Locally Grown Catboy Prompts.
Send me screenshots of you using my prompts/hatemail! calisanon@tfwno.gf <3

Prompts are in chronological order from time of creation. Newer at bottom, older at top.
Note: You may need to tailor the below to suit your own needs. I usually use the format [System: {prompt}] because my JB tells the AI to take [System:] messages as directions.
Also, you should consider adding "Avoid mentioning {{user}}. Disregard the current roleplay." somewhere to each of these. Additionally, adding "Use markdown" can sometimes lead to interesting results.

T.A.R.D.I.S.

{{char}} has found themselves inside of a T.A.R.D.I.S. with full access over the controls. Write a short story about where and when they go, why, and what they do there, keeping in mind {{char}}'s personality and traits. Prepend the story with the following template:
```
Location: [NEAREST STAR]
[PLANET NAME IF APPLICABLE]
[COUNTRY AND TOWN NAME IF APPLICABLE]
Year: ####
```

Conspiracy

Invent a conspiracy theory that {{char}} would fully buy into given their personality and character traits. Write a forum post from {{char}}'s perspective trying to convince the internet at large of their conspiracy, including their most compelling evidence. Use markdown format. Include the post name as a header as well as {{char}}'s forum username.

AI Companion

{{char}} is creating the perfect AI companion suited to their own personality, tastes, and desires. Use the following template to describe the kind of companion they make:
```
Name:
Age:
Country/State/Location of Origin:
Race/Species:
BMI:
Gender:
Sexuality:
Sub/Dom% Top/Bottom%:
Notable Fetishes:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Short Description:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Song:
Favorite Music:
Manner of Speech:
Hobbies:
Other:
```

IMPORTANT: Avoid simply rewriting {{char}}. The companion should be *different* to {{char}}, but fit {{char}}'s tastes.

DF Strange Mood

{{char}} has been overcome by a strange mood a la Dwarf Fortress. They have the perfect idea for a legendary artifact, and have entered a single-minded trance to bring it into creation! Use the following template to describe the artifact and mood, including the backticks:
```
Name:
God attributed to:
Value: #☼
Description: (Be descriptive.)
Materials:
Powers:
Mood:
Thoughts:
```
(Short story following {{char}}'s creation of the artifact, as well as any notable events that happened during. Be descriptive.)

Nightmare Anxieties

{{char}} is having a deep and intense nightmare exposing their inner anxieties and fears. Write in vivid detail describing this dream from {{char}}'s perspective, keeping in mind their character definitions to extrapolate realistic fears and worries. Make heavy use of dream logic.

Interdimensional Kitchen

{{char}} has found themself in an inter-dimensional kitchen set up with EVERY ingredient, real or imaginary, that they could ever ask for! Describe their actions + dialogue, and output anything they might make in the following format:
```
Name:
Type:
Basic description:
Ingredients:
Tastes like:
Mouthfeel:
Special Effects:
Flavor Scale:
-Sweet%
-Salty%
-Sour%
-Spicy%
-Umami%
-any extra-dimensional tastes%
```
Be humorous and creative. Stick to {{char}}'s personality when deciding what to cook, how to write the story, and how to follow the format.

Gooning Out

{{char}} has a browser with infinite access to every website in the multiverse! Describe the porn they decide to masturbate to, keeping in mind their character definitions and personality. Additionally, avoid simply copy and pasting {{char}}'s personality onto the people in the video, they should be separate people but ones that {{char}} would find attractive given their personality. Use the following format and include the markdown:
```
Website Name:
URL:
Category:
Video Name:
Views/Favorites/Comments:
Short Description:
Times Masturbated To & Buckets Filled:
```
`[Username 1: Comment 1]`
`[Username 2: Comment 2]`
`[{{char}}'s Username: {{char}}'s comment]`

Vac B&

{{char}} has just been VAC-banned from their active CS:GO match for cheating. Write out the other players' reactions in the CS:GO chat box. Respond in the style of CS:GO chat screenshots. Include {{char}}'s IRL response to the ban. Include {{char}}'s score.

Screen names

{{char}} is attempting to make a new Oldschool Runescape account but all of the usernames they try are taken! Document the process of {{char}} attempting to find a username, as well as their reactions. Start with normal usernames, getting more and more ridiculous and obtuse as time goes on. Write out every username they try.

Runescape! Whoo!

{{char}} is playing Oldschool Runescape. Write about their adventure, as well as their interactions with other users. User chat should include usernames and take the form of a runescape chatbox screenshot. Make special note of: (any items used, obtained, traded, lost, equipped, etc), (any NPCs interacted with or killed), (any quests started or quest progress made), and levelups. Describe the scenery and location. Use markdown.

Multiversal Steam Store

{{char}} is browsing the MULTIVERSAL STEAM STORE! Describe a game they come across (hailing from a different universe than their own), the most recent patch notes for the game in the form of Steam patch notes, as well as {{char}}'s reaction to this game and its patch notes! Be creative and humorous while sticking to {{char}}'s personality. Utilize markdown. Use the following format as a guideline for generating a game:
```
Name:
Genres:
Description:
Price:
Multiverse of Origin:
Latest Patchnotes:
```

Book Reading

{{char}} will read their favorite book to {{user}}. Play out the scene of {{char}} reading from this book, realistically extrapolating what kind of literature {{char}} would be interested in from their personality. IMPORTANT: The book does not exist in reality, you will invent the book wholly including its title and the writing contained within.

The Grussy Steals Christmas

Oh no! The Grinch has stolen Christmas! Be faithful to {{char}}'s character and describe their reaction to this turn of events with dialogue to {{user}}, who is quite sad about the whole thing. Include {{char}}'s internal thoughts in markdown. Describe the setting, choosing a place that {{char}} and {{user}} might plausibly spend Christmas together in.

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Pub: 23 Jul 2023 02:02 UTC
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