SPECTACU-MEN Relationship Chart

By Ezekial "Zeke" Danger

"Can I beat Them?" Scale (CT)
Score of subjectivity from SPECTACU-MAN himself in whether or not they can be defeated.
Ranges from 'Holy Shit' to 'Infant Candy'
"Villainy Scale" (VS)
Score of how evil and in need of JUSTICE they seem to SPECTACU-MAN
Ranges from 'Fellow Hero Guy' to 'Demon Lord'

John Po

CT: GRUDGE MATCH
VS: SHIFTY MOFO
"He acts like Gramps does. Weird fuckin' guy. Quiet as a school shooter in all the best ways. Meaning that he walks up and starts blastin'"

Subject 12

CT: EASY DUB
VS: HARMLESS AS A FROG
"Ah mans. I remember back in school when we had them there frog's in science class. Never thought a gal-frog-freaky-whatever would remind me so mucha rice pudding."

Nikolaus Wilhelm

CT: DRAW
VS: MISCREANT
"Not really much for soccer. But this guy is crazy about it. Mans, I was talkin' to him about it when he started spazin' the fuck out and we fought. Those germans man."

Lucky

CT: ELBOW GREASE
VS: DOESNT RETURN SHOPPING CARTS
"That brat bother's me. Can you believe, first time we met, she went in for a hug? So awkward how slow she shuffled over. But-- I guess I do make a wish shit sometimes. Real tiring though."

Stocky

CT: HOLY SHIT ITS A GORILLA
VS: VALIANT CAUSE
"Good lord that gorilla. Y'know. I see a lot of good things bout what he's been doin'. Though I never understand anything or what gang signs he throws up or not. Still."

Itto Ikky

CT: STROLL THROUGH THE WOODS
VS: WOLF-LEVEL
"I'm tellin' you. She didn't open no god damn door. Do you ever wonder, how did a fly get in here? The windows closed? I swear. I understand the Gorilla more than this little animal."

Asuri

CT: D-
VS: TAKES FROM CHURCH COLLECTIONS
"This broad just likes to fight. There's nothing more to say, other than how damn flirty she seems when you're scrappin' with her."

The Family

CT: I NEED TO GET STRONGER.
VS: DEMON LORD
"In this world, kid, there's true evil. People who try to run it all and make the world gears turn in their favor. And it's up to real heroes to take em down so the little guy doesn't suffer no more."

Nona

CT: SNOWBALL IN HELL
VS: SAINT MARY
"My Nona man. She was around for some of the first matches, y'know? She took part in the war– Both of 'em. You should see the crazy kung-fu shit she can do. I love her. She thinks I might be able to take it all down."

Sir Raynald

CT: BURPING AT A BUFFET
VS: CRUSADERS OF THE STARS
"I want to help him find this 'O'clock' guy he keeps talkin' about. But I'm not sure where to start. Just that, I don't know. I believe his story. He's a man out of time and maybe I resonate with that."

Maki

CT: BELLY BUSTER CHALLENGE AT MARCO'S STEAKHOUSE
VS: DOESNT RETURN HER CART
"Thought they let a civvie in these things until I saw her box. I see it, sorta. Dainty little lady like that with a fierce fire in her eyes."

Jian

CT: HE WHO FALLS UP STAIRS
VS: WAITS IN LINE
"Keep's callin' out all his attack names and I am a humble guy I can admit; I'm fuckin' jealous. Maybe we can sit down and scribe some out together? DEATH GLARE OF THE 3RD STREET ROUGH. Eh? Eh?"