Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game
(because no human could survive WITH alcohol)

Take a shot every time:
-Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
-Drink twice if a game gets an 8/10
-One of the following commercials airs:
-Gamefly
-Trojan condoms
-Upcoming/current video game
-Any commercial you feel out of place airs
-♪ Hooot Pockets ♫
-Random upcoming genre movie
-Someone trying to sell you insurance
-Any anti-smoking (two if it's REALLY annoying)
-Sonic shakes
-Steve Blum Fast Food/theme restaurant
-Someone mentions how one of the drinking games is fatal

Rooster Fighter
-Keiji uses Kokekokko
-Keiji fucks
-Piyoko wants Keiji's cock
-Piyoko shrieks for more than a second
-a human transforms into a demon
-Elizabeth is salty
-Keisuke fawns over his half-brother's sloppy seconds

DanDaDan
DrinkDaDrink when:
-Momo gets molested
-Momo squees about Ken Takakura
-Okarun's junk is mentioned
-Okarun or Momo nerd out over spirits/aliens
-Okarun goes granny mode
-Okarun spills his spaghetti
-Seiko drinks or smokes
-Aira has delusions
-There's a romcom moment

Blue Lock
-someone says striker
-someone says ego
-someone's eyes change
-someone gains an aura
-someone poses
-someone says something with clear yaoi undertones
-a character mentions their weapon
-Japan's soccer team gets shit on
-drink twice when someone scores

Tokyo Revengers:
-the MC reiterates his desire to save someone
-the MC forgets something nobody would realistically forget because the plot needs it
-the Tokyo Revengers' MC cries or gets beat up
-a swastika appears
-there's a time leap
-someone gets big comedy nostrils
-drink twice if someone dies
-finish your drink if tokyo gets revenged

One Piece
-Luffy mentions meat
-Luffy is a retard
-Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost
-Nami is greedy
-Usopp lies
-Sanji lights a cigarette
-Chopper eats a Rumble Ball
-Robin is morbid
-Franky says Super or talks about his week
-Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd
-Sanji and Zoro argue
-Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age
-A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about
-There's a DON or DODON
-Someone does their signature laugh
-Bullets or cannonballs are useless
-A new Devil Fruit user shows up
-Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned
-"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play
-The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line
-Brooke makes a bone pun
-Brooke and Sanji do something perverted
-Hancock starts gushing about Luffy
-Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls
-Someone mentions "Pirate king"
-2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again

Dragonball Daima
-a child character relearns how to perform a technique or transformation
-vegeta gripes about being young
-bulma gushes over being young
-there's an OG dragonball callback
-villain does an evil laughGoku mispronounces Glorio's name
-The gang's mode of transport is destroyed or disabled
-drink twice every time vegeta or supreme kai job

Ninja Kamui:
-a ninja gets sliced/stabbed
-John Ninja uses the Forbidden Ninja Technique That's Going To Kill Him™
-Someone uses accupuncture
-One of the cops is a loose cannon
-redhead cop hacks
-John Ninja reminisces about his dead wife and kids
-Anytime someone says Oni
-2+ people die within a couple seconds of each other
-somebody's limb gets broken/disjointed
-the DeMarco expy appears
-gay ninja midget lusts for ass
-Big D calls something elegant
-Finish your drink if black cop who's about to retire dies

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Pub: 02 May 2021 03:15 UTC

Edit: 22 Mar 2026 05:03 UTC

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