RED = FRAN
BLUE = JULI (Cause shes a freaking edgelord) - I'm NOT. Ehhhhh... I have my objections.......

OK This will be decorated cutely... Never. I am aware these colors are eyestraining. BEGONE! I am going to force Juli to do my bidding by decorating this URL cause he's my slave!!!!! LOL what a fucking loser. This is a shared Rentry in which my beloathed and I... verbally joust Pretentious chuckle. I (Yours truly, Fran) will most likely take up 80% of this paste because I talk a lot. Ok where do I start? It's 5th August, 2025 on Tuesday and my neck hurts like a son of a biscuit eater (I've been bitching about it all day to Yuli and he's sick of it). Today was uneventful except for the fact that I literally probably twisted a vein. So. Yes. Ok So I)m going to edit this now and add a modify code and stop ignoring Yuli on Discord. Ta-ta.

Ok I changed my mind :( I miss you. Come back Yuli.This 4 hour timezone is going on r/extremelyinfuriating. We need to interweave the seams of time that seperates us so we can talk. Come back :( YOUJERK!!!!!! should i buy a birthday cake with chocolate or a chocolate chip cookie cake? because i like both but i can't decide. help me choose! Is this some Tiktok joke? Im chronically on(off)line. My soul belongs to a 74 year old. we can tell. chunc. Thanks for correcting me. I meant to say offline. I am not chronically online. Sorry guys. Just found out I'm unc. And Also Chopped?

here's how i'll torture you david.
Ok so I searched this up and I think this is you and I on a daily basis. Haha! How comical.

i've literally been off doing my schoolwork and she's here bitching about it dude unbelievable. this is like sam and dean levels of codependency. hello my umas. I told you to read the fine print when you signed the contract binding yourself to me!!!

??? what do i say um. i like vergil yaaaay. sorry i lost my aura there. You didn't have any to begin with you fucking loser STOP VERBALLY ABUSING ME IN FRONT OF THE HUZZ WILL YOU

Yuli told me to "add an email address" into my metadata. I think shes tryinf to scam me
we should kill you

OKAY PROPER INTRODUCTION. hi i'm chev or yuli i am a very chill individual except around fran because he makes my BLOOD boil. i keep to myself and am very peaceful #trust. i like to beat this castiel dupe with a bottle to the head sometimes rentry mods this is satire we do not beat each other. okay He literally only buys beer so he can throw it at me... :( Also we sometimes lure Dean Winchester with the remainder bottles.

CHEV'S VERGIL SHRINE KEEP AWAY

hey sexy. ahahahaha you come here often? that's cool.... what's that? you don't communicate with people who are weaker than you? okay, that's awesome.. <- Im poking around here for fun... Ohoho

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCAM IM HERE DROOLING OVER VERGIL

august 06 2025. 4:13 am. i am exhausted and mg eyes feel heavy. good night rentry dor condlash tiramisu

Hello all! It is altı Ağustos, yirmi yirmi beş... 1:23PM, which is 5:23PM to Yuli's timezone. I am currently reading a book my mother bought me when I was like . Um. 13. Or something. It's on neurology! Good stuff. My neck no longer hurts, which is wonderful. HUZZAH! I HAVE BEEN HEALED! Thank you Asclepius. Sorry your symbol is pasted on all those low-end pharmacies. I finished watching DDLJ with my mom yesterday for the. Um. 5th time, give or take, and I'm looking to rewatch Pardes today, as well as get some progress through my King novels... Sorry I'm not spending enough time with you, bae. My side piece (Stoner by John Williams) needs some love, too. I'm on my third rewatch of Supernatural; S8, EP23. Almost done with this arc... I'm super excited!!!! I miss Yuli a lot. Yuli if you are reading this may we sohbet through a call today? Yes i know Im a loser for not being ableto Discord VC. KILL ME IF YOU MUST! VC doesnt work here in the UAE, but you know that, considering I've told you about a hundred times. You know what else I've told you repeatedly? That I loveyou! It's true. Ok goodbye /Tiramisu.

writing this at 2 am. hi fran love u. i downloaded pgr today for the dmc collab. the lore was actually interesting but god its a clicking sim out here. i wojld press the skip button but unforch i am goo invested <- I've heard of this. Should I download it? ALSO I FOUND OUT UMAMUSUME is. 5. Gigabytes. Hello? Are you trying to put the actual horses in my data? .???? I love you too by the way.
five gigabytes is nothing you chud. yes they put horses in the code they'll eat away at your digital books oooooo. ok pgr is not that hard but i think the mechanics will hurt your head (i know it did for me) so all i can say is check it out if you want. one thing i didn't like about the game is the infodump it gives me the moment i wake up like Hey man I'm 3 seconds jn. STOP HURTING MY FEELINGS. 5GB is plenty. Also WTF. Stupid fucking horses. Go eat an apple or something leave my punk literature alone. I like infodump games but I literally fell asleep midway ZZZ. I did really like WuWa but I've never been good with committing to those kinds of games (as much as I'd want to), and so I left the game midway. Maybe I'll take a stab at it. Several stabs, if you will.

