/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General

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>Ukraine estimate the country's GDP is down anywhere between 30-50%
>Russia Announces Goals of Phase 2: Establish full control over Donbass and southern Ukraine, & provide a corridor to the Crimea (https://t.me/intelslava/26355)
>Assault units of the militia and the army of the Russian Federation are leaving Mariupol and moving to the Avdeevsky sector
>Turkish Academy of Ground Forces emblem found in one of the Azov corpses in Mariupol
>By posting in these threads, you recognize Israel controls the NATO Council and you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition
>A referendum may be held in the Kharkov region after stabilizing the situation - head of the provisional civil administration
>The cleaning and reconstruction of Mariupol has officially begun
>Putin orders to block Azovstal factory, "Russian forces won't descend into the catacombs, it is necessary to block the Azovstal so that not even a single fly can get out"
>DPR announced more gains: Ravnopol, Novoselka, Makarovka and Storozhevoe
>Azov pleads to be "extracted" to another country: https://files.catbox.moe/49tgi2.MP4
>Kremennaya came under the control of the LPR - the official representative of the People's Militia
>120 civilians were rescued from Azovstal
>Residents of Rozovka, Zaporozhye region, voted at a people's meeting for joining the DPR
>Multiple cruise missile strikes on Lvov - hitting foreign weapons shipments according to Russian MoD
>Ukrainian sources claim that the RF Armed Forces have occupied several villages in the Gulyai-Polye area
>Berdyansk: the coat of arms of Ukraine is removed from the city executive committee



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Archived News

>Russian MoD: over 3,500 Ukrainian vehicles destroyed in the last 30 days - 5,904 in total until April 8
>Russian central bank cuts interest rate as financial stability risk contained
>Russia is estimated to have launched 1300 missiles at Ukraine
>Russian marines save 100 people held hostage by Azov in Mariupol hospital
>Ukraine begins the 3rd wave of conscription. All reservists who were not conscripted in the preceding two waves will be mobilized
>Russia has captured Snigurevka (near Nikolaev), Dolgenkoye (south of Izyum), Rozovka and Pologi (Zaporozhie)
>Just LMAO: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/us-using-declassified-intel-fight-info-war-russia-even-intel-isnt-rock-rcna23014
>Accepted to pay in rubles so far: Moldova, Latvia, Hungary, Slovenia
>RWA reports that all Ukrainian fortifications in Luhansk oblast have been overrun https://twitter.com/RWApodcast/status/1511666028459302920
>2 more helicopters shot down while attempting to evacuate Mariupol
>264 of Ukrainian 501st marines surrended in Mariupol https://files.catbox.moe/55w3la.mp4
>Ukrainian MP Ilya Kiva said that the tragedy in Bucha was prepared by the SBU, and planned by the British intelligence MI6 https://t.me/intelslava/24353
>Fighting at the entrance of New York, Troitske, Novoselka, Novobakhmitivka captured. Kamyanka, south of Izyum captured.
>French foreign legion belongings found in Azov equipment near Mariupol airport https://files.catbox.moe/fyrcuh.mp4
>Russian troops are preparing for an attack on Slavyansk and Severodonetsk - AFU
>Captured fighter of Aidar says Ukraine planned to invade DPR on March 8
>Donbass front: DPR seized another fortified area and liberated Novobakhmutovka
>Russia calls for a UN meeting to discuss Bucha but the United Kingdom blocks it
>Orban named Zelensky as someone he defeated after winning elections, can block them from EU and NATO
>German retail association announces pricehikes of 20-50% for Monday
>Sudden svinorez in a livestream: https://t.me/intelslava/24262
>From 2ch: https://files.catbox.moe/u2cq3k.txt
>Captured Ukrainian soldiers sweep roads, peel potatoes, take out the garbage
>The Russian army launched several missile attacks on Nikolayev - Mayor
>The Russian army destroyed oil depots, oil refineries and fuel storage facilities in the Odessa region
>170 Ukrainian soldiers laid down their arms in the Lugansk People's Republic
>Russia vaporizes Ukrainian oil refineries in response to Belgorod attack
>The administration of Kherson, including the police, has been replaced, Russian separatists appointed
>Russia moves troops from north Ukraine to Donbass
>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested by SBU during bareback tranny fuckfest (/ugh/ confirmed bottoms)
>Ukraine finally admits they lost Izyum
>Zelenskyy sacks 2 generals
>Fuel depot in Belgorod hit by AFU Choppers
>Ukraine will not be accepted to EU until the war ends - French Ministry of foreign affairs
>One of the biggest battles in modern military history could take place in the Donbass
>The head of the DPR ordered the creation of the administration of Mariupol
