long lovemail of someone who would never see it (cm punk). warning: long
fuck um ok. bro how do i start this. growing up my brother was a hardcore wwe fan like fucking every game on xbox360 type shit, we still own the copies to this day and i have them under my bed. and i think in 2k12 when that came out our brother (mind you bouncing baby 6 year old) was like "hey boy wanna play im bored" cause we didn't have wifi and my ass saw cm punk and my eyes turned so autistic. like holy shit whos this guy? i love him he looks funny! and then my brother would go "um thats cm punk hes annoying as shit tho! jeff hardy better" and then my escapade of cm punk on dvd started. we didn't have cable or allowed to watch it either so when each dvd like money in the bank ect ect came out with him in it i'd scramble to the xbox 360 and watch his matches.
at my small ass age i had no clue what the HELL he stood for but i took his word, he basically helped me grow up in an odd way? like my mother wasnt around so wasnt my dad so this random middle aged man on a wrestling thing was my way of learning "hey man maybe i shouldnt do this" (kinda went wrong cause i did smoke for a while growing up but thats done for). alot of our childhood is a blur due to trauma (downside of being medically recognised with did) and most of our memories are of JUST watching him or playing the wwe games.
he's been our favorite since 2012 and has never stopped being our favorite, he's such a sweet guy and i just hope everything goes well for him forever and ever!!!!! i love him so much words can't describe the respect and love i have for him. i haven't went in person to see him nor will i ever can probably due to growing up poor and still live in a somewhat poor state but i'd love to see him and actually just talk or just hug or whatever. he means so much to me as a wrestler and his values on life are perfect!!!!!! ironic coming from someone who is collectively sourced seth rollins writing this but it idgaf
cm punk the weirdo freak you are, best in the world i want to eat you whole and gnaw on your bones in a really nice way!!!!!! if youve bothered to read all of this, discord is punkintyre. and my main is here (funny guys get it i got the cmpunk url!!!!! im so happy) I also own the url punkintyre and drewmcintyre, and way more so hmu