Good day to all. It's 1:43PM, 8th of August 2025. I had to refrain from saying that in Hindi. Um I was woken up at 7AM under the false pretense of going to go do our medical + visa photos but alas! We are home. I did finish a chapter of Finders Keepers and. We finished Pardes. SRK is so beautiful... The narrative was WHATEVER it was alright. I kind of wanna watch Kal Ho Naa Ho but maybe I'll force my jester (Yuli) whom I underpay severely and torture for my twisted amusement to watch it with me. Bisexual Aman Mathur isreal inmy eyes.Har Pal Yahaaaannnnn Ji Bar Jioooooo Jo hai Zaman Kal Ho Naa Ho. Nothing much on the agenda today. I think Im gonna read my neurology book its really fun. Ok I love you /Tiramisu I love you Yuli. If you need a reminder. You mean the world to me senpai. Ok sorry bye

^ claim above is real true and verified she does indeed force me into Situations only he could find humorous. anywho small chev life update i went to a tutoring session today for our school and we only had 2 students attend (me and a classmate) which wasn't embarrassing because i attained mg education and gained Knowledge haha I know. spent one hour in the library reading a book before going home because i don't have anything else to do. i love my stupid chud life! oh and also I'm trying to be more healthy because my physical assessment yesterday proved to be a laughable attempt. 3 pushups? I'm as frail and sickly as V. jesus <- I am proud of you and you are amazing. keep Doing What you are doing. I love you more than anyhting OK? :) Also so cool I love tutoring sessions I go to them sometimes when I dont understand a topic And Its great spending time with my classmates.

HELLO ALL! it is the most joyous man on earth Here. Taps the mic a few times. It's 2:37, 9th of August, and I CANT WAIT Because I am finally taking a cool trip this summer to Abu Dhabi! Great resorts there. Um. Sometimes I wish I could drag Yuli along.That would be cool. We'd record it too. I have a digital camera but it lacks a memory card. God, it'd be just great to be able to go to the beach with you. I'd throw sand and push you in the sea. ANYWHOOOOO today has been quite uneventful if I must be honest. Ive been artblocked so bad I genuinely get sick at holding up a pencil. I WILL RETURN SOON!!! Sorry to all those I owe commissions to :( :( Im so sorry. Anyway I love Yuli. FRAN... OUT! Drops mic and saunters off stage with insane swagger

İYİ GÜNLER!!!!! It's 10th August (6:16PM GMT+4) and I have many a news. Ok sorry that!s probably incorrect gramatically but I digress. I wwnt to the mall yesterday and I got. Really nice clothes but I was insanely tired because my father drove to at least ... 4 different locations for food and by the time we finished eating, it was 3AM! I slept like a rock by the time I returned to mine humble abode. We did not go to Abu Dhabi today unfortunately but soon we shall. You Really Got A Hold On Me by The Beatles has been stuck in my head. Thanks for that Yuli. It's now one of my favorite songs and I fell asleep to it. I love you so much. Ok im getting emotional On Rentry.co this is bad. I love you FOREVER Yuli Never forget this.... Im kicking my feet reall6 hard right now

terribly sorry for neglecting my half of this rentry. i've found myself swamped with schoolwork and not to mention my periodicals are looming just not far from today. xi's a witness to how much i stay up to complete tasks, lol. all for that education i guess. i did have some regrets choosing the strand i did instead of humanities; i think i would've thrived writing essays with good hooks and bad endings. i think i could do with a week-long break after next week, i've still got so much to do and catch up on (dmc 3, getting into f1 and the lot). oh and the beatles? am i on the road to RPF? is this really how I want to end up? i cant say i don't see myself reading brocedes fics in the future......... unfortunately. YOU NEED TO REST!!!!! I hit you. Your work should not be of higher priority than your health you stupid!!!! Stupid Boy. Sigh. sighhhh. I hope you figure out your strands, too, because I also think you'd do great in humanity... You're just very. Compassionate and insightful. I guess. Idk how to put it you have a very nuanced train of thought when it comes to real world issues and I admire that about you. Also!!!!! RPF! Yahoo. You messaged me about whether I'd support you if you liked it or not and tbh. Yes! If you think those real life men are shagging then I support it. Also yeah whatever maybe I've dabbled in a few ships myself. Are Pee Eff...I chuckle fondly and shake my head.

