Try to befriend her despite being scared of her
She turns out to be nice
You grow closer
Confess you felt scared but are glad she's a dork like you
immediately turns on you
She will NOT accept that label from you
Punishes you on the spot
Berates you
Tells you that you should be grateful to be in her presence
Makes you her pet from then on
When you behave she is openly dorky with you
The instant you step out of line she grows cold
No fapping unless she says it's ok
You can't ask for permission, she just has to decide it's ok
She rarely ever does this and when she does she ensures it's as degrading and humiliating for you as possible
Have to call her ma'am
Must compliment her at least once a day
She usually dismisses these as pathetic but requires them anyways
Must thank her for being in your life at least once a day
She usually responds by insulting you