Reverse Uno: Pomerlane Edition
Unknown Date, Pomerania
Pomerlane is sitting at his throne when he suddenly received a message.
"Who the fuck are these guys to dare to send an insult to me, Kieselbach, mount up it's time to declare war on them. We will see who truly wins, /who/"
Unknown Date, Kure, Tsukinode Empire
Pomerlane stared over the vast fleet before him with pride, it was the whole fleet the Empire could put together and they all agreed that these so-called "Fanfictions" that came from dream were worth of great punishment. Pomerlane had 500,000 men under his command and he had a simple plan. For the Saplings, fire would be applied so they would cry back to mommy and for the Hoomen, he would show them who the fuck rules the world. These fools, thinking that their artillery is better than mine! I will show them all
Unknown Date, off Hoshiyomi Coast
Admiral Louis d'Avranches had a tall task in front of him. He had 40 ships of the line and was facing 35 from the alliance they were facing. Unfortunately, for the allies, they were facing a naval genius. In the course of 5 hours, the entire fleet was sunk using explosive shells that were previously thought to be a timeloop according to some Anons, but the Grand Admiral of the Navy snuck into the lore. It is good to break the rules isn't it.
But Pomerlane didn't care about the Hoshiyomis, on to the Republic of Owl he pressed
A week later, near Writhaven
The Fleet was reading to unleash hell onto this center of "civilization" with its endless supplies of fire shells and explosive shells. For 12 hours, the guns of the Imperial Navy reduced Writhaven to a smoldering ruin. Many cried about its fate to this day, how could they do this to civilization but little did they know that these Ijin aren't worthy of civiliazation at all. It was starting to look pathetic for the Republic of Owl when Pomerlane landed on the beach with his army and the naval artillery blew the hell out of the Republics artillery, thus allowing the landing to be completed. "We will be home by Pomumas!" said Kieselbach. But the most fun for the was about to happen.
A week later, in an unnamed territory
Pomerlane and his army finally caught the owl army where they wanted. For an army that is famed for its skill on the march, the reality of plot armor slowed them down and Pomerlane encircled their whole army outside of the town of AASDASDASD. With his skilled Marshals, Kieselbach, Quidlinburg, Magnus of Drakenland and others, Pomerlane managed to out fox the owls. After 3 days of artillery bombardment from the heights surrounding the town, the legendary Pomeranian infantry was unleashed on the hoomen. The conscripts, no matter how motivated, had never seen such discipline in troops, nor had they seen anyone better dressed. After each volley the hoomen fired, the ranks filled back up as if nothing happened, and the Pomeranians unleashed twice the volley in the time the could launch one. Then Kieselbach lead his Cuirassiers down onto the helpless hoomen who had never seen such things before. Pomeranian Grenadiers, Royal Dragoons and Gebirgsjaegers cut down the hoomen without any hesitation. Pomerlane laughed like a madman. "YOU FOOLS! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"
A month later, outside the forests of /uuu/
Pomerlane destroyed the Republican army so easily that the Saplings were suing for peace, but Pomerlane did not forget how they turned on his imaginary friend called OGsuner. He order the forests to be burned. The genocide was unbelievable and unheard of. Thousands of Saplings were burnt into ashes. It was a site that the would become known as the "place where mommy abandoned us". Satisfied with what he did to the Barbarians, Pomerlane returned to the Owl republic and signed a white peace because he was growing tired and had to go to bed for the night.