>Orthodox Church denounces attempts to ban their activities in Ukraine
>U.S. citizens in Russia and Ukraine must leave these countries immediately - State Department
>Russian military uses drones to strike Azov hideout in Azovstal metallurgical plant in Mariupol
>Scholz: "It's not in the contract. You can't do this" - Putin: "I'm fluent in German, but maybe you didn't understand me"
>France and Germany refuse to switch to paying for gas in rubles
>Russian president Vladimir Putin has signed a decree that demands unfriendly countries must pay for Russian gas in rubles
>Ukrainian Ground Forces caught on camera using red cross vehicle to transport their soldiers
>At least 3 helicopters shot down trying to rescue Azov commanders from Mariupol, captured stingers were used
>Donbass front: Russia captures Zolotaya Niva, crosses Kashlagach River
>Arestovich: "Russia destroyed our military industry"
>Donbass front: Russia breaks through fortified defences, crosses Shaitanka River
>South Ossetia will take legal steps to join Russia
>Russia considers selling oil, grain, metals, fertiliser, coal and timber in roubles - Deadline delayed, rumors Germany has accepted to negotiate
>Rouble traded higher than before the invasion for the first time
>Azov: "Russians are acting like Nazis"
>Satellite imagery shows Russia amassing more troops than before the invasion at the border
>Shelling in Kiev, strikes on Chernigov - Medinsky warned: no ceasefire was called
>Ukraine whines Russia is using peace talks to replenish, rotate troops, satellite imagery shows no withdrawing
>Peace talks concluded in Turkey, formal Ukrainian offer relayed - Medinsky clarified: offer won't be accepted
>General Mordvichev confirmed alive, 2nd Russian general to debunk his death
>USA abandons large scale objectives (troops in Ukraine, regime change) and claims "main goal" of Biden is expressing moral outrage
>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes fake Russian order to cast doubts on torture videos, uses signature from Google Images
>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: https://files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4
>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days
>Russian troops advance towards New York
>Ukrainian war crimes: https://files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
>Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days
>Referendum to join Russia will be held in LPR, almost fully liberated
>Ukrainian Congress endorses Muslim invasion of Christian regions by Azerbaijan
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russian MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>^ Estimates Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Russia: the opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: https://archive.today/PFKQh - https://files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program https://t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>UKR Mariupol chat just posted manual on action in case of chemical attack by chlorine and ammonia https://t.me/mariupolnow/3985
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>Putin speech: https://files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4
>Putin calls out oligarchy, traitors and 5th column (https://files.catbox.moe/n5ldfq.mp4)
>Ukrainian forces reportedly retreating to Slavyansk-Kramatorsk
>Russian army shelling reported in Kiev, Mariupol, Sumy, Chernihov, Kharkov
>Russian missile strike targeted TV tower in Vinnitsa, broadcast stopped
>Russian warships shelled the sea coast in the area of Lebedevka, Sanzheyka, Zatoka and Belenky
>Azov HQ / Mariupol Drama Theater destroyed, 1000+ allegedly there
>US sending $800 million in Ukraine security aid, including armed UAS drones.
>Mariupol forces beg Kiev for reinforcements
>Russia captures Kakhovka hydroelectric power station
>Kiev Automation Plant industrial complex hit by several cruise missiles
>Russia shells Odessa, Kharkov, Chernihov, Nikopol. Fighting continues in Mariupol and Kiev
>Zelensky dismisses commander of Joint Forces Operation, appoints Gen. Moskaliov
>Kherson Oblast fully occupied by Russia
>Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton sanctioned by Russia
>Ukrainian Tochka missile lands in Donetsk City 20 reported dead, many injured
>Yavorovsky had 1,000 foreigners, foreign instructors and weapons
>Russian MoD: Yavorovsky military base hit with 30 cruise missiles
>Up to 180 foreign mercenaries were KIA
>American carrying expired NYT press credentials killed
>Russian Airborne Forces (VDV) entered Irpin, Kiev oblast
>Ramzan Kadyrov in Ukraine
>Russian flags raised in the village of Krymskoye
>Three explosions in Kramatorsk
>Russian Aerospace Forces bombed Yavorovsky training ground in Lvov region
>Russians allegedly set up a logistics base in Chernobyl
>Powerful explosions heard in the area of Bucha, Irpin, Gostomel and Vorzel in the Kiev direction.
