Breakroom Conversation by anonymous

”So, word around the office is you’ve got a fat cock.”
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You’re stuck choking on your coffee wondering who the hell just said that.
When you turn around, you catch a border collie calmly stirring his own coffee, as if he hadn’t said something absurd in the middle of the break room just a second ago.
You give the white collared collie an incredulous look while mouthing a “What the fuck?”
The collie shrugs and continues to stir his coffee.
”What? I Just wanna know if it’s true? Is it?”
Is this guy for real?!?
No. What kind of person asks this out of the blue?
Where’d this dude even hear about-
”Really? Huh…”
You eye him carefully as he pulls out his phone.
”I was sure someone saw it.”
...No… there’s no way…
Alright, so, on the side you run an only-fans account.
You’re not proud of it but you needed some extra cash and you knew you were conventionally “well-endowed” according to society's standards.
It’s nothing too revealing.
It’s mostly just you in jock straps or very, very revealing underwear with a damp tip.
Teasing viewers always landed you more money than showing them what they really wanted.
No face.
No raw dick.
Just some quick cash after work.
But there’s no way someone from work actually found you… right?
The collie notices your slack jawed hesitation and begins to walk out of the break room, content with his coffee (and your reaction), but not before leaving a parting message.
”Hm, I guess I’ll just ask someone else.”
Shit…this collie is trouble.
If he starts spreading your name (along with your cock) around the office, you’ll be fired in the next 24 hours.
As the collie exits the break room you dash and grab his arm, pulling him back into the breakroom, pinning his shoulders against the door.
The collie simply gives you a sly smirk, knowing that he has you under his thumb.
Who the hell did he hear about this from?
”Oh you know… A little bird told me.”
This fucker is blackmailing you!
What does he want?
”All I wanna know is if it's true.”
He puts on this shit eating grin while you roll your eyes.
Jesus, fine you’ll tell him the truth.
”hmmmm… I’ll need some proof.”
Proof?
He needs proof?!?
You make the mistake of relaxing your grip on his shoulders while you contemplate on what the collie meant by “proof,” and are immediately pulled by your tie to his growling snout.
”You’d better meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes if you don’t want your pics floating around the office.”
He releases his hold and laughs his way out of the break room, sipping his un-spilt coffee while he strolls down to his desk down the hall.
This isn’t good.
10 minutes pass and you find yourself in the bathroom.
You’re annoyed at how easily he had you by the collar.
Where could he have even heard about you? How did he even recognize it was you?
Until you find out, it seems you’ll have to do whatever the Collie says.
You feel like a weirdo sneaking around and checking the stalls for anyone, but find the restroom completely, and oddly, empty.
It’s odd because who wouldn’t want to hide in the restroom away from work?
You do it all the time.
In fact, you sometimes take pics in here and upload them onto your…page…
You curse yourself for your own stupidity at not having realized sooner.
That's how the Border Collie knew it was you!
That bast-!
You jump when you hear the swing of the restroom door.
You try your best to act natural, instead of looking like a pervert, but your act falls when you notice who it is.
The both of you stare at each other while he stands by the door all smug and innocent with his back straight and chest all puffed up while you have your mouth clenched shut.
You silently promise yourself that the second you get the chance, you’re gonna wipe that smug look on his face all over the floor.
”Good, you came~”
You roll your eyes and ask him as nicely as you can to keep your side hustle a secret.
”Oh I will… but only if you show me some proof first” the collie says with a smirk.
”Strip.”
What! This guy can’t be serious!
”Strip. Now.”
No way you’re gonna strip naked in front of a stranger! You’ll take this to HR!
”Then I’ll expose you.”
What if people come into the bathroom!?!
”They’re about to see more than just your underwear if you don't start stripping now.”
Dammit, he’s got you backed into a corner.
You try your hardest to come up with another excuse but the Collie shuts you up with another order.
”Pants. Down. Now.”
With no retort at the ready and your job on the line, you relent and slowly pull your pants down.
”Good boy~”
You stand in front of the border collie with just a jock strap on.
”Ah ah ah~ I still haven’t seen proof.”
You grumble and grit your teeth.
You can’t believe you’re really doing this.
With a heavy sigh, you dig your thumbs underneath the bands of your jockstrap and push down to reveal your junk.
You give the collie a “are you impressed” gesture while he pulls out his phone to take some pics.
You watch as he stares intently on your cock, licking his chops and whispering “perfect” to himself.
Getting a bit self conscious, you clear your throat to get his attention.
His eyes return to yours but he gives that damn shit eating grin again.
”How about a taste first?”
You physically retort and back away from the collie in confusion.
Wrong move.
The collie takes advantage of your vulnerability and pushes you back onto a wall.
