Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game
(because no human could survive WITH alcohol)

Take a shot every time:
-Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
-Drink twice if a game gets an 8/10
-One of the following commercials airs:
-Gamefly
-Trojan condoms
-Upcoming/current video game
-Any commercial you feel out of place airs
-♪ Hooot Pockets ♫
-Random upcoming genre movie
-Someone trying to sell you insurance
-Any anti-smoking (two if it's REALLY annoying)
-Sonic shakes
-Steve Blum Fast Food/theme restaurant
-Someone mentions how one of the drinking games is fatal

Lazarus
-someone says HAPNA
-someone babbles cryptically about the human condition (drink twice if it's from Dr. Skinner)
-Axel begins parkouring
-Axel fires off a glib one-liner
-Christine acts like a ho
-a dreidel spins
-hacker girl hacks

Bleach
-The show starts
-You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds.
-If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless.
-Someone gets kidnapped.
-Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason.
-Ichigo auto bankai's
-Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight.
-Something cool actually happens
-A character is saved at the last moment
-An ass pull occurs
-SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled
-Spells are useless
-Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting
-Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting
-They reuse animation
-They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode)
-Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back)
-An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique")
-The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward.

Blue Exorcist
-You see Rin’s tail
-Yukio scolds Rin
-Shiemi cries/loses confidence
-Shima does/says something pervy
-Izumo gets annoyed
-Bon yells at Rin or vice-versa
-Konekomaru gets scared
-Yukio shows any emotion
-Shura does fanservice
-Someone has a flashback

One Piece
-Luffy mentions meat
-Luffy is a retard
-Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost
-Nami is greedy
-Usopp lies
-Sanji lights a cigarette
-Chopper eats a Rumble Ball
-Robin is morbid
-Franky says Super or talks about his week
-Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd
-Sanji and Zoro argue
-Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age
-A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about
-There's a DON or DODON
-Someone does their signature laugh
-Bullets or cannonballs are useless
-A new Devil Fruit user shows up
-Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned
-"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play
-The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line
-Brooke makes a bone pun
-Brooke and Sanji do something perverted
-Hancock starts gushing about Luffy
-Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls
-Someone mentions "Pirate king"
-2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again

Naruto Shippuden:
-Sasori sleeper agent meeting flashback
-Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics
-Naruto mentions ramen
-Sakura misses a chance to be useful
-Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them
-There's a flashback
-Jiraiya does something perverted
-Sharingan activates
-A rasengan is used
-Someone gives a speech on friendship
-A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used
-A nature based jutsu is used
-A hokage is shown or referenced
-A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain
-Someone does/uses something overly impractical