She's done it
You don't know how, but she's done it
Your human somehow got into your drinks cabinet
Looking at the bottles that are strewn across the floor, the one missing its cap is a now half empty bottle of vintage Congac
Strong stuff
Fairly expensive, strong stuff
You'd be furious
if it weren't so god damned funny

Your human is currently staggering around the living room, bumping into your furniture
You can't contain your laughter
You reach for your phone so you can record the whole event
You get about 10 seconds of footage before...
Well
Your human proceeds to be sick on your living room rug
Oh dear
Oh fuck
You rush over and pick them up, carrying them to the bathroom

After washing your human down and making sure they've stopped heaving, you carry them to their bed and tuck them in
they're going to have a hell of a hangover tomorrow
Hell, after that much Congac, who wouldn't
You set about scrubbing the mess from your living room rug
You really should get a better lock for that drinks cabinet