“MEMBERS ONLY VALENTINES ASMR: Cream Doughnuts With You~” Fauna finishes the title of her stream, and looks over her script. She seems happy with it, a little nervous, but happy. It’s scheduled for tomorrow, and her rather odd, almost euphemistic title raises more than a few eyebrows. Some saplings wonder if the pure Kirin has finally turned lewd.

But the title isn’t her biggest worry. Being keeper of nature she has some powerful shape shifting abilities, yet every spring finds it harder and harder to keep her urges to mate in check. This year, perhaps because of a sudden loyal fanbase, she’s found herself thinking lewd thoughts far more than usual. Morbid curiosity has driven her crazy, and the poor girl made the rash decision to search for and masturbate to both fan art and fan fiction of herself.

For the art, there is plenty of vanilla, a little bit of femdom, and the odd bit of yuri with her coworkers. However, what catches her attention isn’t the art. It’s the excessive amount of fan fiction depicting her with a grotesque, monstrous, horse-like cock, and ravishing a certain anonymous author with it repeatedly. She finds it bizarre someone would take her sweet and feminine character and try to corrupt her like this, and goes so far as to message her Council friends. Indeed, it’s Kronii’s notorious /∞/ thread that produces the majority of these fics. So perhaps the Warden will know how to comfort her about this.

“You get used to it” is all Kronii says to her over Discord voice chat. “Used to it? These guys are YOUR fans, why the fuck are they writing about me?” Fauna normally reserves her rage for games, but this is a special case. Kronii simply laughs dryly, before replying “Come on, it can’t be that bad, I know those guys. There’re…a little weird, but they mean well. Send it over”
Fauna does as her friend says, glaring at the screen impatiently and tapping her fingers on the table. She picks one of the fics that focuses on her as a futa centaur, violating and breeding with an anonymous male reader…
“Oh my GOD” comes a delayed response from Kronii. “Okay, this is…this is…why are they like this? Even by her standards, the thread had cooked up a pretty fucked up one. At least there isn’t death in it this time. The Warden ponders for a moment to see if she can help her troubled friend. “Hey Fauna, do you…wanna do a guerilla drinking stream? I’m kinda bored, and my thread seems to miss me, so-“

“No, Kronii, I’m sorry. I gotta prepare for tomorrow, I think I’m gonna go to bed. I, I feel kinda weird” interrupts the Kirin, nervous and shaky in her voice.
“You good? You sound kinda, not…good…” Kronii as usual is poor at finding the words under pressure, but gets a reply instantly.
“It’s okay, Kronii, don’t worry about it. I can talk to you tomorrow after the ASMR stream, it’ll be fine.”

“Alright Fauna, but, uhh, let me know if you wanna do a guerilla stream, I might…might have posted in the thread” Kronii has a hesitant tone to her speech, regretting her impulsive “Guerilla koko!” post with a screenshot of the Bunkeronii from an as yet unseen angle. Plenty of /here/posters would have fun with that. The clock maiden figures she might as well start a solo stream.

Fauna, on the other hand, really did not feel too good. She had rubbed one out earlier to some of the vanilla fics and art and yet it was this strange set of corrupted futanari ones that stuck with her. Not happy fluff, not the oddly violent yandere fics, but this obscene description of her as an insatiably horny hermaphroditic kirin. She decides to put on some of her own, reassuring ASMR, in vain attempts to purge the perversion from her memory. She refuses to touch the thread again with a ten-foot pole, and simply listens to the sound of her own voice. Eventually, as anyone would listening to her dulcit tones, Fauna dozes off, head buried in her pillow.

When she awakes the following morning, she has forgotten all about the absurd things she's read. She yawns, stretches and shuffles about to prepare for the Valentine's ASMR later, grabbing her script from beside her bed. Only now does she notice the consequences of her inquiries. Hiding amongst humans and pretending to be without powers can only go on for so long, and it seems that her latent fertility and lust has finally manifested something...
Fauna feels strangely pent-up, as if she really needs to relieve her urges before the stream lest she do so live. And at the same time, she has a big weight on her crotch, she's used to Clover and Snail sneaking up and hiding under the blankets, but this is no cat...

She lifts the sheets and discovers, to her horror, what Kronii's strangest fans had fantasised about all along. Unmistakeable, and almost bursting through her tartan-patterned pyjamas, she sees and feels the heavy outline of a horse-dick of her very own. She rubs her eyes in disbelief. "No, no...this is, ooh, this is not good..."
Yet, she can't deny it feels good. Slowly, carefully, she edges a hand down to dispel the illusion. She pushes past her deliberately untrimmed pubic forest, enjoying the rough feel of the sweaty hairs on her skin. Groping downwards, she finally places a finger on the dick itself. It sends unfamiliar pulses of pure pleasure through her entire body, and she quickly has the urge to undress and see it for real. Fauna shuffles a little, and pulls down her pyjamas and soaked panties to expose this new "member" of the Council.

