tHEY ADDED WAYWARD VAGABOND AS A SKIN IN THE ROBLOX GAME FORSAKEN, nOW WHEN I TALK ABOUT MY LOVE FOR THE MAYOR THEY WILL THINK IM TALKING ABOUT DIDDYSAKEN,
uM, sOLLUX, i DONT THINK i WANT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED, uM, dIDDYSAKEN WITH YOU,

come on tav don't be a 2quare all of the cool kiid2 are playiing diidy2aken. dave's weiird mayor friiend ii2 even iin the g

SOLLUX DONT CALL HIM WEIRD HE IS THE MAYOR. YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR DAVE SO HELP ME GOG I WILL BLOW UP YOUR *FUCKING* COMPUTER.
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fUCK THESE FUCKING, dIDDY AHH BLUDS PLAYING, rOBLOX, dIDDYSAKEN,

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mERRY CHRISTMAS KARKAT,
FUCK YOU.
wHAT DID I DO,
YOU *KNOW* I PLAY FORSAKEN.
dIDDYSAKEN,
THIS IS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE GAME?
dIDDY PLAYS IT,
YOU KNOW OUR BELOVED MAYOR IS IN THE GAME?
wHO,
FUCK YOU TAVROS IM SERIOUS.
I HOPE YOU GET COAL FOR CHRISTMAS.
wELL, uH, yOU CAN HOPE ALL YOU WANT,
bUT SANTA ALREADY MADE HIS LIST,
aND HE TOLD ME THAT, uM, yOU'RE ACTUALLY ON HIS NAUGHTY LIST,
sO, hEH, tAKE THAT, i GUESS,
I KNOW YOU DONT TALK TO SANTA BECAUSE IF YOU DID I ASSUME YOU WOULD BE ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS.
I MEAN FUCK TAVROS IF HES TELLING YOU WHO IS ON WHAT LIST
*SURELY* YOUD BE CLOSE ENOUGH TO CALL HIM KRIS OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS. KRINGLEFUCKER.