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Dear My Darling Alastor,

1st Entry 24/08: I love you so much. I am so delighted to be your wife, and I hope that I can continue to be by your side for many centuries to come. There is no doubt in my mind that we were made for each other, and I pray that you understand how much I treasure our relationship. I adore everything about you; including all of your.. unique quirks. Just as you would kill for me, I would gladly do the same. You are perfect in every way possible and I thank Heaven every day for this wonderful opportunity to know you. I'm so deeply, terribly and dangerously infatuated with you. I'd die with you and for you a million times over.

2nd Entry 23/09: Hello, my sweet deer. The light of my life. You are so pretty, you're always so dainty. Even when you're homicidal, you are magnificent. You look so gorgeous in your new outfits! My only darling boy, know that I will always be dedicated to you. Nothing could ever seperate us. Hell is eternal and we are infinite. I will never let anything come between us.

3rd Entry 01/10: Oh my goodness. The trailer. The song. It's so peak I cannot put into words how hyped I am. Radiostatic? New Alastor outfit? His shirt is open? He calls Vox "sweetheart" in the Spanish dub? And "darling" in the Italian? I love him so bad. I am actually freaking out sorry friends on discord haha.. Woke up and the very first thing I see is "Hazbin Hotel season 2 trailer"! I'm so very normal about this. He said "singing and crying is OUR thing". Our? Will you be crying? I hope so. I hope he breaks down and absolutely loses it. I need him carnally. Vox can you do me a favour and beat his ass, I want to see him whimpering and in pain. Thanks. Awesome.

4th Entry 03/10: I just purchased an itabag! I already have a couple Alastor pins, but I will definitely be buying more. I'll be taking it everywhere and showing off my love for him. I also need to buy a small plushie of him to put in the bag.. Finding Alastor plushies that aren't really ugly or super expensive, is quite difficult. Especially considering I live in Australia. Anyway, my sweet Al is so handsome and I need to look at him 24/7! I have never seen Hazbin merch in the wild, I need to buy all of it online, which is quite annoying. It's all in America. I might include photos of my itabag when it's decorated properly! :)

5th Entry 08/10: I just bought an Alastor plushie! I'm also buying him several sets of clothes, so he can look like a pretty princess. I mean that literally. I'm buying him dresses. I will be taking him with me everywhere. Especially when I go travelling! He can see the world with me. :3 I'll take photos of him throughout my travels, might upload them on insta or twitter.. Not sure! I love him so much. Many kisses for you, my love!

Sincerely Yours, Fawn

Facts

  • Alastor can play the piano, violin, trumpet & saxophone.
  • He was a serial killer while he was alive, and he had a strict "moral code" he followed.
  • He lived in Louisiana, America.
  • He is a momma's boy!
  • Absolutely does not like dogs.
  • He's a deer because of the way he died. He was mistaken for one while burying a body in the woods.
  • Canonically asexual & on the aromantic spectrum.
  • Prefers the company of women, viewing them as more intelligent.

Tropes wip

Act of True Love, After-Action Patch Up, Angel Devil Shipping, They Really Do Love Each Other, Battle Couple, Beast And Beauty, Bite of Affection, Boy Meets Girl, Brooding Boy / Gentle Girl, Clingy Jealous Girl, Courtly Love, Love Makes You Crazy, Love Redeems, The Masochism Tango, Together In Death

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Pub: 27 Aug 2021 17:05 UTC

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