...Fuck, this thing is huge. How the hell can she stream with this attached to her at all times? It's not a dream, she places both hands on it and it continues to harden, drawing blood away from her brain and making it harder to think...She has her ASMR stream in an hour, but she has to get this to go down. Fauna's mind is going numb, and she's hardly even touched it. "Haah, okay, think quickly, Fauna..." she says to herself, shakily trying to calm her nerves. "Ah, I know!" she has a little idea that might just spice up her ASMR, and solve her problem too. She looks over the script, and opens her box of fresh cream doughnuts. She knows she's gonna get suspended if anyone finds out, but nature takes risks all the time. And this urge to touch herself is definitely very natural indeed.

Starting at the scheduled time, just about, her stream is ready. She calms her nerves as much as possible, sitting cross legged next to her mic and box of Valentine's doughnuts. Her door is securely locked so as to keep the cats from stealing them. Absolutely drenched in sweat, she's not only nude but surrounded by towels, just in case this "cream" of hers gets a little messy. At last she goes live, to a totally unsuspecting, innocent audience.

"Konfauna, sapliiiings~" her happy tone is rewarded with lots of hearts in the chat, and plenty of supahs as well. She'll find time to read them when, she's less "occupied" with this pesky new third leg. "I hope everyone is ready for today's streeeeam, I brought lots of special things for everyone" she finishes her sentences with her characteristic nervous giggle. So far, so good. She continues for a little while, trying to focus on a tangent, and soften her voice - amid all the confusion of her condition, she's forgotten to set everything to the right, soft settings. "Ah, EN curse strikes again, don't worry, I'll fix everything up..."

She takes a momentary pause, returning a couple of minutes later. "Hey." she whispers to the right ear, "It's me, hehe" to the left. "I....had a little distraction this morning, buuut, it's all better, so let's get to it, now, okay? Okay." her scuff as usual earns sympathetic money her way. If only these saplings knew what mama nature really was like today, she ponders. "I wanted everyone to have something nice for Valentine's Day, so I got these special cream doughnuts" she whispers, speaking to the right ear again, before adding in the left "Oh, and don't worry, they're vegan, so I'm going to have some myself. So, umm, if you don't like eating noises, maybe, umm, just mute the stream then, but I'll give you a warning, ehe"

She is observantly watching the stream of messages, including one or two hornyposters who - much to Fauna's worry - seem to have another meaning added to the cream doughnuts already. Struggling to focus a little as her needy dick twitches, she bans them promptly, before beginning the next stage of her stealth plan.
"Speaking of eating...you...wouldn't mind if I fed you doughnuts, would you?" she asks a rhetorical question, hoping for some answers to sate her imagination.
Plenty of expected comments follow:
"Feed me mommy Fauna UwU"
"YABE"
"Are these doughnuts home-made?"
"Kirin cream?"

The kirin giggles softly, cautiously close to the mic, and at last begins to feel she can get some relief. "Good saplings. You're all goood saplings, so Mama will take care of you" she whispers, hopping between ears midway through the sentence. "Buuut. Before we start the doughnuts together...."
"I want you to think about me, saplings. Mama nature will take care of you, of course." she pauses, taking a breath and giggling softly, before continuing "I want you to take care of me, first, just for a change. Won't you pamper me, just like I pamper you, my little saplings?"
She tries to add a yandere tone in her voice, and it works, earning a flood of messages. She's topping thousands of views now easily, and is happy about the hype.
Still, she has to follow her script. "That's the spirit. Now, Mama has been out working in the garden, so..." she moves over to grab a bottle of lube, desperate to slather her cock in it. "...I want you to use this oil to give me a nice, soft, ummm...." she fumbles in her words, eyes drawn to her twitching, throbbing cock.
Chat notices rapidly, and spams various emotes as her model looks as dumbfounded as she does.

"Oil massage! Oil massage! Just, ummm...I'll pour some on, and you rub it on my back, okay?" she seems to have saved herself, just about. Her heartbeat is audible to the audience, which has only increased in size as news of her ASMR spreads. "Uwa, you can hear my heartbeat" she giggles, geninuely nervous. She's both afraid of being caught, and of shooting a thick load straight into her expensive equipment...

"Uhhm, anyway, I'll start applying the oil, and you rub it in, okay? Remember to take it nice and slow for Mama..." she's capturing her audience with her words, not to mention herself. She envisions a particular, lucky albeit non descript sapling, getting to work and oiling, stroking and groping her cock for her. Impulsively, she begins to move an oiled hand up and down, moaning softly. She has to edge herself carefully, and make sure her moans are ambigious, cute noises, not lewd ones. She needs to make sure she doesn’t bust straight away, and thinks “slow is fast” to herself, trying to remain focused.

