Which Holos would do the best cock rating stream?

Mori

Generous to deadbeats' dicks, full of "big" ups, descriptions of dicks as Chads and Alphas, plenty of dorky "bone"r and "deadbeats jerking now" jokes. Includes a fair few shota cocks and has to tell concernfag greynames worrying about "underage" to fuck off. Absolutely loses her shit when someone sends in a picture of their cock photoshopped to be huge, green, and have little Shrek ears. All-around great up until the end when she busts out her special folder of cock pics from male e-celebs.

Kiara

Fair and reasonable; also rates an equal amount of KFP vaginas and matches them up with appropriate KFP cocks. A departure from the standard cock-rating stream, but a very welcome one. Anons point out that she left one cock unmatched with a vagina and decide that means she wants that one for herself. For unknown reasons the eggcord chooses "Kiara is a futa and needs to review her own dick" as their narrative to push during the stream.

Ina

Only reviews cocks that have rulers displayed for scale. Measures their arc of angle and catalogues warts, pubic hair status, etc. Thorough and professional in ratings, but surprisingly you can hear the lust leaking through her voice. A racism rrat starts because most cocks she reviews are white, few are asian, and none are black. Openly horny tweeting for several hours after the stream.

Gura

Receives an extraordinary number of pictures with some frankly gigantic cocks mixed in. Doesn't actually rate the cocks but just pages through them quickly; each time one of the gigantic cocks pops up she squeals loudly, turns on her blush, and looks at the camera with her mouth open. Anon isolates shlicking audio and claiming it's definitive proof Gura was actually masturbating on stream. A schizo goes completely ballistic because Gura didn't filter out the black cocks.

Ame

Coyly requests "in-action" and "multiple member" photos before the stream. Playful and teasing, fairly frank about preferring the larger ones, but is empathetic to the smaller ones and throws in little comments like "more comfortable for anal anyway" and "that would be easy to suck on". Doesn't acknowledge the shitposter who spammed her inbox with dog penis pictures.

Irys

Unironically and unquestionably is masturbating the entire stream; the buzz of a Hitachi is clearly audible and she gives up rating halfway and just pulls up a bunch of the pictures at once and moans and pants loudly for the rest of the stream. Not actually a cock rating stream, but nobody is complaining.

Sana

Does her cock-rating stream as an unannounced endurance guerilla, only accepts pictures taken after the stream started, happily reviews the same cock multiple times throughout the stream. Phone camera sounds picked up on stream indicate she may even be replying with her own pictures. Assigns star signs to each cock.

Fauna

Generally agreed to be the best cock-rating stream since it's basically just cock worship, she talks sweetly and kindly about each cock without comparing it to others, she praises its virtues and acknowledges its flaws - all without being condescending. Exhorts viewers to always be proud of their penis. As a way to reward the bravery of submitting their cock to be seen and critiqued by thousands, she comes up with an original and creative sexual scenario suited to it, and encourages the submitter to go make that scenario a reality.

Kronii

Initial reluctance breeds rrats of cockphobia but when she does the stream it becomes clear her reluctance is because she's literally only seen dicks in porn. Somewhat critical and fault-finding because of this; kronies however are immensely pleased because she finally plays the role of "sadist domme demanding perfection" sincerely (though inadvertently), instead of poorly acted.

Mumei

Starts out no-selling the stream as if she's reviewing room pictures, acts horrified that someone sent in their cock instead, performatively expects the next picture to not be a cock each time, and makes a show of being progressively more mindbroken into reviewing cocks as the relentless dick pic assault continues. Ends up talking about the size of the load and how it's important to fill her up as much as possible to ensure successful impregnation.

Bae

Says "oh my gawd" to every. single. cock. Distinguishes herself from the others by reviewing every cock in relation to her own body, rather than objectively - instead of "very thick" she says "I need two hands for this", instead of "very long" she says "that would bottom out in me halfway", etc. Drives the thread wild when she repeatedly mentions how painful it would be for her to take this cock or that cock anally.