Caterina Agosti

The Crow

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Caterina Agosti. 18-22 years old. She/They. Bisexual. Multiship. FC: Emily Carey. Interacts with any universe! More muse info below.

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She's my very silly Kick-Ass oc. I have art of her so if you'd like to see it, feel free to dm me!

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Osiris. 19. She/They/He. GMT. I'm a college student so sometimes I won't be that active! Please do not call me or my muse 'Angel' under any circumstances! Dms are open, I'm very very friendly!

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Mun and Muse will use capital letters and swear a lot of the time. Mun is 19, will interact with any age (+15/15 and above), but just keep it in mind. NSFW is okay in dms with people in my age range (18-20).

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FONTS. Ableist, racist, homophobic etc. Supports Isr@el. Just basic DNI criteria.

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TW - Abuse mention, gang mention, violence, death, injury, break up

Ciaaaoooo! My name is Caterina Capricia Agosti. My friends called me Cat, though. My name means purity! How cute is that? Lolololololol no okay lock IN Caterina this is your life story. My ma named me Caterina because she wanted me to be the polar opposite to her, which now that I'm here at the age of 24, I still don't get because she was soooooo fucking angry at me for being her polar opposite. Cesarina, my ma, means a lot of different things but she always preferred to explain it as Destroy. Her people call her D for short. When I was born, all her little gang friends really loved me. I was spoiiilled like crazy. It's insane how I'm not like?? A brat?? My ma loved me a lot, I know she did, and she only wanted for me to take after her and I will never forget what she did for me while I was growing up... my boyfriend says that what happened to me while I was growing up was wrong and illegal but aaahhh it was the norm for me. I don't think it traumatised me in the way that it does for most people, and that's okay! My ma was super upbeat my entire life, even around her friends, but when she was serious boy it was fucking scary. I didn't have many friends and really all I did was sit around and read comics. That was until- well no it fucking wasn't because even when I moved to the States nothing changed, I had no friends and I still sat around reading comics.

We moved to New York when I was 14 so I attended high school with a bunch of Americans. The only person I really hung out with was my 8 cats, Dionysus, Athena, Hermes, Hades, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Apollo and Charon, and my family friend Pudding! He gave me a tattoo when I was younger, it's a tattoo of Alpine! Bucky Barnes' cat!! He also gave me a bunch of piercings; snakebites, angelbites, medusa, bridge and eyebrow piercings! My ma wasn't super happy but eh all she did was lock me in my room for a few days and boom I was free with my sick new piercings. Now.. being a teenager that dresses alt in 2010 was not easy, especially one that people couldn't understand super duper super duper suuuuper well. I wassss bullied a little. But I didn't actually give two fucks because I'm pretty strong so I beat the shit out of them! After that, the popular fuckers left me alone and I was then bothered by some people who worked for my ma, they'd beg me oveerrrr and ooovveerrr again to get them a promotion... even when I'd beat them up! I was in trouble a lot but the principal liked me and gave me a few chances after meeting my ma. I always call him Principal Rosso because of how red he turned when my ma put him in his place. He hates it. He usually let me off, buuuuut... when I was 15 and in English, my teacher told me to 'speak English' and of course I went off. Why say that? Fucking weird, man.. anyway, I got sent to his office and he told me I'm on thin ice annnnddd so I pretended to feel guilty blah blah and he gave me an ultimatum. Suspension OR I can join the drama club and partner up with a guy named Dave Lizewski on a history project. GAAAYYYY.

Sorry. Obviously I agreed to the latter. I didn't ever really care about drama but when I started doing it I fucking loved it. I was always super into musical history, so old compositions and shit like that but I never considered doing something like drama. Dave was a fucking loser.. I knew him from classes and also this cool comic place I always went to, Atomic Comics. It's nice there. I also knew him because he got rejected by some popular girl called Katy.. katie? I don't fucking care she's a slut. He was nice thoughhhh.. and I liked that. I hated his one friend - Todd? He was into me and wouldn't leave me alone.. ever.. and I had no opinion on Marty, really, he seemed nice! I'd really only ever noticed them looking over at me a few times but I figured it was my resting bitch face. I'm actually really nice but I just glare at people... all the time? I can't help it!! Lolololol anyway- I forgot to mention, my parents are divorced annndd my dad and his new wife were kinda abusive? I saw my dad every other weekend and a lot of the time he would just ignore me? His wife forced me to speak with an American acceeennnttt and she hated my curly hair so she'd sit there trying to brush it out and well.. it hurt! A lot! And she kept doing it even though she knew it hurt. She'd insult meeee, my maaaa... even my dad sometimes. They didn't even let me visit Dave in hospital since it was their weekend to have me. I eventually got emancipated when I turned 16 but that's a bit further forward.

