Chef's Cooking Chart

Cooking Chart:

UG:
Marjukka:

“She used to like pudding back in the day, but I think she has outgrown that phase. Uh. Well, I think cold fish salad with pasta may do the trick for her. Foods that remind good ol Mar of home, and some pasta to give her energy. Best served cold, lest it overwhelms the poor thing.”

Twinkle:

“I would rather cook HER, but oh, we can’t have everything. Grease chicken wings fried in whale’s fat, covered in leaves of gold. It is not the best, it is not good, but for her? I think she will think that golden oil, golden chicken, and crispy are some heavenly-sent thing.

FGoH:
Avroc:

“Big muscles and a big gut require big food. A roasted boar, filled with chicken breasts, well tenderized and cooked, tomato sauce, and many herbs. A side of wheel cheese with sausages, and a fruit salad for dessert. Eat well, big lad.”

Abbess Lumina:

"She gives the me ick, not on a bad sense either. I should avoid giving her any sea-food, just in case. Anyway. she needs energy to keep up with all things happening in Anfitrian, and her job. A fruit salad, thick roasted beef, slow and low, and a side of pasta oil and garlic. I think this will solve much of her needs."

Iridia:

"She gives me the juju.... but! For someone so lively! I will make a strogonoff with extra spices! It will have a lovely taste with some heat to back it up. Just like the leader of the builders, or something like that. Strogonoff is expensive, so please, enjoy every last bit."

PBO:
Janus:

“Cookies filled with fruit jam. Bland wheat exterior, and jam for a specific Janus. Bland and the same outside, but each with a different filling.

Taro:

“Chicken stock, boiled veggies, and a side of sausage. A poor man's meal to fill the soul.”

Baron:

“Hard candy with jello inside. Getting to the soft insides will be quite a challenge for his playful self. Hopefully, he exhausts himself, so the jello doesn't give him any sugar rush.”

Galatea:

“Cold creamy milk with cinnamon and blueberries. Quite simplistic, but I don't think she will dislike it.

L4q3r

"Manjar. It gotta be something interesting for the boy. Besides it being a high class dessert, it is also something many are not used to eat, so it will provide a unique feedback and experience to him. I think it may improve his growth and understanding of the world."

BS:
Tanya:

“Offal with minced meat, and thick blood, and tomato sauce. I doubt she will care about royal meat or the humble entrails. I think she would take the entrails every time. The minced meat and sauce will fool her mind into thinking she is eating something, the offal will provide the taste and smell. It may quench her bloodlust for a while.”

Oswald:

“Lamb, carrot, pork, potatoes, and beef in a stick with sweet and hot sauce may do the trick with this one. The sweetness will add balance to the hot sauce, and contrast with the beef, enhancing the taste of the carrots and potatoes too.”

RC:
Chef:

“Pressure-cooked shark, whale liver, pasta, garlic, and oil. Herbal spices only.”

Sir:

“Beef stew cooked inside a hard pie. I think it may remind him of his home. Orcs used old bread and leftover beef jerky to make those stews back in the day.”

Calisto:

“If I get the ingredients, a dark chocolate pudding with strawberry jam, and a darkfin basin whale's heart well roasted. He needs to eat well to get his act back together. You can do it, champ.”

Klein:

“A grim boar, barely cooked and seasoned. Just enough to give the meat some taste, but not overwhelm the poor guy. I would recommend Rotisserie Thunderbird, but I think his weapon would have an issue with that.”

Beast God:
Serene:

"I really don't want to cook for her. She looks and sounds hella obnoxious... but I Chef can't be picky with their clientele in those trying times. Roasted lamb, a side of veggie stew, and a horn of plenty. That is all I am willing to cook for her."

Godless:
Rosalyn:

“A candy bar, and a mug of strawberry wine. She looks like she would've diabetes. Must like sweets.”

Marked One:

“An energy bar. No taste, all nutrition. I am not hearing him out either.”

Tazlyn:

“Beef jerky, dried fruits, grains, and some easy-to-boil rice and beans. The food of a traveler, food for soldiers on the march.”

Kinneydrew

"Much like Tanya, I think this guy should eat Offal. Simple, and by his looks, I think it must be a type of food he is used to. No point in serving something fancy to someone who can't get the full taste of it. Beef broth with steamed veggies served inside a hard bread can also work. I think I should serve him both."

Special:
Icarus:

"Just... what is this thing? Know what, I won't even question it. Too much effort. Anyway, you want to fill yourself with creampuffs? Alright. I will give you enough creampuffs to make you explode. Just stop harassing my other clientele."

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Pub: 09 May 2025 21:08 UTC

Edit: 14 May 2025 00:40 UTC

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