>Kiev will only be conquered if Russia razes it to the ground - Zelensky
>Berdyansk, Kherson, Irpin, and Energodar have fallen - Mariupol, Chernihov, Kharkov surrounded or besieged
>Airfield in Lutsk heavily bombarded
>Pentagon says serious advance of Russian troops toward Kiev over last 24 hours
>Chinese drone producer DJI Global uses proprietary software to reduce Ukrainian drone capabilities
>Mayor of Ukrainian city Melitopol captured by Russian forces
>Ukrainian drone crashed in Zagreb
>Russia trying to evacuate Izium, DPR took Volnovakha
>Psaki spergs out over biolabs, writes seething novella on Twitter, schitzoposters vindicated
>Zelensky signs law allowing all civilians to carry weapons of war & use them against Russian soldiers
>US gas prices hit $4.25/gal and climbing, an all time high
>Ukrop 93rd mechanized attacks east of Dnipropetrovsk, losing 250 soldiers and 18 combat vehicles
>Biden's oil requests snubbed by Saudis, UAE, OPEC
>US demanding “part or whole” of Venezuela oil production to ease sanctions on Maduro
>China demands the US release more details regarding the 26 US-backed bio labs in Ukraine ASAP
>/chug/ shouted out by Bellum Acta & Intel Slava - Russian rep drops /chug/ copypasta's in the UNSC
>Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents
>Ceasefires violated again after foreign students were evacuated
>Russia will ceasefire / attempt to evacuate civilians AGAIN tomorrow
>Irpin and Kiev mass exodus happening
>Irpin street fighting, Russia 22km from Kiev center
>Russia: Evacuation from Mariupol, Melitopol, Byrdansk prevented.
>European natural gas hits 2500, then 3800 euro/1000m3, a 6x increase in one month
>3rd round of negotiations ongoing
>Russia declares ceasefire in Kharkov, Melitopol, Sumy, and Kiev to allow for evacuation
>Reportedly explosions at the Kharkov research institute, which houses an experimental nuclear reactor
>Russia encourages Russian websites to migrate to Russian hosts in leaked documents
>Russian MoD dropped new info confirming the presence of US-backed biolabs in Ukraine
>Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Station in the city of Energodar has been seized by Russian forces. Energodar itself encircled
>Ukrainian sources say Ukraine's security service has shot & killed Denis Kireev, a member of the Ukrainian negotiating team
>Fighting in the streets of the city of Sumy
>2nd round of negotiations over. Both sides agreed on humanitarian corridors for civilian evacuations
>Ukraine blowing bridges along the Dnieper in retreat
>NATO rejects no-fly zone in Ukraine
>EU rejects supplying jets to Ukraine
>Russia bombs propaganda facilities, and a TV tower.
>Russian strike on Kharkov administrative building
>Negotiations ended without peace
>Belarus preparing to send soldiers into Ukraine
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>40 mile long convoy heading towards Kiev
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (https://files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>Mayor of Kiev says city is surrounded, later says he "mispoke"
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks spotted roughly 70km from it
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control
>Russia has banned all western social media
>Kiev's mayor says that the city is surrounded with Russian forces at all exit points.
>Macron: World 'must be prepared' for 'long' war in Ukraine
>Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report
>There are reports a convoy of armoured vehicles are headed towards Kiev and air raid sirens were heard there not long ago
>Russian troops already in Kiev's outskirts (~10km), entire city expected to become a warzone within days
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian control
>After approximately 3 hours, the fighting in Kiev stopped as the sun began to rise
>Zelensky is personally in charge of the defense of Kiev, he is reportedly in the capital and is not going to leave
>Russian forces have entered Kiev, major fighting ensues
>Gunfire and explosions being heard in Kiev
>Kiev Maidan Square livestream got cut off after sound of bombs and gunfire
>Russian forces apparently approaching Kiev power plant
>Ukraine claims to have repelled Russian forces from border cities of Sumy and Kharkov after heavy fighting all day
>Russian forces entered on the south from Crimea without much resistance, capturing several towns and cities
>Situation on the eastern front unclear
>Radiation in Chernobyl climbing after fighting there on the 24th, Russian forces in control of Chernobyl
>General mobilization & mandatory enlistment decreed in Ukraine
>Ukraine's interior ministry says men between the ages of 18 and 60 are banned from leaving the country
>Invasion has begun
>Putin announced a "special military operation" including "denazification" and "demilitarization" of Ukraine, calls on all Ukrainian servicemen to lay down their arms to be able to return to families https://youtu.be/1qS6J-WbTD8
>Russian tanks are crossing the Dnepr near Kherson
>Some images of Russian POW start circulating
>Ukraine confirms their forces defeated Russian airborne special forces at Antonov military airfield in Hostomel near Kiev
>Some of the Russian SF captured alive
>No one knows how much of Ukraine Russia now controls
>Ukraine says Russian sabotage groups are present in Kiev
>Russia is trying to land thousands of troops in Kiev
>Russia has reportedly taken control of Chernobyl
>Snake Island has been overrun
>Ground forces are moving in from Belarus, Crimea and Russia
>Massive explosions and fighting being reported, including in Kiev, Mariupol, Odessa, Kharkov, and others- too many to list right now
>Putin declares war on Ukraine
>Putin just recognised the entire Donbas as independent, including Ukraine-occupied territory https://youtu.be/APPjVlUA-gs
>Nord Stream 2 suspended

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Pub: 24 Feb 2022 21:13 UTC
Edit: 22 Apr 2022 23:19 UTC
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