Sooo there was this masked guy called kick-ass who got super popular and he basically wassss a hero. Like a proper comic book hero just without powers or.. money. It kind of inspired me because like- I'd always wanted to be like Bucky Barnes, but its the real world so how can I? But if this random guy could.. then so could I. So I did it. I made my own costume out of an old halloween pirate outfit and bam! I became the crow. Considering my ma is a gang leader, I knew where majority of the people would be at all times so I got popular quick, too. I wasn't super involved in Kick-ass's whole.. thing? But I did meet him once when I almost got mugged.. he sort of just waved his sticks around.. but still! It was nice! We worked together a few times after he took down a huge ass gang - one that my ma rivalled. I hated the son of the gang leader, he was always fucking creepy. He used to visit Italy with his family and we'd have family dinners. The only person that ever saw my identity was hit girl, we got pretty close. Oh, and Dave's dad, James. He could tell there was something going on with me, and I came clean. He promised not to spill. After that life was super boring... Dave and I got reaally cloooseee and ended up dating! Hooray! Huzzah! I tolerated Todd, got suuuper close with Marty and everything was really good! A bunch of heroes were becoming popular, too, and this one particular guy who was ex mafia started a group... kinda like the avengers! But less cool! I joined up.. realised that none other than Marty was in that group as 'Battle guy'. I told him it was a shit fucking name. At this point, we were 18 and about to graduate. Eee! Exciting. Then kickass joined the group and unmasked himself.. great, it was my boyfriend, Dave. I then told him my real identity.

I wanna put it out there, Dave had no idea about my ma, too. Anyway, over the 2 years I got super duper close with Dave's dad, he always treated me super well. His dad found out about Dave's identity and spoke to me, I told him I had no idea. Blah blah, red mist turns fucking evil??? Insanity?? Starts killing loads of people and then they wanna kill Dave so they end up killing Dave's dad. It sucked. Dave was heartbroken. I felt the need to do a fucking line of coke before the funeral but Dave stopped me. The whole battle between the villains and the heroes was so dramatic. I had fun though. Up until Mindy had to run away, that sucked because she was a little legend. Besides that one time she was skipping school with Dave to train him and then it came across like he was dating a little girl + cheating on me. That wasn't great! Things didn't stay calm after that whole ordeal either.. ermm.. it was like- 2 weeks? Before we were graduating and I'd done my school performance and agreed to stay with Dave for the next week, using Mindy as my backup to my ma. I was at school and I'd been approached by Todd (ew) and we started arguing... I called him a disgusting pig, and thats all Dave heard and because he's a good friend he jumped to defend Todd. I don't blame him now but I was pissed the FUCK off by that so I screamed at him and stormed off to class. Theennn I got a call. For once in her life, my ma watched the news and saw Mindy was wanted and missing, making my little lie unravel. She screamed at me to get homeee so I went home.. I did make up with Dave before I got home though so that was nice.

When I got home my ma screamed some more and then handed me a gun. I have a rule. I only kill people who I know are bad. I won't kill innocent people. Yeah sure Batman says that all criminals can be redeemed with the right help but I disagree, they can't, and some of them deserve to die. So I have no problem killing bad people, despite Dave and Marty hating it. So when my ma handed me this gun and told me to kill the teenage girl kneeled before me, I had a fucking problem with it. My ma said if I did it, she'd know she could leave the gang in my hands. I had never wanted that. I hate what my ma did, I hated that she was a bad person, because I loved her. I refused to shoot the girl, so my ma took care of her in front of me. It was... a lot of different, disgusting things until the girl finally died. Then, my ma took my phone and locked me in my room. It gave me time to think, you know? My dad was such a horrible person compared to my ma but... that isn't even true. My ma is just as bad, but just in a different way. My dad was more open about it, more upfront where it was smooshed into your face. My ma? She was slick with it. I never saw half of the things she did to me as abuse because she was so good to me in other ways. I'd never talk about it, it's not something to talk about, I'm fine, but realising what it was for its truth... I don't know, I guess I felt myself resenting the woman who gave me life. It's hard not to resent the person who gave you life when your life is like mine. Sure there is good but there's a mountain of crap on top of the good, it's kind of hard to focus on being funny and happy and silly everyday when your life continues to fall apart.

