Rinka’s Relations

Team 1

Natsuo Uchiha

Jonin of Team 1. An Uchiha?! Aren’t those guys considered almost demons? Everyone’s heard that it’s better to run than face their eyes, but surprisingly, he seems very relaxed. Not at all what I expected given he’s both an Uchiha as well as a Jonin.

D

This jerk! He’s the type to think he’s the gods’ gift to the world. First, he tried his luck, then upon finding out what happened, he’s done nothing but make fun of me! Jokes on him, I have a plush puppet on hand whenever he starts getting uppity!

Himari Miko

An incredibly talented medic, as well as skilled in the Divine Arts? I had hoped upon finding out about her that she’d be able to help reverse this, but neither she nor her clan had even heard of whatever those priestesses did, much less know how to reverse it. sigh. At least she was kind and apologetic about it.

Takeru Suzuki

Who wears sunglasses indoors? Tryhards, that’s who! What, he thinks that it’s impressive that he can use Flying Raijin, or that he can create so many shadow clones? OK, I guess it’s a bit cool, but sunglasses inside!

Team 2

Osamu

Jonin of Team 2. No secret that this guy’s a complete weirdo. Always rubbing his hands, muttering some gibberish, and really just smells kinda funky. But he is a genius. I considered asking him for help, but after seeing his puppets and bugs, decided not to risk it.

Shimabukuro Fumio

Old geezer but manages to pull it off. Have to say, never thought that butterflies of all things could be used in combat. He may not have martial skill, but he has a lot of life experience. Not any related to my problem directly, but quite a few on how to handle it.

Kichōna

As weird as her dad. Very hard to put my finger on. But not necessarily a bad person. Just bizarre. But considering my backstory, am I in any position to judge?

Nodao-Douji

I don’t know why I hated her until I stopped and thought long and hard about it, but I have it now. She’s a girl, but still engages in masculine activities like fighting, drinking, and arguing. Meanwhile I keep finding myself acting all girly! It may not be her fault, but it still angers me. But that anger can keep my manly spirit alive, so maybe I should thank her.

Team 3

Kamiko Karatachi

Jonin of Team 3. I hate to admit it, but I wept in her arms. She hugged me and told me that it would be alright, that no matter what, she would help me through this. It felt like being hugged by my mom back before she betrayed me. But at least she cried more than I did, so I can at least claim some of my manhood back from that.

Masukuda Rarime

I feel the hurt she has when it comes to family. Being raised as an effigy to the obsessions of parents is a horrid feeling. She doesn’t seem to realize how much she’s been hurt by her dad, which pisses me off! She needs to stand up for herself and get out of her toxic family. It’s hard, I know, but you can’t stay around those who would treat you like you are an item.

Ichika Chinoike

She’s nice, kind, noble, but damn if she isn’t a girly-girl! NO, I DON’T WANT MAKEUP OR CUTE DRESSES! I AM A MAN DAMMIT!

Kita

An orphan of the war. Never knew much about it, as the Land of Demons was hardly affected by it. Haven’t talked to him much, don’t know much about him. Looks weird somehow.

Team 4

Kiko Inuzuka

Jonin of Team 4. A victim of the war, even though she fought in it. She acts like a bubbly girl, but behind that manufactured exterior, is a broken person.

Remilia Orochimaru

Snake girl. Haven’t had much reason to interact with her, but on the couple of occasions we’ve talked, she seems nice. Needs to work on that lisp though.

Itami Nanae

And I thought D was bad! This jerk thinks I have a crush on him, even after I told him I’m a guy! Jokes on him in my opinion, he looks almost as girly as I do! Wait, why did I almost seem proud of being girly?!

Kazen Uzumaki (No Yin Chakra Affinity)

Apparently, he’s a curse arts user, which should make him easy to beat if it comes to that. He’s also a victim of the war, being one of the last survivors of his village. Just what happened?!

Team 5

Ezaki Tuto

Jonin of Team 5. He got burned badly in the war, meaning he’s got to keep bandaged at all times. Ouch. Other than that, I don’t know anything about him.

Jin Hyuga

We get along OK. He has a great respect for the divine arts, perhaps a bit too much. I will never forgive those priestesses! Anyway, his conviction that ends don’t justify the means is one I agree with, having been on the receiving end of such positions.

Shinrō Kamotai

Bah! He doesn’t have a clue how those priestesses really think! At least he got lucky, being taken in by a weaker group. If he had ended up in my home, maybe he’d be a chick too! Ha, wonder if she’d still be bald! Jokes aside, he is a bastion of calm, which can really come in handy when times are bad.

Yuma Kouda

Who? Oh yeah, another sharingan user, not that you’d know looking at her. She’s incredibly forgettable, to the point that it seems like a skill. Whenever she gets all haughty, it’s very easy to knock her down a peg or two.