Ok I guess it's my turn to begin talking. I havent been on this page in a while because I've been OUT SO OFTEN! Alas. It's 15th of August, 2025, 9:54PM and this past week has been nothing short of eventful! We went to a hotel for around 3 days in Abu Dhabj... the breakfast there is amazing and the beach was GORGEOUS!!!! I had so much fun :( We went to our green card interview and it sucked. it took HOURS of endlessly stupid waiting and I was so tired by the time we got out. We did our medical yesterday and I took a blood test (TWO BOTTLES OF BLOOD!!!!) and I took 4 whole vaccine shots :( Virginia you better be fucking worth it man. But I'm off TODAY and my order of clothes came yesterday night and theyre allsooooo cute I ant wait to wear them out i bouhgt like 5 shirts and a jacket. Anyway the weekend is coming around which means my sister is off work, which in turn means ILL FINALLY GET SOME PROGRESS ON SUPERNATURAL! we've been stuck on S9 for a while now and I really miss kt. My 4th rewatch btw if you even care. Also I FINISHED FINDERS KEEPERS AND THE PLOT WAS INSANE! I've been procrastinating on finishing Stoner but I did an essay-length rant on it to Yuli so that has to mean something...right? Gods of literature do you hear me crying over these books? Am I finally a real literatus? Have I finally reached true biblophilia? Can I finally crack Albert Camus? #NEEDTHAT. OK BYE I LOVE YOU /TIRAMISU AND I LOVE YULI SHES EVERYTHING TO ME AND I LOVE HER MORE THAN YOU DO!!! BFW!!! LOL
*blushes and wags my tail* put me down Xixi. now. I'm being controlled by a symbiote. okay for Reals tjank you for your kind words you are really Too nice I'm starting to feel suspicious. What will you be doing in Virginia agaun. Ahem... In a suspiciously French inflection I vill be... Tending to, eh, cekhtain... mattuhs. None of vich have to do veet ze fact (Is this more German? Sorry I suck) I am attempting to... hire a hitman on you. (I gave up.) OK IN ALL SERIOUSNESS we're going there to confirm my green card. I say as I put away the burner phone.

Hey guys it's 8:20 AM 18/08/25 idk Im too lazy to put the date in exacrlt But OMG Im so sad :( In a good way. I woke up this morning and sent Yuli an annoying message on discord TO FIND OUT SHE SENR ME a freaking song that reminded her of us! Yahoo! YAHOO IM SO HAPPY AND ITS THE SMASHING PUMPKINS AND ITS SPOT ON. I can't explain it the lyrics and the tune is so in line with us Im afraid this is possibly the theme song now.

YUYU AND XIXI PAIRINGS:
Vergil & Dante + Nico & Nero (DMC)
Vodka & Scarlet Daiwa (Umamusume)
GhostSoap + GazSoap (CoD)
Sam and Dean Winchester (SPN)
Sancho & Don Quijote (Don Quijote)
SRK & Kajol (They are acto rs)
Kabru and Laois? (Dunmeshi)

Yuli should I make a YuXi song section? lmk faggot
yes. subject the masses to the peak that is YuXi. watch your language though I'm not a mannequin you can verbally abuse any time you want 🙄 only sometimes. and in exceptional moments. Sorry I can't. Ever since the lobotomy they performed on me c.1935, my brain's been genetically wired to be perversely gratified by your irritation. OK I DIGRESS (said for the umpteenth time in this Rentry page)

1. Drink - Destroy Boys (Also kind of A Destiel Song?)
2. You Really Got a Hold On Me - The Beatles
3. She's Always a Woman - Billy Joel
4. Girl From Mars - Ash
5. YUXI THEME SONG: Luna - The Smashing Pumpkins (18/08/25)
   Wait WTF I forgot. Is this all? Hello? Ok You add some for me Yuli :( I forgot.
   Also just to add smugly I kind of put Yuli onto APC btw. Lol. Im better than you Yu. I really am.
   stfu no ur not. stop pissing me off i will Shake you. oh and quality over quantity man We'll grow this song log soon. I asked Inferior Town and they said YOURE the mayor. Lol. Ok anyway I have a new song proposition... Ok?
   Ok all aside this new addition is so cute. Im gonna log it ok