[Kichōna races into the frame, obviously angry and upset; she begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder]
This does not even deserve a Shonobi’s Log introduction... [dramatic headband removal] because this is dead serious! The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my papa’s lab, everyone on the Internet...
[Kichōna jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage]
MY PAPA AND MY SENSEI IS ANGRY AT ME!
He’s BLAMING it at me! IT'S my fault,
I ADMIT IT!
it's my fault! I WANT everything a-
BOUT MY HOUSE
OFF!
THE!
INNERNET!
[Kichōna starts gesturing with her fists] I'll send in the Anbu! I'll send in the Jonin! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY
POWER!
Kichōna: Just get it OFF THE INTERNET!!
Osamu: Listen-to-me! [muffled by Kichōna's "OFF THE INTERNET!"] Listen to me.
Kichōna: [her expression changes rapidly and she timidly turns to face Osamu] Yes...
Osamu: Listen to ME.
Kichōna: Yes.
Osamu: Shut that goddamn thing off!
[Kichōna sighs and turns off her TV, unaware or indifferent to the fact that her camera is still recording the conversation. Osamu walks over to her]
Osamu: I don't care what you do. [pointing at camera] You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.
Kichōna: I'm working on it. [slaps hands to her side]
Osamu: Go work on it! [points to the door, instructing Kichōna to go to the computer downstairs]
Kichōna: I am workin-
Osamu: Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Daimyo’s Office of The Land of Fire... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn my laboratory, and we would have to move out of it...?
Kichōna: [sighs] I see.
Osamu: You go get that [nervously laughs when saying the next few words] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!
Kichōna: I'm working on it! I was making a NinTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for NinTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...
Osamu: No...
Kichōna: Its—It's, ahh, out of my control [flails arms]
Osamu: No, you get them off.
Kichōna: It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO-
Osamu: You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!
Kichōna: I'm working on it!
Osamu: Go do it!
Kichōna: I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...
Osamu: Get in here and do it!
Kichōna: I- [sputters]
Osamu: [walks out of the room] I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't go into sleep mode until that stuff's off.
Kichōna: I'm working on it!
Osamu: [from outside] Get in there and start!
Kichōna: I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL EVERYBODY, THAT'S MY FRIEND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-
Osamu: [interrupting] Listen!
Kichōna: -about our house!
Osamu: I don't wanna get kicked out of my lab. By the Land of Fire. And what you just did was stick a kunai in our back, and kill us! [Osamu exits the room again]
Kichōna: Aw'right... lemme just...
Osamu: Get that stuff off of there...
Kichōna: I'M WORK-
Osamu: ...and get it off of there fast!
Kichōna: I'm workin on it! I'm WORKIN on it! [Kichōna turns her TV back on]
Kichōna: So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...
Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOW!
[Kichōna stomps the ground as she yells like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum, the camera noticeably shakes; she then quickly calms down, then holds up the peace sign]
Curse the geninnappers, peace to everyone else!