Team 6

Tsugumi

Jonin of Team 6. I asked her what my future held, if I would ever get my manhood back, and I didn’t like her answer. So, what does she know! Just because you can see the future doesn’t mean you know what’s going to happen!

Ghidorah

He’s weird. I don’t know why, but every time I’m around him, I feel something that I can only describe as “ick”. I don’t know what this is, but it feels feminine, so I force myself to like him. He’s been experimented on as well, so we have that in common, for what it’s worth.

Junki Takenaga

I don’t know why, but this boy and his bird look “off” somehow, kinda like Kita. Whatever. He’s something of a hippie, all about nature and woods and stuff, which is OK I guess. I haven’t had much reason to interact with him otherwise.

Sen Yamamoto

Little miss notetaker! She’s no fighter, but dang if she’s not a genius! It’s not just that she remembers everything, it’s that she can put all those pieces together in ways that no-one else thought of before! She needs more self-confidence though; she always seems sad.

Team 7

Kamiizumi Tadafusa

Jonin of Team 7. Some see him as a failure of a jonin, saying he’s not specialized in anything enough to be able to compete with his peers. That seems pretty dumb to me. He may not be the absolute best in anything, but he’s excellent in almost everything. Jack of all trades, master of none, but better than a master of one. Looks off though, like a couple of others.

Fujiwara Nobutake

Hmph. Thinks he’s so good just because he can make his hair do that thing where it always seems to be blowing just right. I could do that too when I was a guy! Hmph. Polite, was apologetic hearing my story, and skilled with his bow.

Kamare Hozuki

A femboy looking dude. Doesn’t seem motivated in any particular direction but has a wide berth of skills. Not very talkative.

Daiki Ueno

Poor guy is dying. He looked at me with a desperation I’ve felt. Kind of puts my own place into perspective. I may be a girl, but at least I’m not dying. Sometimes feels like he looks at people like pieces of meat though, which is disturbing.

Team 8

Rio Konoki

Jonin of Team 8. She’s the definition of a closed book, not opening up anything to anyone. She’s a cool, silent type for sure.

Mitsuteru Chihoshi

He’s from my homeland and exemplifies everything that I hate about it. He’s a sycophant to the order, a sado-masochist to the point of mutilation, and all-round lowlife. I want nothing to do with him.

Kuro Blackshadow

What’s with this girl?! She’s obsessed with appearing as dark and as edgy as possible but compared to loads of the other people kicking around, she has no idea what suffering is! Why do some people want to glorify that which is unpleasant?

Choko Yumiya

An archer who lets loose her tears as swiftly as her arrows. Pretends to be above it all, is absolutely not. Aside from that, don’t know anything about her.

Team 9

Inaba Hyuga

Jonin of Team 9. Jin’s dad. Must be nice having a dad who loves his SON. He’s a disciplinarian and a control freak, but I guess that’s par for the course when you’re head of a House. But it doesn’t change how weird it is for him to stare at everyone who has special eyes.

Mojo Nakasendou

Yet another orphan of the war. Like a lot of the others, his experiences have left both mental and physical scars. He seems intelligent, and can use all 5 elemental natures, so he’ll go far so long as he doesn’t get swallowed by malaise.

Kitsumoto Hachirō

This guy keeps himself to himself so much, I wonder if he has any friends at all! I tried talking to him, but he ignored me like he didn’t hear a word! Rude. Don’t know anything about him beyond that.

Eiken Shinzo

PUT ON SOME CLOTHES! JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A STATUE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN BE NUDE! I sympathise with Eiken more than most do, most likely because he’s a naked statue in the form of a foreigner, but we’re both victims of maniacs who stole our bodies. He seems to be cooler with it than I am, but he still has a penis, rocky as it is.

Team 10

Dojuma Takiga

Jonin of Team 10. Another guy who needs to put a shirt on! We have the same Chakra nature, but he’s far ‘darker’ than I am, at least I think so. He’s submerged in curse arts, mosquitos, self-harm, and other nasty things. He also has a disturbing relationship with his students, so I’m glad I’m not on his team.

Ayuka Hagihara

A corpse. I don’t know how others can’t see it. This is a dead girl being used as a puppet by…something. I don’t know what it is; I’ve only seen the tentacles. Whatever it is, it thinks it’s the real Ayuka, and behaves as such. But if it reveals its true form, it’s getting purified.

Oishi Teruo

Another victim of someone else’s experiments, but he’s handled it well. He seems to almost revel in what he’s become. I guess he never knew anything else, so doesn’t know what else he could have been. He’s also got a stupid hat.