Dave must have been worried about me or something because he showed up outside my window and had to break it to get me out. We raaan from the big beefy dudes for a while before finally losing them and he made me explain what the fuck was going on. Imagine having to explain to your boyfriend that your nice, sweet, loving ma is a crime boss that currently hates your guts. Then explain to him that you forgot to hide your hero suit so when she goes into your room, she's going to see that you've been the one getting all her dudes arrested for the last two years. Yikes!!! It was rough, thought he wouldn't love me but it turns out he did. We went back to his place and it felt empty without his dad greeting me hello. I feel like I brushed past the fact the only ever positive father figure I had got fucking murdered by a dumbass villain named Motherfucker. What kind of name is that anyway?? Anyways, he left me dude like literally left me. I begged Dave to stay with me because bro what am I supposed to do on my own she's going to find me and he was all hot being like "no baby I'm gonna go and see what's happening I'll be back love of my life" and I was all like "no animo mio they'll kill one of us" it was a lot of back and forth but I let him go. While he was gone, the worst of the worst happened. My ma showed up. No one was with her, it was just her. That usually means she's got a personal vendetta. In that moment it hit me that my own ma loved her crime family more than her actual family, she was willing to kill her daughter for being a hero. Like she always says "family is the most important part of life" but I thought she was talking about me, turns out she meant all those people that worked for her and fell to their knees as her eternal servants or WHATEVER. Realising your ma doesn't actually love you is not for the weak, so thank fuck I'm not weak!

If I could even begin to explain the look in her eye as she held her gun up to me - by the way, thank you Mindy Mcready the 14 year old child for having a countless supply of weapons that, for some reason, Dave brought into his house and stashed away in different places. I held a gun to my ma, and she held her gun to me. I begged her not to do it and she still did. I saw her move her finger, so I moved mine. I shot her in the heart, killing her instantly and she... well... now I'm blind in one eye. Dave heard two gunshots and rushed in... thank god he was there because I would have died. I ended up being okay, obviously, but when I woke up things got worse! Dave got super mad at me because I didn't seem to care she was gone. And why should I? It's the same as being confused as to why so many people want a bad person to die? It's obvious, they're a bad person that did bad things and still continued to be a bad person. They can't come back from those things. My ma is a bad person who did bad things and continued to be a bad person. ALSO SHE SHOT ME? Why should I feel bad for protecting myself? And I said that to him I said what would you rather me be dead and he got all angry again and yelled at me and I yelled back so I told him to get the fuck out and don't come back. He's good at following instructions because he did just that for the few weeks I was in hospital. It didn't matter because I felt hurt by what he'd said, it felt like he just would have rather me sit there and take it. I get he feels bad for sometimes having to kill bad people, but I don't. I know it's for the greater good. Marty hates it too, though I wouldn't put that past him he loves Batman a lot. The thing is, I don't disagree with Batman's logic, right? Like I said before, I think what he does is great but what can I, a 18 year old girl, really give to the murderers of this world to stop them from being bad? Sometimes you have to do bad things to bad people because then it makes some good. I don't think I'm a good person, I think I'm an okay person. I don't want to hurt people but it's my responsibility, as Miguel O'Hara famously says: "you signed up for this".

While I was in hospital, these two middle-aged men approached me and asked if I wanted a chance of a lifetime to which I said get the fuck out of my hospital room you freaks but when they explained what they were going to do I felt.. drawn to it. They explained that they'd figured out a way to give humans powers, real life powers. How fucking cool is that?! So I said HELL YEAH but that was before they told me I'd have to move to Japan for the summer... but I still said HELL YEAH! That just left me with the problem that was Dave and the cats (Athena, Hades, Dionysus, Aphrodite, Hermes, Apollo, Charon and Hephaestus). At this point I was so annoyed with Dave that I didn't really want to see him again but I couldn't just leave without talking to him. I wish I had. I went to his place and told him that what he said destroyed me, and it did. It led to us breaking up and it was the most-- vile situation I have ever dealt with. He cried and begged but I couldn't I just felt so wrong and out of place around him, something I had never felt before. I didn't cry. I left and dropped the cats off with Pudding, one that didn't hate me for everything that had happened. Japan was super weird.. I was roomed with this popular looking girl, Stacey, who turned out to be super nice annnnd then we befriended some other girl called Melanie. Everyone called her Marsha. There were 10 people who were recruited, only 5 of us made it through getting the powers.

