You wake up to something moving in your bedsheets
It's Kronii, she's probably just finished with her collab for the day...night...morning...
What time is it?
Before you can glance at the bedside watch her head blocks your view
She probably thinks you're still asleep, and tried not to wake you up
This cute dork
You hug her tight and kiss her on the forehead
Kronii smells of...cinnamon?
Letting go and quickly rolling over, you reach for the lamp and turn it on
It's fucking IRyS
"HIRys!"
Her blue eye is flickering purple
"WHAT THE FU-"
She shuts you up by gripping your mouth
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
IRyS pulls you back into the bed
"Let's just enjoy this..."
She turns off the lamp and locks you in a hug

After stroking her hair and making sure she's asleep, you attempt another escape.
Struggling doesn't work, IRyS is clinging to you tightly
You try to call for Kronii again
She doesn't hear you
You send her a message on discord.
No response
Calling her puts you to voicemail-did she forget to charge her phone?
With no other choice, you slide to "O" on your contact list...
"Hello?"
"Omega IRyS broke into my house and is holding me-"
"You're on your own, I'm busy"
You hear a weirdly familiar voice on the other side saying something about pancakes before the avatar of the gods hangs up on you
Amazing

It is 5 am and Kronii is still not home
You accept your fate and start recording a new last will in your sleep deprived state
"Kronii, if you hear this, I'm sorry I wasn't strong enough to get her off."
IRyS is sniffing you in her sleep.
"I meant that both ways."
She starts to wake up
"If I manage to survive tell the doctors to save my penis by whatever means they can, I don't want to live life penisless"
Her eyes are both purple
"I leave everything to you, alsoOmegaisafuckingbi-"
Before you can press stop Irys pounces.
You try to reach your phone to save what little dignity you have left
The Nephilim pulls your pants down
As much as you wanted to stop her, she's a dear friend and you can't bring yourself to hurt her
Tears start forming in your eyes
IRyS stops for a moment, both eyes turning blue for a split second
And promptly brings her mouth down and works away
You just lie there as she gives you the second best head in your life, her warm saliva melting you away: an aphrodisiac?
Before you could think further your phone rings
You manage to grab it, Irys still sucking on
It's Kronii
"Sorry for not answering your call last night me and the girls-"
You hear some greetings from the other side
"-Fell asleep early."
Baelz speaks up
"What's that noise?"
"IRYS, HELP"
"Hmm?"
Blue-eyedRyS briefly surfaces with a look of confusion before she turns back, biting lightly on your member as she goes back down
"ARGH"
"Don't worry Anon we'll be right there!"
A white door appears next to your bedside as the council emerges
"Oh my..."
"PLEASE HELP ME I JUST WANT TO SLEEP"
Fauna moves first, grabbing IRyS's head
She recieves a kick to the stomach
"uuuuf..."
Kronii quickly stops time on your penis, preventing it from being bitten on even further
"PULL HER OFF"
As Baelz looks after Fauna, Sana and Muimei successfully pulls IRyS off your penis
Kronii reverses time on it, reversing the wounds
You fall into the bed, dead tired
IRyS sneezes.
Directly onto Muimei.
Light pink hearts appear on her eyes as she turns into her other persona
Shoving her hand down IRyS's throat, she quickly shoves each of her fingers down the rest of council
Thinking fast, you jump off your balcony...straight into a portal
You land back on the bed as the girls approach
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
In your sleep deprived state you think
Your phone...camera...social media...chris pratt is mario...
THAT'S IT
"WAIT WAIT WAIT"
You stretch your hands out in an attempt to replicate his infamous scene from the 2015 American science fiction action film, Jurassic World
It works...now's your chance!
You call Omega
"What now?"
"Omega Alpha? More like Omega BITCH"
The avatar of the gods arrives through another white door
"WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE HUH?"
As he takes off his coat to fight, you push her into the crowd
"HE HAS A PENIS"
You slam the door on them and lock it.

I was writing fluff but then I wanted to try writing smut
It turned into whatever the fuck this is.