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DNI if you think you like guest 1337 as much as i do or more than me. you do NOT fuck with him like i do. NOBODY does. i have bought every and any piece of merchandise of this man, official or not. i have a whole shrine dedicated to every physical item with guest 1337's pretty gay face on it. i have bought the last guest
posters just to cut him out of them & frame every picture. I HAVE CUT MY NAME INTO HIS SKIN SEVERAL TIMES. i could & WOULD hurt someone in the real world if it meant there was a 0.000009% chance one of my pube hairs would fly off and get carried by the wind to robloxia where it would lightly graze his ample bosom.

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