Twitter Beef

Dr. Ureta // @BigBoneAppreciator

Favorite prehistoric life?
I love the #Marella!
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Saurus ♔Cretaceous King♔ // @TheRealUnfilteredSaurus

DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY IT? #DINOSAURS, BABY.
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Lurker // @LurkingDepths

Shark. The ideal predator.
@Saurus
ain't no way, that's so normie
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Saurus ♔Cretaceous King♔ // @TheRealUnfilteredSaurus

@LurkingDepths
PREHISTORIC LIFE. TRY BEING LESS ILLITERATE NEXT TIME
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Lurker // @LurkingDepths

@Saurus
Sharks first evolved over 400 MYA, dinosaurs only 200-250 MYA. Sharks have the way better claim to prehistoricity.
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Saurus ♔Cretaceous King♔ // @TheRealUnfilteredSaurus

@LurkingDepths
IF IT'S ALIVE TODAY IT'S NOT PREHISTORIC. TRY PICKING A BETTER FAVE, LIKE I DID, AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THIS ISSUE.
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Lurker // @LurkingDepths

@Saurus
Only reason dinosaurs aren't around now is they were unfit to survive. How does it feel turning into an entire family of genetic dead ends?
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Saurus ♔Cretaceous King♔ // @TheRealUnfilteredSaurus

@LurkingDepths
FIT ENOUGH TO DOMINATE THE CHARTS. GET YOUR LOSER ASS INTO THE TOP 10, AND YOU CAN TALK ABOUT FITNESS.
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Lurker // @LurkingDepths

@Saurus
Maybe I will, but I don't have to prove anything. Sharks are cooler and existed a thousand times longer than the dinos, cope about it.
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Saurus ♔Cretaceous King♔ // @TheRealUnfilteredSaurus

@LurkingDepths
DON'T NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING? PROVE YOUR NOT A TOTAL WASTE OF BREATH. POST QUIRK OR POST BENCH.
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Lurker // @LurkingDepths

@Saurus
your an idiot
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Saurus ♔Cretaceous King♔ // @TheRealUnfilteredSaurus

@LurkingDepths
YOUR BANTER MUST'VE EVOLVED 400 MILLION YEARS AGO TOO
ALSO, YOU'RE*
THIS IS WHY YOU STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS. YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP BOTH INCORRECT AND A LOSER LIKE LURKER HERE.
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Owari Da // @ItsReapingTime

lol owned
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Hisa wasn't owned! She wasn't!

There had to be some sort of line she could use to turn things around and utterly BTFO this guy! Just a little something she could say to shift public opinion a little...? She wracked her mind, wishing her PR training would kick in already.

Slowly, a memory emerged. A special class 1-F had been given after Bad Touch had started some shit with the support students.

Rather than Skycarver running this homeroom period, Majestic was the one standing in front of the juryrigged whiteboard. He looked around the bathrooms, nose twitching. A brief look of disgust flickered across his face, and then he began to talk.

"I'll be blunt. I've been told to solve this class's bigotry issue." He looked at a couple of students pointedly. "Here at Shiketsu, any sort of -ism won't be tolerated, unless that's heroism. I won't tell you how to live your life, but if you want to survive as public figures, as heroes, you need to know what you can and can't say."

He held up a few sheets of paper. "Here, I have a list with all of the major slurs for mutants and other minorities. Everything from the minor to stuff that will get you jumped in the streets. Speaking any of this aloud is career-ending, and might get you expelled, so make sure you remember these and don't say them. I'll give you the pronunciations and definitions, so you won't be making any mistakes." With that, Majestic grabbed a piece of chalk, and started working through the list.

It was pretty impressive how he didn't need to look at his notes a single time throughout the whole period.

Yes, that was it! Finally, she came up with the perfect response. A post so rock-solid, so unbeatable, everybody would be forced to agree she totally won the argument. Hisa started tapping it out, letter by letter.

Lurker // @LurkingDepths

@Saurus go extinct you fucking m


"Why the long face?"

"My alt account got banned for racism."

"What were you doing?"

"Being racist."

"Oh."

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Pub: 29 Mar 2024 04:15 UTC
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