. I go by Priest, though Priestess is also acceptable. I am also known as Saint and Doctor, among other titles. You may use any of these names, provided you address me properly. Nicknames are not permitted under any circumstance, as they are reserved exclusively for my wife.
. I have been intertwined to my wife since April 19, 2024. She is my nurse, my princess, and my everything. Any attempt to flirt with either of us will be met with immediate mockery between the two of us, followed by a block. To also make this unmistakably clear, we are a real life couple. We see one another often, and proof of this exists. Stop behaving as though online couples cannot exist in real life.
. I am eighteen years old. So do conduct yourself accordingly. I am also employed and work five days a week, so delayed responses through my guestbook should be expected.
. I identify as genderfluid and have no strict pronoun preference; any may be used when referring to me. That said, I do prefer masculine terminology when addressed by strangers. This is a preference, not a demand, but it should be kept in mind.
. I am narcissistic, apathetic, blunt, and condescending by nature. I hold concern for no one beyond my wife, and a lack of empathy should be expected. I have been professionally diagnosed with bipolar disorder, OCD, OSDD, N/ASPD, and other conditions I choose to keep private. These directly inform my behavior and responses.
. In terms of personality and alignment, I identify as an INFP with a Chaotic Evil disposition. I embody both fatherly and motherly traits, all of which are directed solely toward my wife.
. I largely exist within my own world and conduct my life as I see fit. While I am willing to trade or sell, understand that I am a social recluse by choice and prefer to remain within my own mind and beside my wife. I move through life as it unfolds, not as others attempt to dictate.
. Lastly, since this must be addressed. I am not “larping,” nor am I performing, roleplaying, or adopting a persona. This is simply how I speak, write, and conduct myself when necessary. I do not know why it has become a rumor that I am anything other than how I present myself. I have no reason to fabricate my demeanor online, nor any desire to do so. I am entirely comfortable with who I am. If others choose to behave foolishly on the internet, that is their choice; it is not mine, nor will it ever be. My life, and my wife’s life, are not public property. We are not spectacles. Leave us be, cease the prying, and stop attempting to force your way into what does not belong to you.