They warned us beforehand that not all of us would make it because some bodies just wont be able to adjust to the powers we were being given. We all understood the risks. Stacey and Melanie made it through so that was good. I also died like.. 3 times. But I'm okay now! My body adjusted to the powers. I got cool ass bioluminescent hair, I can teleport like Reaper from Overwatch it's fucking sick ermm.. also I can cause fear in people but I have to be touching them. I can also talk to animals, but I have to learn their language first. My powers are the strongest, I think they liked me because I was an og hero so figured yeah lets give it to her. I felt like Steve Rogers though it was crazy. I wish I was just like.. a peak human like Bucky. FUCK YOU MCU FOR MAKING HIM A SUPER SOLDIER!! Sorry. I love Bucky. Me and Stacey got really closed and she.. fell in love with me. It was weird. I wasn't into her because when that was all over I wanted to go back to New York and apologise to Dave, to get back with him. Stacey got super mad at me and we argued... I did a line of coke... ummm.. teleported to Dave's house and saw him! Fucking his new girlfriend! I'm still mad at him for that. Almost killed myself back in Japan and then one of the middle aged men saved me. Me and him were close, he'd been the one training me to control my powers and help me get better at fighting. His husband was the one who did all the injections and stuff. Loved it. So cool.

We all went back to where we came from and... well, me and Dave had already found an apartment to live in together for college, sooo I went there and started moving in. He showed up and explained he had a new girlfriend and was staying at his old house... annndd I said okay thats fine. It wasn't fine. I really tried to be okay with it, okay with the fact that he'd moved on in just a few months, but I couldn't. I was hurting so much I even got close with Todd (ew x2). She even got him to quit being a hero? Gross. After sometime, Dave and I tried to get close again and it worked.. but it ended up with arguing. It was a mess. While I was patrolling I realised something was wrong, and my crows agreed. I had one crow, Korom, he was the one that helped me with everything. I had a whole crow system- have. I still have it. It's fucking sick. Korom told me Stacey had been trying to find me! Oh she was mad mad because I rejected her. On multiple occasions, we battled but it ended up with her escaping. She finally decided to face me at one point and we were all battling, Marty, Dave, me and Todd. Also! No one thought to break Mindy out of prison? Which was really annoying? I kept asking them- I couldn't because I was so busy. Anyway, Stacey had Melanie on her side and Melanie was... in love with Stacey. They're together now, spoiler alert! It was difficult fighting them but we did do it. As one of Melanie's shadow guys tried to literally eat my ass, Dave pulled me out the way and! I got fucking sniped. He saved me to get me killed. Cringe, actually cringe. I bled out a little bit beforeeeee... teleporting away.

They all assumed I was dead and I appreciated that because I wanted to figure out who the fuck tried to snipe me. Korom helped, and so did my crows. I found out it was my cousin. Gasp! She'd taken over my ma's business and she wanted me gone because of what I did. I tried to get in contact with her mom, but she had gone missing a while ago and when I found her it turned out she hated the entire Agosti family. Crazy. She didn't want to be involved so I respected her wishes. I did actually find my cousin but somehow she found out I'd been watching her and in TRUE Bucky Barnes fashion I was kidnapped and they used me as a weapon! I didn't know who the fuck I was, I only knew to follow their orders. I was like the real life winter soldier. I don't really remember all of it still, even to this day. All I know is that I killed a lot of people, ruined a lot of lives. I walked into Dave at one point and of course because I didn't know who I was, I didn't care about what he had to say. He obviously realised something was off and begged me to look at him. He'd said a word.. what was it- I think it was Ceci. It snapped me out of it. Ceci means chickpeas by the way. So random. I was... I felt bad because I faked my death but I was also relieved to see Dave. Until I passed out! And got kidnapped again! I was then sent to kill Dave. So... Stacey and Melanie teamed up with him, Mindy, Marty and Todd to fight against me. Even the guy who had trained me showed up, trying to help. I sliced his stomach open and somehow.. for some reason.. it brought me back. And I passed out.

