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Honestly, it surprised me to hear those words coming out of his mouth. I had thought he was a person who didn't think about anything other than women. I couldn't picture him watching the news or reading the paper. "According to the rumors, the group dive case was murder, too." "I, is that so..." "I'm not joshing you. It was written in the sports newspaper." So his source was a sports newspaper... Wouldn't that make it completely unreliable? Besides, I'd already heard that news, not that it had caught my interest. "So, listen and be amazed, will you? An eyewitness reports that the killer is female, and on top of that, a real beauty." "A female..." As I watched Misumi-kun tell me this excitedly, the dots finally connected. I saw why Misumi-kun had suddenly started reading the sports paper, which he normally wouldn't have given the time of day. It had to do with a girl. I guess you could call this a natural development. Would he be cool with a murderer, so long as she was cute...? Speaking for myself, I'd be okay with that if she were a 2-D character, but... Misumi-kun cast his eyes at the blue sky beyond the window. His face took on a far-off look. Why's he looking like he just achieved enlightenment or something? "I wonder what kind of person the culprit is? Is she really a hottie? I wanna see her and find out-" Just now, I became certain of the fact that this is a guy who lives solely through the lower half of his body. "I'm confident that she won't kill me, at least. After all, look, I'm a pretty cool guy, right? She might be a serial killer, but once she meets me, she'll fall in love on the spot, man." If that were the case, maybe I should say "I have PTSD," to maneuver my way into graduating even with insufficient attendance.