"Just, uhm, move your hands across like this..." she's struggling to stay focused and her model is rocking about. The lube makes an incredibly sloppy set of noises, directly next to the microphone. No matter what she does, that's getting clipped. But she doesn't mind any more. "Haaah" her involuntary moan is really setting her up for problems now, as she works the lube around every inch of her cock. She has never felt anything close to this before, not even when she forced a dildo into herself as a stream was ending - muted, of course, but starting just after she said "faunwell" She could definitely get used to this.

Regaining her senses, she whispers to her chat once more. "You saplings really know how to make Mama feel better, I could do this forever~" she continues to stroke, speeding up, and although unfamiliar with her new cock senses she's close. "I...have to finish this on time though, and you still need your doughnuts." Noticing the dripping, sticky fluid and lube leaking from her meat, the Kirin remembers the next step in her script, and giggles once more. "Although... I still have to get them ready. They...are home-made, but...I wanted to ice them here for you, so you can listen to the sounds of baking. I did think we should do baking ASMR, but that's for another day, after we do another oil massage together~" her brief tangent helps her to focus a little. Fauna pulls her cream doughnuts close, and prepares for her "icing" to come out. "Now, listen closely, saplings, I want you to enjoy the sounds of this nice, sticky icing. Just, umm, don't get any on yourself, okay? It's kinda hard to clean up, hehe"
Now chat really does go nuts, and some of her less loyal members begin to leak the stream to greynames. The long-term consequences of the pure Kirin becoming lewd in public don't matter. She just wants to bathe in this pure pleasure, although she has to make sure she controls her moans...

"Ahh, this icing is in a really, umm, unique container. I have to squeeze and bonk it to get it out" she slaps her fat member against the mic, creating a loud thump.
Soon after she resumes speaking, albeit only for a moment, to say "Okay, I hope it doesn't go everywhere, but...here it comes"
Chat is already seeing through her lewdness, and Bae of all people has shown up in the chat: “Yo Fauna, you good? You sound kinda YABAI LOL" others join the rat in their concerns for the newly lewd kirin. But they go unheard.

Supressing her moans, and breathing heavily, Fauna does not see the message, and instead, continues to stroke herself off. She's speeding up, though, and her hands, covered in a sloppy mixture of pussy juice, lube and precum, make her almost roll her head back in pleasure. Her model rocks a bit, and, finally positing her dick above the doughnuts...she slows to a crawl, ready for it to end.

The "icing" shoots out, glazing her doughnuts in a potent, thick and creamy mixture of sticky seed. All of this is very audible to the chat, which has gained hundreds of new members - all because of people spreading around rumours, rrats and clips. Needless to say, certain anons are happy with this sound, suspecting exactly the truth, though no one believes them. One of the prevailing rrats holds it's her "boyfriend" others are merely fapping to it without caring of the source, and yet others are already assembling their greatest minds to form fics, artwork and more.

But regardless of rumours, Fauna herself is shaking, vigorously pumping rope after rope of sperm onto her food. Each shot sends shockwaves of pleasure rippling through her body, and the sweat has by now formed a gigantic, stinking mess on her towels. The stench of sex has only aroused her further, and her erection shows no signs of shrinking. At last though, it has stopped cumming, merely leaking slightly onto the sugary, floury baked goods. She had set them aside in an innocent attempt to have some fun with her saplings. And now she has violated them...but they look much tastier than before...

"Uwah!" she whispers gently into the microphone again, having been focused on fapping and therefore non verbal for a few minutes. "Sorry for the delay, saplings. But I hope it was worth it, this icing smells really good..." she'd be lying if she didn't say she liked the unfamiliar, strong scent. Still hard, she resorts to her next step, involving giving her favourite saplings the doughnuts. And trying some herself, of course. Maybe a little icing tasting wouldn't hurt.

"Okay, I'm gonna...umm..." her boner is making it hard to think again "Uhm, I'm gonna...try a little bit of the icing first, to check it's juust right~" Fauna resists the urge to simply eat the whole lot there and then, and gently dips a finger into her sticky, salty mess. "You might be able to hear this, saplings. Maybe tune out if you don't like eating, but please stay with me if you can" she lets out a soft giggle and gives her finger a kiss close to the mic. Afterwards, she sucks on it, loudly and clearly to get a taste, and it's...quite pleasant. Despite what might be expected for cum, her nature powers have imbued it with a nectar-like sweetness, with only a slight sour tone - like sour sweets, if anything, and just as addictive.

