Be human male
Get a job at a local pizzeria as a cook
Meet my coworker
Autistic looking anthro dog that looks like the stereotype of weird girl
Wearing cat thigh highs, black and white arm warmers, and fishnets below the uniform.
She's looking at the pizza oven with her tail wagging as she puts a pizza in there.
She begins speaking as she slowly turns towards me
"You must be the new guy it's good to finally have so-"
She stops just as I enter her point of view.
I decide to try and break the silence
"Are you okay?"
My question gets completely ignored by her
"Are you a human?"
"Yeah I am"
"A real human?"
"I guess I am lady"
She fake trips onto the wall and puts a a paw on her forehead
"Oh no, you come here to collar me, you humies are all the same, such beasts"
"Lady I just want to get to work"
"Probably gonna tame me with your big. Human. Cock
I don't like the emphasis on those three last words
"Please don't tell me you're one of those weirdo hominophiles"
I thought it was only weird internet girls but I guess I was wrong. Or maybe correct?
"You are gonna put me on a leash and make me into your house wife sir, or may I say daddy~"
My eyes dart towards the still on oven, and see a really big yellow glow coming from inside of it
"Uhhh it looks like it's burning miss"
"Yes daddy my heart burns for your love"
"No I mean literally the oven is burning"
"Oh no if only there was some white knight to save this damsel in distress"
What the fuck is wrong with her?
I decide to just grab the janitor's water bucket and put down the fire quickly.
She immediately grabs onto my chest while putting her entire weight on me
"Oh sir you saved me I will forever be in debt to you, take me as your bride forever"
"I'll just go the bathroom for a moment miss"
"I'll be waiting for you my savior"
Tell my boss I feel like throwing up and he says I can leave for the day but he will discount this from my pay.
Tomorrow I'll probably see her again

Wake up
The dreaded day has come, no excuse to run away today
Shower, get ready and put on my uniform
As soon as I enter work my boss calls me into his office
"Anon I wanted to talk about something that happened yesterday"
Oh shit he found out about the burnt oven
"About what sir?"
Better just stall so atleast I can say I lasted some extra time with a job
"I saw what happened to the oven yesterday, then I decided to check the cameras to see what had ocurred during that time"
Oh shit this is embarrassing, atleast I can say it wasn't all my fault
"After analysing the audio and the footage I could determine what happened wasn't your fault. Although it would have been better had you been honest and talked to me instead of running away, so you won't be punished for the situation"
That's one less worry
"What I wanted to talk about was from the other incident, I wanted to ask if you could please forgive my daughter for the troubles she caused you yesterday. She's not that good at social interaction, I'm not asking you to speak to hear or be her friend but please don't try to mention the incident again."
Wait daughter? On a better look they do look pretty similar, same fur color and similar patterns.
"Okay sir I won't mention it again"
"Thank you Mr. Mous I appreciate it and I'm sure Maya will appreciate it too."
"No problem sir"
Maya? That's a nice name
I stare anxiously at the door of the kitchen, if what the boss said is true I atleast won't get sexually harrased today.
Swallowing my own salliva I decide to open the door and see Maya rolling some dough.
She looks.... Sad, worried, ashamed. She doesn't even do anything but a small side glare as I come in
Shit why do I kinda feel bad now.

"Hey Maya, you having a nice day?"
I only get a small wordless nod as a response.
"You need help on something?"
"You don't have to speak to me if you hate me you know"
"Hate you? Why?"
"For what happened yesterday I'm sorry"
She was pretty weird yesterday and I rather it hadn't happened but I don't hate her, atleast I think I don't.
"I don't hate you, sure you were weird and scary but I think we just started off on the wrong foot, a very wrong foot. But I don't hate you"
"Really"
As she turns her face towards me I can see a spark in her eye, not of lust but of hope
"Yeah, I mean we can be friends. If you want to"
Her expression changes to surprise to a small light smile, her wet makeup and red eyes tell me she was crying before.
But now she looks happier than ever
"I'd love that"
Her happiness makes my chest sting a little, probably it's just the relief of atleast fixing my relationship with her.
And when she isn't acting like a sex crazed weirdo.... She is actually kind of cute