You move to push him off you but a wag of the phone in his hand stops you and your arms fall to your sides in defeat.
”Good boy~”
The collie pushes up against you, his knee grinding into your groin while he pulls on your tie to bring your head down to his.
”Now, if you know what’s good for you, you’ll shut up and keep still.”
One of his hands snakes down your abdomen all the way down to your balls, cupping and lightly squeezing it.
He gives you a sly smile and begins to lower himself to his knees.
You keep your eyes forward, trying your hardest to comprehend how you got blackmailed into getting a blowjob…
Are you seriously about to let this douchebag do this to you?
This wouldn’t be your first time using your body for something…
Fuck it! It’s just a blowjob in exchange for keeping your job! You might as well enjoy this! It’s not like he’s gonna get you hard anyway!
You shiver when the collie’s cold tipped nose pokes your pelvis.
You take a peek below and watch the collie close his eyes and stick his snout into your crotch, avidly sniffing and licking the area.
You can feel his warm, wet tongue slither its way between your thighs down to your balls.
Whenever he isn’t lapping up your balls he makes sure to keep a hand juggling it around while his other feels up and down your legs, pressing and tickling you with his claws.
His nose keeps leaving cold spots around your groin, which combined with his incessant sniffing, makes your body shiver.
You’re in awe at how entranced he is worshiping your cock.
It’s not something you expected when being blackmailed.
You hate to admit it but, it actually feels really good.
The collie has clearly been acquainted with dick before and it’s nice to finally get some attention (other than your own) down there.
You continue to watch the collie lose himself in your scent, his sniffing turning into long inhales.
As the blood rushes down to your dick you find yourself relaxing and quietly moaning at the cute collie…
Cute?
One of the collie’s eyes flips open as you let out a tiny groan.
You jump when your eyes meet and quickly return your gaze forward.
What the hell? H-he’s not even that cute or that good! You’d have an erection right now if he were!
You hear the collie chuckle below you as you internally deny any form of attraction to the collie.
Curious, you look down to the collie and see the fully hard “proof” you’ve provided him.
He catches you staring and opens his mouth to take a long, hot, and savory swipe from the base of your dick all the way to the tip with his canine tongue.
The next thing you know, he gives you a wink and engulfs your entire length into his warm mouth.
And holy hell is he good!
His tongue softly swabs the underside of your shaft perfectly and your legs keep wobbling each time he sinks down to your base.
You’re stuck with your eyes closed and hands wrapped around your mouth in an attempt to keep your moans from echoing in the bathroom.
The collie seems to be enjoying your reaction because you can feel the vibrations from his chuckles.
Everytime he comes up from a stroke you can feel the rush of cool air hitting your length and a bead of pre peeks out from your tip just before he licks it up and continues.
It isn’t long before you get close.
It’s polite to let the person know you’re about to blow right?… even if the person is blackmailing you…
Before you can give a sign, you hear the bathroom door swing open and In one swift motion the Collie below you quickly pushes you into a stall and seats you on the toilet.
Before you can voice your panic, the Collie places a paw over your mouth and climbs onto your lap, straddling you.
His head turns to your new bathroom “guests,” his complete and utter attention focused on the two voices.
There’s not a hint of panic on his face.
Luckily the two take their place at the urinals and you listen in as they complain about the mundane work and your boss.
You’re about to take a sigh of relief when you suddenly remember your pants and jockstrap still outside the stall.
And just when you think you’re safe, you hear one of your guests quietly mention the suspicious garments on the floor.
”Dude, whose pants are those?”
”They probably belong to that dude in the stall, Duh.”
”Yeah, but why’s it outside the stall?”
”I dunno man? He’s probably jerking off in there”.
”eww, what a weirdo”.
You hear the two laugh their way out of the bathroom while you sit there pinned to a toilet seat by a blackmailing Border Collie wishing you were dead.
A few seconds pass after the door closes and the Collie finally gets off you.
You get up to grab your clothes but the Collie pushes you back down.
”Sit.”
This guy serious?
The both of you almost got caught and he still wants something?
”Sit and stay… Or else” he orders wagging his phone.
You slowly and reluctantly sit back down on the toilet seat watching as the Collie strips himself.
You roll your eyes cause he’s clearly giving you a show of his back side.
But as much as you try to feign ignorance you can't deny that he’s definitely good looking…And that it’s riling you up.
When he finishes, You swear you catch him glancing over his shoulder with a sly smile spread across his face.
The dog faces you and that's when you notice his red rocket.
That sick fuck.
”Oh please, Me? A sick fuck? Ha, look at you.”
The Collie points to your erect cock.
Damn it.