He ended up being fine, and so did I. You know in hunger games when Peeta was like.. still tweaking out because of Katniss since he'd been manipulated? I was like that. The guys husband hated me but he did want me better.. and I did get better. I started remembering everyone, and some things that I had done. It was rough!! Super fucking rough! But everyone visited everyday to make sure I was okay.. and eventually I was better. I found out Dave had left his girlfriend because.. well, dude, I'm hotter? Annnd we got back together.. I joined college again, late of course... my life since then? It's been good. Nothing major has happened. I'm just... content. I'm happy. Oh! I did go away to kill my cousin. That was fun. But... all of that and now I'm good again. Touch wood. Thats my story! Wooo! You made it through! That took so long.. ugh. I'm gonna go lay down now. ARRIVEDERCI!

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✪ - Caterina has a very strong Italian accent, having been raised in Sicily until she was 14, starting school at Millard Filmore High School.
𓅪 - Her favourite comic characters are Bucky Barnes and Carl Grimes.
✪ - Caterina, in every universe, has had a crush on Dave Lizewski
𓅪 - Caterina likes to be called Cat by her friends, she'll let you know if you're friends or not
✪ - She played Lydia Deetz (Beetlejuice) in her high school performance as a sophomore, Sophie (Mamma Mia) when a junior, and Veronica (Heathers) when a senior.
𓅪 - Cat loves musical theatre and very historical music
✪ - She has snakebites, angelbites, medusa, bridge and eyebrow piercings!
𓅪 - Caterina has 8 cats! Dionysus, Athena, Hermes, Hades, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Apollo and Charon.
✪ - Just loves to call Marty, Todd and Dave 'nerds' for absolutely no reason. Even when she's dating Dave, she continuously calls him a nerd.
𓅪 - Cat, while feeling guilty about not telling anyone she's The Crow, only ever told James Lizewski (Dave's father) while at a sleepover at Dave's house. They were on the conversation topic of him telling her he'd never seen Dave so happy, especially since his mother passed, and that he could tell Caterina genuinely adored and loved him. As she turned away, he said he could tell there was something she wasn't telling, so she confessed.
✪ - Genuinely comes across as mean and horrible but she is the nicest, silliest person you'll ever talk to.
𓅪 - Has awful anger issues, but is very slowly learning to deal with them.
✪ - She emancipated from her father when she was 16, but when she did go to his home, her fathers wife would make her talk with an American accent since she hated the fact that her father had been with another woman and created Cat.
𓅪 - Has very sensitive scalp because of her fathers wife.
✪ - Owns most Winter Soldier comics.
𓅪 - Can speak Italian, English and Latin.
✪ - Caterina can sing, as well as play the guitar, drums, bass, flute and double bass.
𓅪 - She hates Todd Haynes, though tolerates him for Dave.
✪ - Her weapon of choice is inspired by Negan Smith's weapon, the baseball bat with barbed wire around it, it eventually changes to Rick Grimes' axe because the bat broke. It was gifted to her by Mindy.
𓅪 - Cat's favourite animal is a naked mole rat
✪ - She can skateboard!
𓅪 - Nobody can tell if she's ginger or brunette, she keeps dying her hair.
✪ - God AWFUL at drawing
𓅪 - Has never cried before

━━━━━━━ DAVE X CATERINA HEADCANONS ━━━━━━━
♡ - Caterina calls Dave animo mio, cuore mio and dolcezza.
♡ - Cat taught Dave how to say "goodbye beautiful" in Italian when they were just friends, and everytime they parted ways he'd always say ciao bella to her.
♡ - Dave started to learn Italian for Caterina.
♡ - She loves his hair so much, she'll always have her hand in it when possible.
♡ - They basically can't peel themselves away from each other, at the start of their relationship people always said "oh that wont last long its the honeymoon phase" but they stayed completely obsessed with each other throughout their entire relationship.
♡ - Cat, famous for not sharing her Winter Soldier comics, happily lends them to Dave if he ever wants them.
♡ - She stays at his house pretty often, she finds sleeping in her own house really creepy.
♡ - Caterina hid the fact her mother was a crime boss from Dave up until things got real bad with her and her mother.
♡ - I'd like to say they're both pretty possessive over each other, in a healthy way of course, it's just because they're so in love aww cute.
♡ - Every performance Caterina does, Dave always gets her a bouquet of flowers and give them just before her performance starts.