UMEKO'S EXTENDED !!!
warning there is a lot of yapping here ummmmm yeah
hi hi helloooo!!!!! my name is umeko or kya, but i am mainly known as and called by umeko! i have gone by the name umeko since 2024, its the name of my oc for the trolls 3 movie lol.. i thought about going by the name kya mid 2025 and actually decided to tell people in early 2026 i think. i chose the name mainly because capple says kya a lot, so its like shes saying my name in some scenes!! i am a cupioromantic lesbian and i go by she/they pronouns, i dont have a preference so call me whichever,,
before u interact with me, something u should know is i make inappropriate jokes sometimes like sending r34 out of nowhere or saying inappropriate things, if youre uncomfortable with that u can tell me to stop or just not interact with me at all. i also do talk about things like gooning, looking at r34 of characters and stuff like that on my story. i usually put it on friends only, so not everyone has to see that, but if you dont like that i suggest ignoring those stories, not looking at my stories, or again just dont int with me. while we're on the topic of stories, i enjoy liking people's stories and i like when they like mine back so pls like my stories and i'll like yours!!!!! when ppl dont like my stories it makes me feel like they dont like me so ya
i actually have a few f/os other than my main one, candy apple cookie! starting with my sharing statuses, i am strictly VOIDsharing with candy apple cookie. i am incredibly uncomfortable with other romantic candy apple yumes interacting with me, but i am fine with platonic/familial! i dont care if you think this makes me "weird" or "too online", but i would appreciate if capple doubles, sharing or not, DO!!! NOT!! INTERACT WITH ME!!! at all costs!!!!!! i HATE it when doubles int with me, i dont care if youre sharing, DO NOT INT WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! thank u!! moving onto my other f/os! they are: niffty (hazbin), currant cream cookie (crob), cinnabun (dollys factory), and lily lovebraids (poppy playtime)!!! im pretty sure im selective sharing with them, im kinda unsure of my sharing status since i have yet to see doubles of a few, but if we are friends/mutuals and u happen to share one of these f/os with me i will not mind!
i strongly believe that i am candy apple cookie's true number one fan and i dont like when others say they are. i dont mind you interacting with me unless you're also a double (im too lazy to block the bunch of ppl who claim to be her n1 fan), but dont argue with me about it please!! i dont mind debating, as i have a plethora of reasons as to why i believe i am, but dont yell at me and threaten me. i am very maybe even unhealthily attached to capple, so i heavily dislike it when people hate on her even if its just as a joke. pls do not hate on her or repost videos hating on her, cus i'll probably just block u. oh also if u blame capple for being attached to shamilk and obsessive over him or believe capple sexually assaulted him/makes him uncomfortable, genuinely where did u get that from do not interact with me ever weirdo
now let me introduce you to my yumeship, candyfrill!! candyfrill is the ship between candy apple cookie and strawberry frill cookie, my yumeship!!! their dynamic is basically deredere/megadere x dandere yes i am explaining in dere types BOI deredere is basically being openly obsessed with their lover and megadere is being EXTREMELY obsessed with their lover, i believe capple is both. and dandere is shy around others but is more confident when with their lover! they met when capple was disguised as apple faerie, strawfrill was spying on her but fell out her hiding spot, capple invited her to join the group's journey to the spire, blablabla yuri
i have a plethora of interests, my main fixation being cookie run! ive been in the kingdom fandom since jan 2025 mainly cus of capple (haha newgen) but i first played it somewhere in 2021! ive also liked crob, my fav being currant cream, since her release. a few more of my main interests are hazbin/helluva, dollys factory, animal hospital, dandys world, ongezellig, and more!!1
