The Fujoshi Gallade♂ Is Trying to Make Me Her Yaoi BF !

The Fujoshi Gallade♂ Is Trying to Make Me Her Yaoi BF !
1. Issue
2. Summary
3. Tags
4. History
5. Notes
Story

Issue

First Edition (7/14/24)

Summary

After making friends with the brash Gallade in the guild, he tries bend Anon to the wills of the weeb fantasies in his (female) previous life

History

First Edition (7/14/24)

Notes

Inspired by: >>>/trash/67378446
Written for: >>>/trash/pmdt/ #3

Story

>be male mon
>in the guild for a while
>back from successful mission
>fellow gallade teammate is boasting about how he took out a gabite
>with my help of course
>a detail he's vainly neglecting in his grand tale
>not that i really mind
>just smile and nod along

>main hall slowly empties out
>just gallade and i are left
>he'a still animated and chatty
>but even he's noticing the lack of company
>"hey anon"
>"if it's just us, let's go back to my place"
>gallade's always asking the guild to keep the party going through the evening
lol, sure

>walking back his tone changes a little
>stutters a little while speaking
>is grinning and laughing more than usual
>settle down, beavis
>think about the gossip from gallade's other guests as he rattles on
here we are !

>go inside his cozy abode
>eat some nice snacks for a bit
>chillin' and vibin'
>yet he just can't sit still
>like an excited adolescent predator trying to stay concealed as their prey naively approaches
>until right then as if reacting my inner thoughts
>he jumps to his feet abruptly

>"do you want to try something cool anon ?"
>he blurts this offer out rapidly then sort of freezes
uh, sure, whatever
>a flash of relief rebalances him, somewhat
>"a-alright! come here ... !"
>get up
>stand about six feet away from him

>"look into my eyes"
>uh huh, looking
>"do you trust me ?"
>his voice is low and smooth now
heh, yeah sure
>"do you feel relaxed ?"
i feel relaxed
>"do you feel sleepy ?"
>it's so late now
i feel sleepy
>"will you follow my orders ?"
i'll follow your orders

>"bow to me"
>i bend forward
>"hold there and return your gaze"
>i tilt my head up
>he's grinning widely
>almost psychotically
>for his next instruction he raises his left hand in front of his face

>"follow my fingers, and don't look away"
>they touch and slides along his cheek ...
>gently down his neck ...
>stroking along his chest ...
>down further running across his belly ...
>below his thigh ring ... thing
>until they stop ...
> ... at his real ... thing

>i can see the tip
>it's ... dribbling
>he caresses it just slightly
>"now anon ... "
>hear him take a sharp, deep breath
>there's another moment of tense pause as he summons his true intent
>" ... touch it ... !"

*snort*
>look straight up his face
>there's a stupid confused expression across it
>it causes my eyes and lips to scrunch up in the worst pokemon pokerface in all history
>his realization turns to horror
>and at that point it's too much
>i fall down to the floor and begin laughing uncontrollably

HAHAHAHAHAHA !
oh man, they told me about your little hypnotism trick, but i never thought you'd try it on me !
>while rolling around on the floor i hear a heavy thud as he plants himself back down on his seat
>peering back from my low vantage point i see him with his head in his hands while shaking it side to side
>legs crossed and elbows on his knees trying to conceal his retreating erection
>this too is very funny to me

>but the laughs settle down enough for me to stand and slap a paw on his shoulder
not the most charming move, but i am flattered
if it makes you feel any better i won't tell anyone what happened tonight
though you should probably know that stories of your previous ... oh arceus ... "attempts" have already spread among the others
>the poor traumatized gallade falls to his side and curls up in a ball
hey, and don't worry about your mind control not working
i know one of the guys here honestly likes you enough that he'd play along completely under his own free will !
>gallade pulls his hands from his face and stares with regret across the floor
>mumbling something i couldn't hear

look don't beat yourself up about it
you should maybe beat off instead of it !
>fucking hell
>i just can't help myself
>that baits a sigh from him
>but he also lets out a smile

ahh
seriously though we're still friends, alight ?
>reach my paw forward for him to shake
>he obliges in kind with his right hand
>the one he didn't use to play with himself
you'll feel better after a rest and a new expedition in the morning
we can even set you up with a nice dungeon mon if you need lol
>"th- thanks"
>" ... i think"

>it's probably best i leave now
well this has been an eventful day
see you at the hall in the morning
>"cool, yeah, see you"
>gallade crawls over to his bed of hay in the corner
oh
and one more piece of advice
for your own sake ...
HAVE SEX !!