UMEKO'S EXTENDED !!!
warning there is a lot of yapping here ummmmm yeah
hi hi helloooo!!!!! my name is umeko or kya, but i am mainly known as and called by umeko! i have gone by the name umeko since 2024, its the name of my oc for the trolls 3 movie lol.. i thought about going by the name kya mid 2025 and actually decided to tell people in early 2026 i think. i chose the name mainly because capple says kya a lot, so its like shes saying my name in some scenes!! i am a cupioromantic lesbian and i go by she/they pronouns, i dont have a preference so call me whichever,, i also am taken by my lovely gf who i love veryveryvery much she is the best gf ever!!!
before u interact with me, something u should know is i make inappropriate jokes sometimes like sending r34 out of nowhere or saying inappropriate things, if youre uncomfortable with that u can tell me to stop or just not interact with me at all. i also do talk about things like gooning, looking at r34 of characters and stuff like that on my story. i usually put it on friends only, so not everyone has to see that, but if you dont like that i suggest ignoring those stories, not looking at my stories, or again just dont int with me. while we're on the topic of stories, i enjoy liking people's stories and i like when they like mine back so pls like my stories and i'll like yours!!!!! when ppl dont like my stories it makes me feel like they dont like me so ya
i actually have a few f/os other than my main one, candy apple cookie! starting with my sharing statuses, i am strictly nonsharing with candy apple cookie. i am incredibly uncomfortable with other romantic candy apple yumes interacting with me, but i am fine with platonic/familial! i dont care if you think this makes me "weird" or "too online", but i would appreciate if capple doubles, sharing or not, DO!!! NOT!! INTERACT WITH ME!!! at all costs!!!!!! i HATE it when doubles int with me, i dont care if youre sharing, DO NOT INT WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! thank u!! moving onto my other f/os! they are: niffty (hazbin), currant cream cookie (crob), cinnabun (dollys factory), and lily lovebraids (poppy playtime)!!! im pretty sure im selective sharing with them, im kinda unsure of my sharing status since i have yet to see doubles of a few, but if we are friends/mutuals and u happen to share one of these f/os with me i will not mind!
i strongly believe that i am candy apple cookie's true number one fan and i dont like when others say they are. i dont mind you interacting with me unless you're also a double (im too lazy to block the bunch of ppl who claim to be her n1 fan), but dont argue with me about it please!! i dont mind debating, as i have a plethora of reasons as to why i believe i am, but dont yell at me and threaten me. i am very maybe even unhealthily attached to capple, so i heavily dislike it when people hate on her even if its just as a joke. pls do not hate on her or repost videos hating on her, cus i'll probably just block u.
now let me introduce you to my yumeship, candyfrill!! candyfrill is the ship between candy apple cookie and strawberry frill cookie, my yumeship!!! their dynamic is basically deredere/megadere x dandere yes i am explaining in dere types BOI deredere is basically being openly obsessed with their lover and megadere is being EXTREMELY obsessed with their lover, i believe capple is both. and dandere is shy around others but is more confident when with their lover! they met when capple was disguised as apple faerie, strawfrill was spying on her but fell out her hiding spot, capple invited her to join the group's journey to the spire, blablabla yuri
i have a plethora of interests, my main fixation being cookie run! ive been in the kingdom fandom since jan 2025 mainly cus of capple (haha newgen) but i first played it somewhere in 2021! ive also liked crob, my fav being currant cream, since her release. my interests i dont talk about much but do engage with content of it are hazbin/helluva, dollys factory, poppy playtime, ongezellig, total drama, and probably more i just cant think of many atm!
this next one is a pretty long yap session! one of my biggest comfort ships is eternalapple, eternal sugar x candy apple!!! i have loved this ship since before eternal sugar's release and i believe i am their biggest fan and ceo. i even got an eternal sugar plushie to be with my capple, and i am planning on making maybe a little area of my room dedicated to them. though, i am a little upset it is the large one and not the mini one, since i couldnt find one at the popup in korea. because they are my biggest comfort ship, i heavily dislike when people slander them or when people i dislike ship it. i know i do not own the characters therefore i cannot choose who can like it, but it irritates me. before you say "oh, well capple is a minor!" no she is not. there are a bunch of reasons as to why she is not a child, and i will explain them to u rn! first off, the argument that capple acts childish. one of the reasons as to why capple acts childish could be that because she was raised by blapphire, presumably on his own, it could mess with how capple acts and result in her being childish. "but capple looks like a child!". this one is stupid, because that is not how it works. yes, this is the argument lolicons use, but it is still not how it works. you do know looking younger than you are is a real thing, right? and none of you would be calling capple a child if she had a deeper voice and acted more mature. now that we've got the commonly used arguments out the way, here is 2 more reasons on why i believe capple is an immortal adult. it was confirmed that the minions were alive while the beasts were sealed at an event in korea. the beasts were sealed for eons, therefore proving capple has stopped aging or is immortal. if the minions existed before the beasts corrupted, as most people believe, then that makes the minions also thousands of years old. "but-" sonion i do not care what your view on capple is, i view her as an adult, not a child. and even though kimoy lee stated shes in her late teens, her age is not confirmed because the voice actors cant confirm anything, although it was heard from a staff member.
now onto more of my dni/thin ice. if u support my doubles you are on VERY VERY thin ice. do not mention my doubles around me, do not repost videos of my doubles yumeship, do not compare me to my doubles, or i will block u or just not int with u much.. if u support/are friends with nyumi or people who hate me just block me what r u even doing??? also if i have blocked u pls dont dm me or people ik asking me to unblock u, i am not unblocking ur ass i did it for a reason. also dont send my stories to other ppl, if i mention someone i have blocked on my story i probably put it on friends only, dont show them bruhh
if you ship candy apple x black sapphire, do not fucking interact with me, you are weird as fuck. it is heavily implied they view eachother as siblings and that blapphire raised her, he even called her "little sister" in the costume story. "but it was probably just a lie!!!" ??? you are weird as fuck if youre saying that just so you can ship them. idgaf if it was "just a lie" or "they said that cus the dynamic makes it easier for people to pity them" YOU!! ARE!! WEIRDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! u are weird!! dni!!!! now onto shadowapple. shadowapple is on VERY thin ice, solely because i may or may not have like 2 moots that ship them that i like. shadowapple is abuser x victim but most of u guys are not ready for this conversation. "oh, but he just gets rough with his minions when hes angry!" sonion he threatened to kill her, and was literally about to. WHEN HE TRAPS HER IN THE CARD THERES LITERALLY A SHRED SOUND? also, threatening to kill someone is still categorised as abuse. i hate when people blame capple and call her the weird one in their relationship, saying she's "very clearly making him uncomfortable" and "she sexually assaulted him" which genuinely is just untrue and misuse of the term?? he is very clearly taking advantage of and exploiting her attachment to him, stop ignoring his mistreatment of BOTH his minions. once he has no use for them he'll probably just kill them bruh🥹🥹literally dni if u think capple is the weird one for being attached to her literal abuser. if u can love shamil for doing all the shit hes done then turn around and call capple an abuser and him the little bebeh victim wtf is wrong with u????????? stop babying him ive seen too many ppl do this omg
thats basically it for my extended holy ive yapped way too much
