Mako Saiban ch1

St. Kuritori Academy.
A famous school that teaches the basis of the holy tree!!

Starting today, I'm a Kuritori student too!!
I wonder if I can make any friends...

Ah.
Documents for the entrance ceremony.

Maybe I'll call out to her.
Ah.
Um...
I wonder if we can become friends...

Fu...
If you'd like, we could...

PUSSY!
Wah~
Did she just say "pussy"?!

Ma(n)ko Saiban [tn: "Mako Saiban" translates to "Demon Child's Trial", but an "n" has been added to make it sound like "Manko Saiban" (Pussy's Trial)]

Kuritori Academy is a boarding school.

The first and second years are in two-person rooms!
Wah.
I'm kinda excited.

It's a bit old-fashioned,
but it has a nice vibe to it.
That thing earlier...
took me off guard.
Phew...

I wonder what my roommate's like~?

I hope we can become friends!
Kya~
Pussy, I'm home!!!

W-Welcome back...?
Did she just say "Pussy, I'm home"!?
Wah, the girl from earlier...
Oh~ You my new roommate?
Eh? I guess I am...?

I'm Daiji Hiromi.
Erm...

Ah,
I'm Hibu Himeko.
Hime-chan, huh~
Cute.
There's no way such a cute girl would say such things!

I'm sure I just misheard her!
It's nice to meet y-
Pussy.
She really did say it?!
Eh?

I said it's nice to meet y-...
Pussy!

Eh...
She said it again...

H-Hiromi-chan!
Um, you shouldn't say stuff like that!
Eh~? Really?

According to the Holy Tree's teachings, "pussy" is a taboo word!
Wah~
If anyone in Kuritori Academy hears you saying that, you'll be shot to death!!
Oh puh-ssy~...
No, saying it like "oh puh-leez" doesn't help...

At any rate,
you shouldn't go saying
um...
pussy
in front of others!

...
...So basically,

It's okay to say
PUSSY
in front of you, Hime-chan!

Eh?
No.
That... so?
She'll only say pussy in front of me?!

A secret pussy
between the two of us...

N-No!
That's
just
slovenly!
You two in S05~
Ah.
It's time for the freshman guidance~

Wait!
That's right!
Wah~

You too, Hiromi-chan! Let's go!
Please hurry~

...

...?
Hiromi-chan?
What's wrong?

Pussy!
Aaah!
She said it!

Hiromi-chaaan!!
She died!!
Daiji Died

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Mako Saiban ch2

St. Kuritori Academy.
Good morning!!
Where young girls wishing to become saints come to learn!!

With the entrance ceremony over with,
I'm next to Hiromi-chan!!
today is when classes start for real!!

Okay~
Time for roll call.
Give me a hearty answer, okay~
Asoko-san.
Here.
Ouin-san.
Here.

Omata-san.
Here.
Kai-san.
Here.
Kurito-san.
Here.
Everyone's so cheerful!
I need to remember their names~
Shikyuu-san.
Here.

Shimoguchi-san.
Here.
Sosono-san.
Here.
Daiji-san.
PUSSY!
Wah~!!
That's a very cheerful pussy!!

DAIJI DIED

Geez~

Daiji Hiromi
Hibu Himeko

You surprised me~

Honestly, Hiromi-chan...
You got done in right away.
I can't help but say it~

At least keep it to this room...

I'll be careful pussy<3
Tehe

...
Even in the room, there are limits.

Yeah...
Ah.

Maybe I'm a bit too harsh with her...
Erm...
Then...

What's this?!
Hya~
Why aren't you wearing any underwear?!!

Pussy!!
You're gonna say it yourself!?

Hime-chan?
...

I-I'm worried about you, Hiromi-chan!
Why won't you understand!

Yssu~p!!

Phew Phew

Puz...
No, phrasing it like "soz" isn't gonna work.

Yeah...
I'm sorry, Hime-chan...
Eh...?

I haven't had any friends since I left the sticks, so... pu-... I got overexcited.
I wanted to be friends with you, Hime-chan... but I wasn't sure how...

So... in order to get your attention... I just...
Hiromi-chan.
You got everyone's attention.
But...
I'm the same.

I was also really worried
about where I'd make any friends.

Hiromi-chan was desperate too...
Pussy!
The way in which she's putting in effort is weird, though!

Kh!

Hiromi-chan!
Be careful in places with people around!

I-If it's just the two of us,
then... you can say it,
so just don't say it outside!!

