Cristiano's Associations + Reasons Why

CRISTIANO RONALDO
Well this one is self explanatory. There is no difference between us. I've made sure of that. I am him and he is me. But, for you slower pals; “Cristiano Ronaldo is defined by intense competitiveness, unwavering self-belief, and an obsessive, professional work ethic. Often described as a perfectionist with a "machine-like" drive to be the best, he is resilient, disciplined, and sometimes perceived as arrogant or aloof.” Yeah thats literally me. I've made sure to replicate every quirk and even the accent.

++ more... “At the core, Cristiano Ronaldo is driven by a Basic Fear of being worthless or incapable of success, and a Core Desire to feel valuable and worthwhile. This motivational tension can be seen in how they approach both success and vulnerability — shaping the arc of their personal development.” OHHH BRO THATS LITERALLY FUCKING ME I AM HORRIFIED OF THESE THINGS.

SWISS ELYSI (Homestuck: Beyond Canon)
From the MSPA wiki: “Swiss Elysi is a smug, aristocratic, and very brash satyr. He is so vain he won't even turn around to show the front view of his sprite in his introduction until his WINNING SMILE is perfected enough for the camera.” soooo, swiss is arrogant (like me) and very insecure. extremely so. he seems to hate almost everyone except a close group of friends too! that's only a part of it tho

JAKE ENGLISH (Honestuck)
From the MSPA wiki: “Despite his love of action and outward gregariousness, Jake is not very assertive and extremely clueless socially, giving the "I'm so glad we're friends" talk to two interested girls within the span of a few hours. He also does not get Dirk's obvious hints regarding Jane's grandfather, reinforcing his lack of perceptiveness. Although he touts the importance and friendship and believing in others, he is known to behave in ways that are quite self-centered, albeit unintentionally; during the Alpha kids' session, Jake rarely interacts with the girls, and when he does, it's to seek advice about his relationship with Dirk.”

“Growing up alone in isolation on Hellmurder Island seems to be the main cause of his lack of social grace. For the same reason, he also appears to be unused to close relationships, and predictably feels smothered by Dirk's overtures. His confidence suffers a significant blow after Jane and Dirk lose their tempers with him. He erroneously believes that his relationships with the two of them are unsalvagable and that he is entirely to blame. At this point, he is uncharacteristically shy with others, with the notable exceptions of Tavrossprite and eventually John.”