The origin story of "Pierre Von Flaggot"

Chapter 1

Pierre Von Flaggot is sitting on his throne in a city that he calls "Tolle Stadt" drawing another new iteration of his flag. He says: "It looks so amazing. This is the quality you would expect from the kaiser of /vsj+/"
He is a king, but not the kind of king that you are used to. He has no army, no kingdom- just an elaborate throne room with a flag on it. It's a pretty shitty throne room too, for a king. The walls are covered with posters of himself and photoshopped pictures of the VShojo girls being army commanders and following his orders. He has a small table in front of him with a picture of Queen Nyatasha Von Flaggot which is his fictional wife.
"Aaaah!! I want an army!" he screams at the top of his lungs. "I want to be able to go around killing people and conquering shit! Why does everyone have to be so fucking stupid? Why can't they have the same visions as me to make our lawless society into a great patriotic nation! Why can't they just understand that we are the greatest thread on this board and that we have so much more potential."

Pierre Von Flaggot goes to bed and dreams about his visions for his massive army, and giant navy. He dreams of how he will conquer the board and spread the nationalism of /vsj+/. He thinks about how he will build an empire and rule over all of the land and sea. He dreams about how beautiful his army will look marching down a street or through a town.

He wakes up in the morning after dreaming about his glorious future and he gets out of bed and thinks to himself. "Today I will make this dream come true. Today I will build an army that will rival any other army in the world. I will build a navy that will terrorize the seas. I will build a country that will be known throughout history I will make /vsj+/ the superpower of /vt/"

Flaggot walks out on the street holding his new iteration of his eagle flag that apparently represents /vsj+/. He goes to the thread and asks the residents if they want to join his cause and help him make /vsj+/ great while waving his flag proudly. Some are impressed by his passion and praise him for it. It's the first time anything like this has happened in the general, so some people are interested and willing to listen, many others walk away in boredom. Flaggot doesn't care what anyone else thinks, he knows he can change things and he's going to do whatever it takes to get what he wants.
The rest of the day Flaggot spends holding speeches about his flag and his connections to the Holy Roman Empire and debating "spergs" who critizise his flag by saying "It's too complicated" and other people who tell him to look up the rules of flag design, which is really infuriating for Pierre Von Flaggot. He won't let this slide...