”Now…” The Collie locks the stall door, straddles you, and whispers into your ear:
“We both know this isn’t over, so be a good boy and relax~”
You feel a paw close around both of your members as a tantalizingly slow lick slides repeatedly from your shoulder to your neck, sending all sorts of tingles and shivers throughout your body.
You let out a breathy sigh as the paw strokes up and down, up and down, up and down…
The sensations are almost too much to handle that you almost forget about the bastard frotting with you.
But it feels too good to stop and you find yourself lost in the lust.
At some point the Collie’s face comes into view, His tongue lagging out, eyes half lidded and everything.
Hot breath washes over your face and soon you’re pulled into a deep kiss.
His arms wrap around your neck and he continues to grind against you as your lips collide.
The Collie overwhelms you with his canine tongue, swiping over your lips, breaching into your mouth, and swabbing his tongue over the insides of your cheek and tangling it with your own.
It’s so wrong, but it’s so fucking hot~
Who cares if your’re a sick fuck obeying this sexy Collie who could ruin your career, you’re enjoying this way too much.
Your hands seem to automatically wrap themselves around the herding dog’s waist and steadily make their way up the dog’s back side, digging trenches through his soft fur.
You can’t remember how long you were making out but your mind eventually returns to reality once you feel the Collie stop grinding on you.
A line of drool bridges between the both of you before the Collie licks his chops.
Was the bathroom always this warm?
He takes a look down at your painfully hard cock and smiles at his hard work.
It’s covered in a mixture of pre.
Still gasping for breath, you watch as the Collie turns himself around and plants his ass on your lap, hotdogging your slickened dick.
He takes his time teasing you as you pathetically thrust up against his cheeks.
Your hands find themselves groping his ass and waist, grabbing clumps of his fur in an effort to pull him down.
Sensing your growing frustration, the Collie finally takes pity and slowly lowers himself onto your cock.
Gradually, the Collie sinks down to the hilt and the feeling is heavenly.
Every muscle in your body tenses in an effort to not cum right inside the tight, warm hole of the Collie, and It takes some serious restraint not to start ramming your cock into it too.
Every person needs some time to accommodate your length, even if that person is blackmailing you…
The Collie starts off slowly, raising his hips off of you and leisurely putting you back into his hot velvety tail hole.
Moans escape from the both of you whenever he hilts you.
You’re caught in a lust drunken stupor, and suddenly it’s just you and the Collie.
The Collie picks himself up off the bathroom floor and crouches himself on the toilet seat, resting his feet just beside your legs.
The next thing you know he’s dropping himself on your cock.
You’re stuck tightening your jaw as he uses you as his own personal dildo.
You take a second to glance at the Collie and find him logging his tongue out, still completely lost in pleasure.
A few minutes go by as he abuses your dick before you start to become too overwhelmed with pleasure.
The Collie doesn’t have infinite stamina and after one defeated slam he rests his back against you, turning his head to the side to lick at your face like the dog he is.
It was time for you to take the reins.
You wrap your arms around his waist and start grinding your dick into him.
You must have been grinding directly into his prostate because the Collie kept barking and whining each time your hips moved.
White hot pleasure started to build up within you and the collie, and soon it wouldn’t be long before the both of you burst.
The Collie came first, flinging his spunk across the bathroom floor and on his chest.
His insides continued to squeeze in an effort to milk you, and with one final thrust you burst too.
The two of you lay there on the toilet as your cock throbs inside of him too exhausted to do anything other than breathe.
”Haaah… Good…Boy…”
Minutes pass before the PNC hits.
What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Did you really just do this!?!
What’s gonna happen to your job?!?
What’s gonna happen to you!?!
Thoughts race through your mind a mile a minute as you dress back up, until you're caught off guard when a certain Collie taps you on the shoulder.
”So… Wanna grab a drink with me after work?”
Red hot anger courses through your veins when you face the canine.
This fucker thinks everythings all “handy dandy” after everything he did to you!?!
Fuck this dog!
Hell n-
Then something happens to you.
The suited Collie gives you a look, a subtle gaze, a piercing glare, and suddenly all your thoughts of anger disappear and you're driven by an overwhelming sensation to agree.
...Yeah…S-sure…
”Great, I’ll see you down the block after work.”
And with that the Collie returns with a smile, gives you a peck on the cheek and leaves you alone in the bathroom.
You're dumbfounded.
You head to the sink to wash your face and reflect on what just happened before you feel your phone vibrate.
Pictures of the Collie fellating you and riding you fill your screen.
”Made sure not to get your face in.”
”Be a good boy and post those to your onlyfans ;).”
”Also, we’re going to be doing this alot more often~”
... Work just got a lot more interesting.