A stranger trudges through his own jitters into the town square.
Dozens of unsuspecting people walk by him, noticing a strange smell but thinking nothing of it.
Suddenly, the man flings open his trench coat, revealing his bare body beneath.
"IN THE NAME OF KRONII! SEEEEEXXXX!"
The stranger's balls spontaneously explode, drenching the entire plaza in coom.
Most people present are too confused and shocked to even be properly disgusted.
An unfortunate few are struck by curiosity.
What could drive a man to such depravity?
They rush home and shower, then begin researching this "Kronii".
They are soon drawn to /∞/, unaware that they've just entered the primary headquarters of a terrorist organisation.
It does not take long to convert them.
News channels around the world are reporting more and more public cases of spontaneous human coombustion, trying and failing to hide the cult behind them.
(You)'ll be one of them, sooner or later.