(yeah sorry um this is discontinued. ive grown distant from this friend group for reasons i dont wanna publicly say but iykyk. feel free to make your own version of this idc)

if u see this then youve found my collection of things my dumbass friends say!! [/affectionate]

[scoliosis] i love scottish accidents theyre silly - ari
[happy bday] whered shat ray go - ari
[centipede] i am neurodivergent and a mirror u casnt heart at me - ari
[the clownery] Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the danganronpa bear so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time a trial happens I ge - astro
[thanks for helping astro 😸] I JUST FOUND THE CUTEST FAART - jaz
[i am very angry] im going to find a toe that reminds me of u - ari
[playing bean battles.] smut up - ari
[my name is brutus,, me] i remember when i used to lick my feet bc it was "salty" - astro
[pealr] u wet you my drdt tierlist - ari
[omg m e 🎉] You need Jesus Christ! You support LGBTQ! - jaz
[*****] i can lay eggs - ari
[mking me but also reading mang] €√∆¶∆ - mizu
[evil tsunami] i love wathcing people sleep - astro
[savannah reed] u act like ur never mean your such a hippopotamus - ari
[i love women i love women i lo] i love floppers - jaz
[nagi wagi/soft/shy/gay/angel] its funny when astro frantically begs for bean battles sex - me actually
[circle baby] creaming and crying right now - ari
[cotton candy heart] i think i have herpes - astro
[matching pony :3] sans undertale was just sexing with mr sex - jaz
[> 💙 | Marino (very silly)] borrow me ur dildo i mean - astro
[:3] i ❤ balls - ari
[monke] my foreskin itches - astro
[Grabbed by the face like a bit] no idea but it sounds so ®•÷[®°π -mizu
[sam jam] telling people to kts isnt good~ - ari
[🍭; ddlc dni] i almost wrote an among us fanfic once - me, because astro wanted me to expose myself so much :eyeroll:
[LISTEN TO ME SINGING PSYCHOGRA] i was a okegomer once.......... - astro
[send help] IM GONNNA SO. I IM XJAT TK LAXATIVES - ari
[scoopscore] im gona put my hands up ur ass - astro
[Kiss my mf ajss yoichi] CHOEKS DIES CRIES CREAMS - mizu
[Ussy queen] why is is my discharge so acidic it broke my fabric choochie protector fabric - sourval
[apostrophe 😿💔] farturo - ari
[miku with anger issues] SOULD I GIVE FUUTA BOOBS LIKE IM CONFLICTED - astro
[rrrrrrr how to gender] u promised me the ussy. - astro
[wimessir] yeah i atually kin goth boyfriends - ari
[Kylie Jenner] My ass is magical - sourval
[anger] touches your naner - ari
[🌟Air🌟(DNC❌)🌈single🌈] my favoritr fag - ari
[literally me 😞] please~ - ari
[literally me 😞] nvm im back i dont like shitting alone -ari
[watching yt ✿ c+h] fries in pain - mizu
[whoops.] (theyre all showing death fags) - ari
[ygs r so undunny] u wanna be on top me SO BAD - ari
[; min '] i'll send libk ondick - me (sigh)
[jaundice saigiku] let me into your skin - tiff
[Suitcase . ii] ass the head thing - astro
[💙 who is the lgbtq] sending astro my dong! - ari
[💙 ohwaoh] WHICH ONE OF MY SKINS HAD A PARTY POOPER - ari
[who let me think this was ok] STOP WHY ARE THEY DOING ME - ari
[i coudl kiss charlott (hfjone)] yeah its a pretty big hole.. - astro
[i coudl kiss charlott (hfjone)] ill peg you - astro
[judas] I CUNT SEE - ari
[the better d'autriche sibling] WHY DOES MY ROSE HAVE NO SHIT - ari
[ari] QUIT PUTTING ME ON THERE IM GOING TO JUMP BAT - ari
[Cameryn I have depression 😜] I FUCKING COCKED ON IT - ari
[if david keeps it up] whenever im home alone next ill scream for you ❤ - ari
[i miss my children 🕯 me] i looking foward to ari screaming for me - astro (so real)
[homosex] do you still want to yaoi with me...? - tiff
[💙 titled towers] wju is there a straight fag - ari
[💙 tilted towers] I WILL FUCKY OU - ari
[💙 meow] cunt relate - ari
[i hope she explodes slash affe] HELP IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE THE FAG - ari
[🌈 + '; cuz baby u so uwu,,] LETS MEET IN THE DICKS - sourval
[silly silly (ii)] WHY DO I HAVE TITTIES BRO?????? - jaz
[💙 i hate david i hate david i] THERE IS SO MUCH CREAMING SOUND EFFECTS PLAYING - ari
[💙 colon three] we are being jiggled on by a cum cat - ari
[💙 colon three] im never gougn on that rentry again - ari
[i dream of you. cLink] you cant blow on ponytown. - astro
[fa] yor so MEN - ari
[♡ anger issues] TO DRISTRACT FROM THE WEIRD FEET STUFF I WAS DOING - astro
[coward montblanc . cLink] i regret doing feet stuff with nickel yesterday - astro
[wheezytron] hi bart - ari
[geting marieid!! 🌹💘💞💞💞💗] i will mega cum blast you SHUT UP - ari
[💙:3] i want to swallow nickel whole - ari (ALL OF YOU LEAVE NICKEL ALONE )
[me (hfjone)] WHY IS THA BRYCE BALLLS - astro
[💙 sleepy] ther was like weird white sutff on my chocolate i hope that wasnt like mold or anytihng bad - ari
[Test tube - She/They] FAPS - astro
[big simp man] honestly, yeah. their feets r so detailed brah - mizu
[its ok to show your silly side] I suck bananas... - astro
[white gay boy] because u have something penetrating u - astro
[qiao ling niki] not as long as my cumber but still long asf - tiff
[help!] CAN I STOP PULLING OUT - ari
[cabbybyby] like i did astro - ari
[happy bday] i will lick your hands - ari
[meowwww] dong - ari
[:3] MY FINGERS JUST FINGER - ari
[bestie nymber2] ill slut ur throat unlovingly - ari
[kitty] my yaoi prince ouma kokichi - ari
[my true form] i will strip if i want - ari
[ok] my ass hurts because of how much sex i had last night - tiff
[cubby] licks your naner - ari
[WHAT ON EARTH! Is this guy doi] Only tsurugi gets to lick my naner - tiff
[camera] i dont know what skin toe - ari
[🐟] i am i n you again - ari
[little pipsqueak] if enigma is a gardener he can plant seeds in me - astro
[ppl w this style r ugly] kawaii~ - mizu
[hey bbg im DEEZ NUTS] let me check titter hold on - jaz
[hey bbg im DEEZ NUTS] burger is bad - jaz
[me #2] hi bath - ari
[What are you? 🍎 A lie.] im always tight - astro
[*****] i like the fag - ari
[ok] vore - astro
[*] intimate insanity? - ari

in conclusion, literally all of us are deranged