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spookyscaryskeletons: LOOK AT THIS SHIT
spookyscaryskeletons: screenshot.png
THUNDERDOME: idgi
sugrjangz: ???
not_ur_power_bank: since when did you care about random haters
fides1104: its just a playlist max
spookyscaryskeletons: LOOK AT THE USERNAME
sugrjangz: i still dont get it
fides1104: OHHHH???
not_ur_power_bank: care to share with the class
fides1104: IS IT
fides1104: JUNICHI?????
THUNDERDOME: lmao hold up
not_ur_power_bank: weren't these videos from back when u had that awful haircut
sugrjangz: OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fides1104: takes some dedication to find ur cringiest era
fides1104: i think hes the one 4u max,,,
spookyscaryskeletons: i hate u all

"Something funny?"

Minnie looked up. Eunhyuk sat opposite her, arms folded, expression weary. Embarrassed, she dipped her head apologetically and tossed her phone to the side without a backward glance. "Nothing. Just some drama between Max and some Japanese hooligan."

"The Viet." Eunhyuk twisted his lips and tipped back another shotglass of soju. They were sitting together in his well-furnished apartment. He'd cooked her dinner. Not too well, but it was the thought that counted. "Didn't she get beaten by that flashy punk and his green dragon? One win, one loss." His lip curled. "I don't think I like these male classmates of yours too well."

"Myoga's decent," Minnie said defensively.

"I'm sure he has a heart of gold." Eunhyuk shook his head. "That's what they all say." He raised his voice to make himself sound like a girl. "You don't know him like I do. If it had been my girlfriend in that arena..." He trailed off.

"Who are you talking about?" Minnie said flatly. "Myoga or Bobby? Because his bout was just before mine."

"Samson." Eunhyuk poured out another shot for himself and tipped it back. He met her gaze. "Mark my words, Jimin. If he's still friends with that Owari maniac after what he did to you, that's a red flag. Run far, far away."

"I'm not going to litigate this again with you."

Eunhyuk sighed, looking away. "Do you know how expensive Shiketsu is? Our parents don't often complain, but if you knew just how much they were forking out for you -"

Minnie stood up. "Thank you for dinner," she said, her voice sounding curiously remote, "but I think I'd like to go home now."

And dinner had been going so well, too.

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not_ur_power_bank: word of advice to whoever needs this
not_ur_power_bank: but if u ever need to meet w family
not_ur_power_bank: just get it all over with in one shot
not_ur_power_bank: grandparents, parents, brothers, sisters, whatever
not_ur_power_bank: one and done
THUNDERDOME: eunhyuk being a dick?
not_ur_power_bank: yes
spookyscaryskeletons: L
sugrjangz: good advice
sugrjangz: but i dont control when the fam meets
fides1104: sry tat happened minnie :(

"Hey. Hey. Jihye."

Faith looked up. Junmyeon gestured vaguely at her. "Do the thing."

"The what?"

"The thing. You know." Junmyeon squeezed an invisible stress-ball, and Faith understood. Reaching into her bag, she withdrew a fist-sized egg plushie wearing a domino mask. The English alphabet 'S' was emblazoned on its chest, and about half of its body was covered in orange felt. It also had a little orange cape. She squeezed it, and it emitted a loud squeak.

Junmyeon raised his voice. "You heard the intern. Lunch?"

Faith stared at him, aghast. She looked down at her screen and typed out a quick, furious message. So you're making this my fault?

Serves you right for talking to your boyfriend during office hours, Junmyeon typed back. Then he said, at a normal volume: "I was thinking Italian today. Any objections?"

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sugrjangz: does any1 want to film a CF
spookyscaryskeletons: tf
not_ur_power_bank: what prompted this
fides1104: sure lesgo
sugrjangz: so per my sister
sugrjangz: the marketing dept thinks we look photogenic
THUNDERDOME: lmao
spookyscaryskeletons: bruh
fides1104: a CF is a CF
fides1104: idol lyfe,,,
sugrjangz: yea nah
sugrjangz: no way shes doing this 4 free
sugrjangz: shes buttering me up for sth
sugrjangz: may as well enjoy it
THUNDERDOME: i cant make it
fides1104: WHAT
fides1104: WHY
THUNDERDOME: image.png
not_ur_power_bank: YOU BROKE YOUR FOOT???
THUNDERDOME: js a sprain
spookyscaryskeletons: when did this happen
THUNDERDOME: literally 3h ago lol
sugrjangz: n u didnt etll us
THUNDERDOME: busy gg to hospital
THUNDERDOME: imma be out till we fly agn
THUNDERDOME: yall go ahead
not_ur_power_bank: u sure?
THUNDERDOME: yea nw
sugrjangz: kk
fides1104: gws
spookyscaryskeletons: gws
not_ur_power_bank: gws
sugrjangz: gws
sugrjangz: wheres the dr when u need him

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Pub: 25 Jul 2024 16:25 UTC
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