"Uuuu, this is super nice icing. I can't wait to share it with you, saplings...here, open your mouth, you can try some too~"
Inpromptu, but the kirin is massively aroused by the idea of feeding unwitting saplings her seed. Even if she'd prefer they drink it from the tap. She's careful not to rub it on the mic, and realising the pointlessness of trying to do so swallows what she's collect again. Now comes the doughnuts, whose creamy interior is turning her on more...

"Oh nyo, this one doesn't have enough cream in it!" she picks up a juicy doughnut, and carefully hollows it out. They're large enough to do so safely, but she doubts whether it's going to survive much longer. Truthfully it has plenty of cream, but she can add to it on stream, and she's going to bust soon anyway. "Don't worry, saplings. Mama will take care of it. You all wanted baking ASMR, right?" Wearing her maid kimono on the stream, she looks far more elegant there than in her real form. But she seems to be right, the audience are happy to hear her filling doughnuts with cream. "Okay, here it comes. I need to put this cream inside, umm, slowly...so it doesn't break the doughnut. So, please enjoy this creamy frosting…”

Panting, careful to not sound too lewd, she inserts herself into the doughnut, nearly breaking her sweet onahole. “Uuuuu~” she finds it difficult to speak, but she knows she has to disguise her thrusting sounds a little. “Ah, you know what? I should do this every week” she lets out a nervous giggle between pumping of her hips, struggling to avoid splitting the doughnut. “How does that sound, saplings? Weekly baking streams with mama nature’s special ingredients?”
Her comments section obviously endorses her, though some still see it as lewd. “Uwah! It’s not lewd, if you call it lewd, I won’t do it….hmph”
She plays a cutesy upset Kirin which quickly works to win over the skeptics. Satisfied and smug, she almost instantly forgets her dick is buried in her doughnut and thrusts a little too hard.

“Nnn-aah!” her attempts to moan softly are stifled and she powerfully ejaculates her thick cream into the doughnut, soaking it fully and mixing with the sticky sugar. Her eyes roll back as she shakes, unable to think straight. She’s too slow to mute the stream - although quickly manages to cover her mouth. Ropes of seed audibly splurt into the creampied doughnut, eventually ceasing as Fauna breathes heavily. The chat is going crazy with it and the red faced Kirin fears her cover is blown.
Slowly, cautiously, she pulls out, cock still erect and coated in a sugary mix of nectar and cum.
She leans in to the mic “Hey saplings, sorry about that, hehe” she tries to think of an excuse with her post nut clarity “Umm, a grasshopper jumped in and I got scared”
Fauna giggles nervously to try and cover her tracks. Surprisingly, it works, and the chat spams heart emojis…cute, innocent saplings.
“Uuuu….but, before we go, we need to eat these together right? It’s no good just stuffing and glazing them, ehehe~”

Fauna pauses for a moment and watches the chat’s reaction. Needy clueless saplings want to share her doughnuts, so she will oblige, it’s what she’s here for after all. Attempting to ignore her boner, she leans in for a bite of the glazed food.
Quickly she notices the hypnotic, delicate and simultaneosly overpowering taste and smell. Vanilla-like with hints of vague saltiness and as before more like sour sweets than bitter cum. She thinks her genmates would love to taste this…the sugar of the doughnut mixes too. She takes lots of soft bites before the creamy, sticky mess is gone, and she feels hungry for more of it. Fauna grabs her towel and dries her hands, talking to her chat again “Uuuu, it’s your turn next, I really enjoyed that - I’m sure you’ll love yours too, so open wide~”
She rubs the sticky doughnut against the mic, pretending to feed her eager listeners. The Kirin leans in and giggles in its ears for good measure “What’s the matter sapling, have you lost your appetite? Ah, such a shame, but that leaves more for me, ehehe~”

Her improvising pays off and she happily eats the rest of the doughnuts, and contemplates stroking herself off again…better leave the stream soon before the urge kicks in…
“Okay, saplings, I think we’re done for today, buuut…” she pauses and takes a cute breath before swapping to the other ear “maybe I’ll do another oil massage stream when I next get the urge, okay? And we can play with icing too giggle” Fauna trying to cover up her horniness only makes her more pent up, it’s only a matter of time before she bursts.
Quickly, she sets up her final screen, and issues a soft, comfy “Faunwell~” to an aroused and satisfied audience. Perhaps being a lewd Kirin isn’t so bad, after all…
Her discord notification suddenly pings and she receives a call from a concerned Kronii, who’s worried the timelines have crossed.
At the same time, despite muting on the stream and being on her end screen, Fauna’s girthy dick is still harder than ever. It would be a disservice not to show Kronii, she thinks to herself, licking her lips. After all, she knows what “big clocks” are like, right?
Putting a sundress on, but keeping her cock tucked between her legs, she answers the call, soaked in sweat and pheromones. The warden is in for quite the surprise when she answers the video call sent by the Kirin…