The Cunny Kingdom
Cunny is love, cunny is life. One day I hope for a cunny wife. As I arise in the morning and gaze upon my cunny wife yawning, with those eyes like dazzling gems and those gems, ten out of ten. I'll know that all is well in life, when I have myself a cunny wife. UOOOOOOHHH
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The following basic principles were decided for Cunny Kingdom, which we all know by heart, for they are the cornerstones:
Mankind cannot be happy until people are reborn through the fountains of youth and become like children, for only children can be happy.
Mankind, made up of childlike people, is not able to remain happy without the constant guidance of Cunnyseur Patrons.
Mankind cannot be happy without the extreme simplification of life, which is possible without deprivation only inside the border.
Mankind cannot be happy without Slaves who would free it from labor, for labor has always been the source of all evil on earth. But Slaves should not be burdened by their work and should not be aware of their position.
Mankind cannot remain happy by multiplying indefinitely and without artificial selection.
Mankind can remain eternally happy only when it renounces progress and forever keeps its status-quo unchanged.
And we firmly believe that this time these commandments will be eternal and will forever follow humanity into the immeasurable distance of centuries. Here they are, these ten commandments given to the new humanity:
Commandment I. Be simple and naive, like children.
Commandment II. Live on earth with earthly joys.
Commandment III. Do not complicate life, lest it be a burden to you, and do not live outside the border, for only here will it be simple and easy.
Commandment IV. Love and obey your Patrons, and you, Patrons, take care of Mankind like your own children.
Commandment V. Do not work to get your own food, have Slaves work, but let them not realize their position, so as not to be tormented.
Commandment VI. Do not worship progress: it contains a poison that will destroy you.
Commandment VII. Do not breed beyond the purposes of artificial selection.
Commandment VIII. Do not resist evil: let it die its own death.
Commandment IX. May you have happiness in beauty and beauty in happiness.
Commandment X. Let people die for the glory of Cunny, lest they be afraid of death.
