," he said, disgusted. But he popped the rest of it into his mouth and grabbed another. "MAGNATION! CAN I GET AN AWOOO AWOOO" Magni shouted, beginning the stream and of course, both Incel-kun and Fujoshi-chan didn't think twice about raising their voices with a resounding reply. "AWOOOO"

Part 3

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Axel's stream had just ended and Incel-kun and Fujoshi-chan were sitting on the couch, snack packets empty and beverages of choice having been consumed over the past hour. They were both basking in post-stream clarity when Fujoshi-chan broke the silence. "Don't you think Axel's ending image is sexy?" she sighed, " I can just imagine him waiting like that for Altare, no, wait, what about if he's waiting for Uncle Nowa. I get a good father-son dynamic from them that could be irresistible too. Either one would be good." Incel-kun gathered his things and stood up, he had no intention of getting deeply involved in this line of conversation, but he did want to at least respond. "Hey, what kind of delusional garbage are you spouting this time? We all know that Axel's only interest is in his waifu, Nodoka-san. Good taste, I might add. Rather than going for one of the overhyped, more likely to be used-goods talents, he picked the cute office-lady staff." Fujoshi-chan sighed, "A girl can dream though, the teasing relationship he has with Magni does have my imagination running. I'll have to write my new ideas down before I forget." When she noticed the time and that Incel-kun was leaving she called out to him, stopping him from returning to his room. "Hey, do you maybe want to, you know, order Uber Eats together?" Incel-kun turned and replied instantly. "Hell no, unlike you, I like to cook my food and besides, it's a waste of money." "I was only trying to be nice, and that's how you treat me?" Fujoshi-chan was offended. "Besides, we both know you'll just boil some water for some cup ramen or something, you could have had a proper meal." "There ain't nothing wrong with cup ramen," Incel-kun argued back before continuing. "Well, the stream is over. I'm getting the fuck out of here, please take care of the place while I'm gone." Fujoshi-chan seemed like she wanted to say more, but decided against it and gave a simple reply of "Ogey, have fun."

Part 4

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"You know, Fujoshi-chan, I was put off by Altare's debut stream, but after giving him another try, I think I've come round on our dear leader." Incel-kun mused while the two of them were watching another stream. This time it was one from the aforementioned Regis Altare, leader of guild Tempus. "I was on board since day 1, he cares for the other members a lot. I enjoy the dynamic he has with Uncle Nowa, they're very cute together. But I absolutely adore Almond, that's a ship name for Altare and Magni." While Fujoshi-chan continued rambling, all that Incel-kun could do was sigh and let her continue, barely paying attention to what she was saying, watching the stream more than anything else. "Though, for once, I might agree with you." Incel-kun started, which surprised Fujoshi-chan so much that she just stared at him, mouth agape. "He clearly hates women, and after being betrayed by one, or maybe more, it's better to stick to other guys you're more comfortable being around instead.” Incel-kun looked over at Fujoshi-chan as a smile started to spread across her face, he realized his mistake quickly and had to scramble to correct himself. "Only as bros of course. Women wouldn't understand. I'm not saying this from a romantic standpoint, don't be stupid." Fujoshi-chan chuckled to herself and nodded. "Well, that's good enough for now. I'll convert you over to my side yet." The two of them turned their attention back to Altare's stream and stayed silent until it had finished. After the ending jingle had played and the stream was well and truly over, Fujoshi-chan turned to Incel-kun to bid him farewell, it was time for him to return to his normal routine doing whatever it was he did whilst she stayed around, sharing her fanfic ideas with other like-minded comrades and hornyposting until it was time for the next stream. Incel-kun however had turned towards her and looked like he wanted to say something, but was struggling to get the words out. "What is it?" Fujoshi-chan asked. Incel-kun looked away from her, toward the kitchen, then back toward her, then after inhaling and exhaling a few times he began. "You know, I made too much chili, and just wanted to ask if you wanted to have any of the leftovers. It's nothing special, but it'd be better than leaving it to go to waste. I've had my fill and wouldn't mind if you finished off the rest." He looked incredibly flustered and quickly rose to his feet and started off toward his room. "In any case, it's there if you want it, if not throw it out. And call me when the next stream is on, it looks special." Fujoshi-chan didn't know how to respond and simply crossed her hand over her chest. "Oh.." she uttered, as she got up and walked toward the kitchen. Tonight's dinner had been decided.