Egao

Is – or was – this thing ever human? He’s a, for lack of a better word, a blob. I guess he had to be human at some point, considering his chakra nature. Maybe he just likes being a blob?

Team 11

(Jonin-less)

Jonin of Team… Wait! Where’s our Jonin?!

Rinka Akagi

That’s me! The Manliest Man among Men…or that was my goal, until those fucking priestesses! decided that I had to fulfil their dumb prophecy! Now I these boobies dangling off my chest and I have to pee sitting down! The ONE benefit I have found is that everywhere is comfortable to sit, but that’s no fair trade! Stupid priestesses!
Well, screw them! I fled from home, ended up here, and if I want to stay here longer, I’d better pass these exams! Having the power of the Angel does make a lot of fights easier as well, I guess that counts as a gain. Worth giving up my manhood? No.

Akaito Tenyo

My teammate, and a surprisingly decent guy, so long as you ignore his weird politics. He uses a highly unorthodox method of fighting, with chakra threads, and his skill gives them a remarkable amount of versatility. He’s got some strange other friends as well, some type of debate club I think, but most of them seem kind of dumb. We get on well, but he always has an air of ‘I’m smarter than you’ about him.

Chosuke-Chosuke Kirabokua

My other teammate. Poor guy’s a quadriplegic but doesn’t let that slow him down. He has specialized prosthetics that he uses to fight with, but who gave him scissor-hands? Have they never heard to never run with scissors, especially if your feet are knives?! Never seen him cut anything that he didn’t intend to, though, so he knows how to use them. He’s a goofball but is still smarter than me. Why am I the dumb one on this team?!

Teamless

Taihō Shiryō.

Why does this guy piss me off? No idea why, but his face annoys me.

Eiji

Another weird-looking guy. He doesn’t seem to be taking the exam, and I haven’t talked to him.

Loners

Ahiratsu Ōtsutsuki

A local civilian. Makes good clothes. She’s nice until she either; 1. Gets into a spoiled brat mood, or 2. Is throwing a tantrum.

Darkbone

I refuse to believe that’s his actual name.

Kijyo-Douji

The leader of the Ogres. She seems standard for one of them: big, strong, drunk. Similar to Nodao, it irritates me that these females are more manly than I am, but perhaps I should learn from them. Only if I can’t find a way to reverse this soon, of course.

Engetsu Bōfū

The 4th Raikage. Doesn’t have long to live, but you wouldn’t know it looking at him. In insane shape for both his age and health. Inspiring in a way. If he can live with no regrets, even with death looming over him, I should be able to do the same. A hero to Akaito.

Insane Wild Boar

The beast of the Forest. Just one more obstacle in the trials, I guess. Gods, I don’t want to be barfed on.

???

Heard rumors of there being a mole-like creature in the Forest that steals scrolls.

Setsu Suru

A criminal clown? What a dumb concept. Clowns and crime have nothing to do with each other.

Sado Mazohisuto

A mercenary? Better than a criminal. Apparently, she’s also dying. I’d feel sorry for her, but even with their betrayal, I still have the lessons of home on my heart.

Kanami-Douji

Another ogre. Anyone else find it weird that all the ogres here are female? I’d have thought more male ones would be about, if only to watch the first exam in years. Anyway, even though she’s an ogre, she’s an intelligent and skilled craftswoman. One to note for any future items.

Barou

The dead should rest. He’s falling apart; mentally, and physically. I should lay him to rest, but he seems keen to continue to struggle. Hopefully he won’t go full zombie before he finds what he’s looking for.

Sekka Hakobu

Braggarts are always infuriating, but never more than when they can’t back it up. He’s like a balloon that’s doomed to pop, and he’s the only one that can’t see it.

Gyū

Feh. He’s nothing but a low-grade thug.

Yōki

Euthanasia can be a mercy too.

Koroko Kokoroko

Why does he look so weird?

Mr. Hopo

This old geezer’s wiser than he lets on. He knows something about almost everything, and when he’s not playing the dementia card, he has some incredible pearls of wisdom. Problem is getting to them without rupturing your bladder with how much tea he insists all guests drink.

Lizard

Even with his skill, he’s so boring that he blends into the background. If he were a color, he’d be beige.

Aika Yuki

The nickname people use for her behind her back is Baka Yuki. They’re mean, but not inaccurate.

Kondai

Shaving off your eyebrows in addition to dying your hair blond just makes your attempt at being a delinquent come across as tryhard. He’s got an impressive set of skills, and I wanna learn how to fly, but grow your eyebrows back!

Makura Hachimune

The leader of Konoha, though you’d never expect it. She’s, well, ‘ditzy’ is the politest word I can think of to describe her. However, I shouldn’t speak bad of her, as she’s incredibly nice and understanding and let me stay here.
Dammit, why am I envious of her chest!