You mean I can say it in the room?
Just a little...
It's difficult to just say "don't say it at all", after all...!

Pussy!
Pussy!
Wah! Not so loud!!

Pussy pussy!
They're gonna hear you outside!
Ah!
I heard that.

Hiromi-chaaan!!
DAIJI DIED

Hime-chan's Holy Tree Teachings [tn: "seiki" means "holy tree"]

What are Seiki Teachings anyway?
They're the teachings of the holy tree "Etsu", which our school's religion believe created the world.
Eh?
"Etsu" is a really old word for "tree". These days, we refer to the holy tree as "Etsu" to distinguish it from other trees, which we just call "trees".
Eh~?
Incidentally, overseas, they call the holy tree "Aets", and its followers are known as "Aethians".
Ecchi Ah~n<3
Aethians.
They're all ecchi ya~n over jizz<3 [tn: "seiki" also means "jizz"]
Just to clarify, the word "seiki" means "holy tree" in this instance, okay!

Mako Saiban ch3

St. Kuritori Academy's founder,
Ouchi Shimari.
The phrase she told the students of St. Kuritori Academy in their first term was...

Be ( )ly

Now then, this became our motto.
Does anyone know what Ouchi-sensei said?

Go ahead, Daiji-san.

Okay.

Do your best, Hiromi-chan!
Erm~

Done!

Be (taint)ly.

Waaah!
?

It's "be saintly"!!
I see!
Come with me to the director's office.
Okay~
She apparently wrote something that wasn't saintly.

[tn: In the original JP, the correct answer is "seijoutare" (be saintly), but Hiromi writes "kakitare" (a woman who only goes on dates for sex).]

Daiji Hiromi
Hibu Himeko

Good work today!
You weren't shot to death this time.
Good for you!
She really raked me over the coals, though~
Three dumpling sisters...

She says "be saintly", but she keeps shooting me to death!
Can you call that saintly?
Are you talking about Asoko-san?
Asoko? [tn:lit. "That place". Another way of referring to a girl's you-know-what.]

Asoko Shizuku-san! The head of Class B!
The one who greeted the new students at the entrance ceremony.
A refined saintly girl blessed with brains and beauty.
Hmm.
...

...
Hiromi-chan, are you thinking no good thoughts again?
...

I wanna go up to Asoka-san...
and say "pussy"<3
Shot-to-death flag raised<3

Now that that's settled, let's strike while the iron's hot!!
Yeah~
Nay!
While the pussy's hot!!
Wah!
Don't run in the hallway!!

Asoko Shizuku
Kurido Rika

This the place?

Shizu
chan!!

D-...
Daiji-san? You should at least knock first.
Well, well.
I had sudden business with you.

I hope Hiromi-chan isn't doing anything weird~
One two, one two

Hiromi-chan?!

What!
Is this?!
Waaah~!!

Puss~!!

She's an open book~

A-Asoko-san.
Rika-chan too...
Are you okay?
Himeko-chan~
Here!
This place!
Of course they're not okay.

S-Sign of life.

...?

Well she obviously wouldn't say pussy...
The saintly teachings call that place a "sign of life".
Whaat?! They don't call it a pussy?

Hey.
She went and said pussy herself...
DAIJI DIED

I thought we were gonna watch each other saying pussy!

So it's one shot each utterance, huh...
DAIJI DIED

Tch.

Sign of life my ass.
She's just trying to save face.

Right~?
Hime-chan.
...Well, doctrinally speaking, that is how you say it.

...Don't
tell me...
Huh?

Is Hime-chan...
upset?
This is awkward...
Ah...
Um,
Hime-chan?

I don't really get it, but
I a-pussy-ologize!!
You're pussy-tively right!!

...

DAIJI DIED

Hime-chan's Holy Tree Teachings

What are saints?
In a broad sense, it refers to those who follow the holy tree's teachings. In a more specific sense, it refers to clergymen who leave behind great achievements or renowned "tree art" researchers.
What are "tree arts"~?
They're techniques that uses the "veins" that transmit from the holy tree's roots to the earth.
Veins...?
Erm... It's something that flows underground!
So how are these "tree arts" used?
According to the teachings, it's "a power to protect life" that's used for medicine and farming. Long ago, it was apparently used as a weapon too, but it's now forbidden to use it for offense, save for special exceptions.
...But guns are fine?
Guns don't use "tree arts", after all!