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Gacha

"Alrighty let's make this quick, I've got a gal fallin' hard for me out back and I don't like to keep a lady waiting. Tell me whatcha got for me."

"...You will go when you are dismissed, Orizuru."

"Ah lighten up. It's already too dreary a day for you to be ruining my mood too. Give a guy a break, would ya?"

"...you have read the files we sent you, correct?"

"Sure, sure, hold your horses. Lemme see here... quite a few of em this time 'round."

"...will that be an issue? Consider this an opportunity for... advancement, if results are satisfactory."

"Yeah yeah no need to call the others. Quite the colorful roster here, huh? Makes you wonder if they all got together 'cause of it, a lil' band of misfit-"

"Are you planning to waste my time?"

"Jeez Louise, alright! I'm reading, I'm reading! Who's up first... is this in order of most important to least or something? Or is it the other way around?"

"..."

"...alright I'll just continue. Sheesh. Guess I'll cancel that date..."

HERACLES

"Doctor Herodotus... secret experiments... calls himself Heracles... yadda yadda... so what do you want me to do, capture him and drag him back? Because I don't see how you plan to take him in chains. I mean the guy grew three sizes and can throw a ship onto shore."

"The Doctor's mental condition has deteriorated to an unusable state. He is no longer an asset to us. However, attempts to replicate his project have proven unfruitful. By retrieving his body for further study, the program may be salvaged and his results reproduced, and perfected."

"So you want me to ice him and put em on ice. Got it. No issues with an island or two going ghost, because as capable as I am, I don't think I can stop him from turning a town into a empty crater."

"Casualties are of no importance. This Heracles has no ties to the World Government, and should be treated the same as any other threat."

"Gotcha. Might be a little tricky to handle, but what am I if not a bag of ol' tricks. You know what they say, the bigger they are, the harder they fall!"

"Your failure to dispatch of the Doctor will be excused, the first time. Do not treat his fragile mental state lightly. Even as a shred of the man he was, he still poses a tremendous threat to us with the knowledge he holds, to say nothing of the least about his newfound physical might.

"Hey now, don't count me out just yet! I'll have to put my 'marbles on the ground' plan on hold to think of something better, but I'll get there."

"Do as you will, as long as the job is carried out. Do not concern yourself with taking him down first. The Doctor won't have many options on his own. His corpse will find its way to us, one way or the other."

C-EAGLE

"You know, never really liked that chick. Always was pretty full of herself with that farseeing schtick. Spent so much time flauntin' her sight but didn't ever look up to try and climb the ladder. That's why I'm up here and she's back there in those ol' dregs."

"...C-Eagle is a bio-engineered clone, created from the genetic template of a Skypiean and the agent you know."

"Oh... well don't tell the miss that I said that about her. Not very gentlemen like to start workplace drama... not that I really work with her or anything but still it's just-"

"Enough. This advanced Pacifista was meant to usher in a new era, but it seem we failed to control the Lineage Factor properly, alongside other outside influences..."

"So you want me to reign in another one of your runaway creations? All you had to say, I've got an entire resume for that."

"It was engineered to enhance the Three-Eyed's visual strengths by splicing them together with the perceptive power of the elusive Skypieans. Simply walking up unnoticed will not be an option. Especially with the power of the Giro-Giro no Mi under its control."

"Baby, are you forgettin' who I am? I can already see the future here, and lemme tell you, she'll go down without a hitch. Or I ain't the second- or wait, was I third? Might've dropped to fourth actually, to tell you the truth I've kind of been slackin' a lil' on-"

"Stop talking. You were chosen for this task for your rivaling level in Observation. It will see you coming, and it will flee, for you possess the authority to reclaim Pacifista units under our command. You needn't get into a fight as long as it is within range to hear your voice command."

"Well, that's good. Mind you, I don't have reservations about fighting a woman, but a fighting the twin of a work acquaintance would be a bit of a hardball. Would make things awkard, you know?"

"Retrieve the Pacifista unit. It is a top priority. It seems it has defected to a group of pirates who have started to make some activity as of recent. If you succeed in reactivating its original command hierarchy, it will help you dispose of them swiftly.

"What did I say about needing help? Don't you worry about me, I'll get your toy soldier back to you in no time. Now, hit me with the next one."

LEHR

"...I'm starting to see a trend of secret scientists faking their deaths and going head-first into piracy. Ever think of upping their pension plan?"

"Have you ever considered holding your tongue before it gets removed? We need only your killer expertise, after all."

"Ah, so you do know how to crack a joke!"

"..."

"Ah... your critique is noted... back to the target, you seem to have a special interest in keeping this one alive and intact. Why's that? Can't we just extract whatever it is outta him like with the big man?"

"Unlike Doctor Herodotus, Cyrophorus' was involved in creating Artificial Devil Fruits rather than recreating ancient figures. We would have little to gain by peeling the layers back to see how it transformed him. Getting our research back from him is far more important, and his brain and hands can work just fine with Seastone chains keeping him in place."

"Quite the bleak picture you're painting, but I see the vision. I'll put him back into a bottle where he belongs, don't you worry."

"Make no mistake, he may not be the fighter the rest may be, but he still knows the ins and outs of how we work. Unlike Heracles, he hasn't sacrificed his slyness for power. He knows exactly how strong he is, which is why he's been hiding himself, waiting for someone like you to come after him."

"Well he hasn't seen anyone like me before, I'll tell you that. Who's last on the list?"

RAY VARNT

"They surround this man, like fruit flies swarming around the discarded mass of rot left on the streets. You must dispose of his meddling influence in whatever way you can, as even death will not cease his involvement with your other targets."

"How exactly do I kill a man who can't die? I can think of a few things to slow him down but even chuckin' him in the ocean will only last as long as someone doesn't fish him out."

"Let us worry about that. If he cannot stay dead, then we can find use for him alive. Bring him to us."

"Not very often that I've been requested for a direct delivery. Sheesh, feel sorry for this guy. Kind of makes me wish he could die."

"You should have adequate knowledge of your targets. Let no one stand in your way and prevent our command."

"You got it, boss. I'll send you a ring when I got something to call home about, alright?"

"We will communicate through an encrypted line and await the good news."

"No problem, no problem... eh? Were we supposed to be using an encrypted line right now?"

"..."

"Your silence is very loud, you know that? Don't sweat, I'm out in the middle of nowhere. There's only about maybe, less than a dozen or so people here, tops."

"Eliminate everyone in the area, then move on to your assignment."

"Relax, you know I'm already on it. Shame about that date, but when duty calls..."

"Good. And one more thing."

"Anything you want, you got."

"Do not fail us."

"It's a given, isn't it? I'll catch you on the flipside."

Gacha