❝ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀to whom it may concern
jaime hello my fellow loser! whilst we haven't know each other long i have been enjoying every moment that i have so far spent conversing with you. we've clicked so fast and so much, which is utterly amazing! you make me feel understood, especially with us occasionally dabbling in the same vice.. shhhh. you've made me smile and snicker quite a bit, and flatter me a bit too much if i do say so myself! i can't wait to experience more with you, such as us playing horror games together — it is something i am quite looking forward too, if i do say so myself. i'm also looking forward to see what the future holds for our friendships! we are THE duo, yes WE. since we're losers that both makes us winners, as you said yourself. you're my favourite prowler, keep being you cause you are awesome! jaime you make me laugh like no other, holy shit man, you are the funniest person i think i've ever met like ever. when i showed you my fuckass christmas cookies, oh my god i was crying you are so hilarious. you light up my day and make me smile, one of my bestest friends yet and i always look forward to talking to you when we aren't. we've spent so many hours just talking about nonse and we have so much in common, it makes me feel welcomed and understood. i am glad to have you as someone in my corner seriously, i could go on and on about how awesome you are yet i can't find the words. COOLEST AND FUNNIEST FRIEND AWARD GOES TO YOU MAN, you make my cheeks hurt from smiling and my stomach hurt from laughing. genuinely, keep being you cause you are so fucking amazing, i'm fond of you dude. so happy to have you around. you're the dean to my sam, i'll always be here for you and can't wait to laugh with you more. i cherish every moment spent with you and it's always one of my best, i am estatic to be going into the new year with you. i have nothing but positive thoughts about you, i am the happiest around and i find myself waiting around for you each time you go. you know what, i think im a bit attached to you but its okay..
sophie you are my best friend and our bond trancends anything, but i also feel as if we lose the ability to be intelligent as soon as we meet eyes. we are everything and nothing simultaniously, im convinced you're an angel that walks among mortals. we are quite literally sown together by the hip and i soak in every moment spent by your side. i thoroughly enjoy all the little tasks you ask me to do, helping you is a top priority of mine. you've taught me to laugh freely and how to be a good friend, i am so grateful to have you in my life and to be the person in your corner. you are salvation and redemption wrapped in one, i made a promise to always be here for you and protect you from those who dare try to dirty your kindness and purity—you're a gift to the world and i'm glad i frequently get to reside in your presence, to be able to hold you close in my arms. you're a freaky little lady whom i've sworn to give my widsom teeth to, so you can have one as a necklace but i love you loose screws and all.
to all my friends whom i did not mention don't forget i still care and love youse all.