Part 5

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Today was a special day. It was the first Tempus collab with their JP senpai in Minecraft. Both Incel-kun and Fujoshi-chan were extremely excited to see how the members would interact with the other Stars. "I've got chips and bought drinks." Incel-kun proclaimed. Putting his snacks on the table in front of them. "I tried my hand at baking cookies again, I think they're much better than last time," Fujoshi-chan stated proudly. "I've also put tea in a thermos to keep it warm, if you wanted that instead of soda." Incel-kun hesitated, but reached for one of the cookies adorning the plate. At the very least, it didn't look burned. Observing that it looked edible, he popped a corner into his mouth and chewed it over. "It's...shit." Incel-kun gave his appraisal while chewing. Fujoshi-chan looked a little disappointed by this, and sighed. "Ahh, as expected, maybe I'm just no good at this baking thing. Well, if you don't want them, we've still got your chips." Incel-kun shook his head as he finished the cookie he had. "What? I said it's good shit." He picked another two from the plate and began munching again. "Seriously hard to believe you baked these yourself, they're absolutely different from the charred crap you gave me a while back." Fujoshi-chan felt her cheeks flush a little at Incel-kun's glowing review. "I'm glad you liked them."
It was time for the stream to start, and what a stream it was. Both of them enjoyed it immensely. Though they were into different parts and viewed certain interactions in a different light, they both found themselves sharing certain jokes. Upon seeing Magni interact with Rio, Incel-kun screamed "6 horas de sexo'' and Fujoshi-chan giggled, "they do have cute interactions." Uncle Nowa's silence due to shyness over the situation and getting lost, Axel ascending to the top of the poop structure and becoming the Poop King and Altare's adventures to the master sword, culminating in the boys doing the Zelda item jingle and receiving food from Arupapa after being too embarrassed to ask for it. It was all wonderful, and there were many many more great moments that made it extremely enjoyable. By the end of it, Fujoshi-chan was sobbing, overwhelmed by the emotions of it and Incel-kun was so worked up he had taken off his shirt and jumped up on the couch screaming "BROTHERS!" Suffice to say, both of them were riding on a high. Their boys had made it.
Fujoshi-chan was the first to break the post-stream silence. "Hey, Incel-kun, I've been thinking and, well," she fidgeted a little, as if struggling to get the words out. "Incel-kun, would you like to, well, want to continue talking about the stream a little while and have dinner together? I'll order us something. Sounds good, doesn’t it?" Incel-kun stopped posing and got down from atop the couch and looked over to Fujoshi-chan. "You know what bro-" he replied. "You know what, sister. That doesn't sound half bad. I'm in. What are you thinking of?" "Whatever you want," Fujoshi-chan grinned. "I'll pay for it, as thanks for the chili last time. Though, perhaps you'd want to put your shirt back on now." Incel-kun quickly grabbed his discarded shirt from the floor and put it back on sheepishly, trying to block out Fujoshi-chan's laughter. Sitting himself back down on the couch he moved in closer to Fujoshi-chan while she loaded up UberEats. Their night was just beginning, and they had a lot to discuss. While Incel-kun would grimace at Fujoshi-chan going on her long rants about which pairing was better at any given time and why they belonged together and in return, Fujoshi-chan would meekly smile in return when Incel-kun went on one of his toxic ramblings over how women are a mistake, or how his bros are better than anything else, because they'd prefer to interact within their own rather than reach out to women. One thing was for certain. It was clear that from the conversations held over dinner that both of them held immense adoration for their MANS, and, well, who knows, perhaps adoration for each other.
~fin~