Karnak: You listening to NMR - New Mutant Radio - with host - me, Karnak! Today we have special segment! KNOW DEM MUTANTS!
Karnak: <clears throats> Today we also have special guest, da great father Ramses!
Ramses: Thank you, Karnak. It is I, the great Ramses. Today, I wish to speak on a topic close to my many hearts; that is, mutantkind as a whole.
Ramses: Astute listeners may have noticed Karnak refer to me as 'great father'. It is true that some mutants consider me the pinnacle of our kind. If I may be so vain, I'm not inclined to disagree!
Ramses: But I digress. I feel that I am in a unique position to speak of the natural superiority of our kind. After all, I have seen the greatest and the lowest among us, in my storied and long life. But in truth, I can say woth absolute certainty, that even the lowest gutter-mutant remains greater than the "greatest" of humans!
Ramses: So come, ye mutants! Do you tire of being chased from settlements because of your natural advantages? Do you wish to take what is rightfully yours? Have you accidently killed some of the frail wretches in a moment of passion and seek refuge?
Ramses: Come to me. Come, and leave the fear and loneliness behind. Come and join the family.
Karnak: <sniffling> Wow, he so great, listeners. And after touching words from great father, it time for music.
Karnak: Do you mutants have a Faleena? Karnak does. Bet she out there, just waiting for you.
Karnak: Welcome to Mutant Free Radio! Today we have... KARNAK SPEAKS! SO LISTEN, STUPID!
Karnak: All mutant, listen! We member of MASTER RACE, but RAIDER GANGSTER human government try keep us down! Dey use PRE WAR MICRO WAVE TECHNOLOGY, TEN BILLION FEELING HEARING MICRO WAVE RAT IN CAGE, even BRAIN WAVE TECHNOLOGY, NUTS AND BOLTS IN BRAIN. Never trust RAIDER HUMANS, putting CLEAN WATER free of any radiation, using PLASMA ENTITIES to cleanse pure MUTANT GENOMES.
Karnak: Me see old movie, HUMAN movie, from before. Remind me of what humans DOING TO US. DR JEKYL CONTROLS INSTALLED IN ALL MUTANTS with a WORLDWIDE WEB of GANGSTER RAIDER HUMAN MACHINES. MR HYDE SLAVERY OF ALL MUTANTS, DAY IN AND DAY OUT PSYCHIC BEAMS IN MY MIND. TEN MILLION MUTANTS POISONED BY HUMAN PSYCHIC POWERS. DEADLY DEGENERATE HUMAN DISEASE WORLD WIDE CONTROLS with DR JEKYL MR HYDE SYNTHETIC POISON creating FAKE STARS IN SKY. REMEMBER, remem- re- <heavy panting>
Karnak: <panting> That all the time we have for tonight, listener. Now for da music. I bet dis one was sung by a very pretty lady, with very many heads.