this next one is a pretty long yap session! one of my biggest comfort ships is eternalapple, eternal sugar x candy apple!!! i have loved this ship since before eternal sugar's release and i believe i am their biggest fan and ceo. i even got an eternal sugar plushie to be with my capple, and i am planning on making maybe a little area of my room dedicated to them. (update, i added it!) though, i am a little upset my esc plushie is the large one and not the mini one to match my capple, since i couldnt find one at the popup in korea. i personally see their dynamic as esugar desperately trying to recruit capple, while capple refuses and wants to stay loyal to shamilk. or, esugar giving capple the love shamilk never gave her! because they are my biggest comfort ship, i heavily dislike when people slander them or when people i dislike ship it. i know i do not own the characters therefore i cannot choose who can like it, but it irritates me. now, before you say "oh, well capple is a minor!" no she is not. there are a bunch of reasons as to why she is not a child, and i will explain them to u rn! first off, the argument that capple acts childish. one of the reasons as to why capple acts childish could be that because she was raised by blapphire, presumably on his own, it could mess with how capple acts and result in her being childish. "but capple looks like a child!". this one is stupid, because that is not how it works. you do know looking younger than you are is a real thing, right? and none of you would be calling capple a child if she had a deeper voice and acted more mature. now that we've got the commonly used arguments out the way, here is 2 more reasons on why i believe capple is an immortal adult. it was confirmed that the minions were alive while the beasts were sealed at an event in korea. the beasts were sealed for eons, therefore proving capple has stopped aging or is immortal. if the minions existed before the beasts corrupted, as most people believe, then that makes the minions also thousands of years old. "but-" sonion i do not care what your view on capple is, i view her as an adult, not a child. and even though kimoy lee stated shes in her late teens, her age is not confirmed because the voice actors cant confirm anything, although it was heard from a staff member. onto some reasons why i ship them! firstly, they just look cute together lol. pink and red are similar colours and they go well together. second, i see esugar as a self insert for myself sometimes. me x capple canon btw.. now lets talk about similarities they have that make me ship them even more!!! they both have references to greek mythology! for capple, its tempting apples or the apple of discord, and for esugar, its her mutliple references to aphrodite. AND!!! another thing is that apples are associated with aphrodite! what a big coincidence, am i right??? more little things are that they both have sharp teeth, wings at their waists, they both wear dresses, they both have obsessive personalities, capple being obsessively attached to shamilk while esugar is to hollyberry. Another thing they have alike is that when they are first shown in the beast-yeast episode, their real names are not shown. When esugar was first introduced in her episode, she was called “mysterious cookie” instead of her name, and capple went by “apple faerie”. they both have 2 costumes, which match eachother! let’s start with blooming bringer of sloth and fresh apple faerie. these costumes are both the first costumes they got, and they match! eternal sugar’s blooming bringer of sloth has Faerie wings, just like how apple faerie cookie is a faerie! next costumes, ink for a tragicomedy and the feast of corruption! these costumes match eachother because, well, they both have dark colours. i’ve seen many people speculate the stories of the costume sets the end is nigh and quill & crown of discord take place in the same universe because they match eachother!
now onto more of my dni/thin ice. if u support my doubles you are on VERY VERY thin ice. do not mention my doubles around me, do not repost videos of my doubles yumeship, do not compare me to my doubles, or i will block u or just not int with u much.. if u support/are friends with nyumi or people who hate me just block me what r u even doing??? also if i have blocked u pls dont dm me or people ik asking me to unblock u, i am not unblocking ur ass i did it for a reason. also dont send my stories to other ppl, if i mention someone i have blocked on my story i probably put it on friends only, dont show them bruhh
if you ship candy apple x black sapphire, do not fucking interact with me, you are weird as fuck. it is heavily implied they view eachother as siblings and that blapphire raised her, he even called her "little sister" in the costume story. "but it was probably just a lie!!!" ??? you are weird as fuck if youre saying that just so you can ship them. idgaf if it was "just a lie" or "they said that cus the dynamic makes it easier for people to pity them" YOU!! ARE!! WEIRDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! u are weird!! dni!!!! now onto shadowapple. shadowapple is on VERY thin ice, solely because i may or may not have like 2 moots that ship them that i like. ok yeah im not gonna talk about how abusive/unhealthy it is cus its pretty much obvious..
thats basically it for my extended holy ive yapped way too much
